You were hired to rename the D&D franchise. What is the world's most popular RPG called now?
You were hired to rename the D&D franchise. What is the world's most popular RPG called now?
Mazes & Monsters
THAI COOKERY
> "Veeky Forums, I was just hired to rename DnD. Trips decide what it's gonna be called."
Ball Fondlers
Wizards & Warriors
Trolls & Adventures
GURPS
eXtreme Double D
Year 1995 is going to be the BEXT!!!
Dungeons & Dragons.
Why mess with a formula that's worked for 40 years?
Because that's what they're paying you for. That's the scenario.
This. THIS. THIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS!
New Revised Advanced Basic 2nd Edition Classic.
Elf Simulator 2000
Pathfinder
Just to fuck with people who play either of them
I like the way you cogitate.
Heroic Universal Role Playing System, with the expansion Dungeon Exploring Role Playing System
Murderhobos & Mayhem
seems legit
Wizards & Copypasta.
I see what you did there.
Tenacious D&D
AD&D
Probably something like "Dungeon Crawler", because it fits what the archetypical D&D adventure is about.
Magic the gathering.
Magic items the gathering.
Dungeon Explorer
Dragons & Dungeons
"It all starts in a tavern"
Fuck, I'm gonna write a system named that. I imagine it'd be quite self-referential.
Cards Against Draconity
I see what you did there.
>Thai Cookery
Dwarf Fortress
Wait, I may be onto something.
Eternal Horizons.
50% Chance of Success in Generic Medieval Fantasy World: The Game
The Only Game You Will Need
Then I hire hitsquads to go after anyone that suggests other games.
Asmodeus' "Biggest Loser": Celestial Edition