Magical Realm Awkwardness

Times when either your DM or another player played out their magical realm in the game, and how you/the group dealt with it.

My group broke apart because the GM kept forcing a perverted theme. It was really uncomfortable and I wish people like him would stay in ERP groups.
No storytime. We have this thread three times a day. Clearly discussing fetishes is your fetish.

>Clearly discussing fetishes is your fetish.
Not OP, but accurate to me

There is still pleasure to be had in cringing. It lets us know we are not yet COMPLETE degenerates.

>Discussing Fetishes is your fetish.

We're reaching levels of fetish memes too powerful for men...

>city garrison was starving during a siege
>quartermaster sent a few parties to sneak out and get food during the night
>the players come back with usual stuff like meat from animals they killed and herbs they picked as did the other parties
>winged division comes back with stuff they found and a suspicious surplus of eggs
Gotta do what ya gotta do.

>be playing egotistical, overconfident character
>fantasize about him getting captured and humiliated after games
>mfw

And by humiliated, I mean raped

Not really magical realm if you just do it in your own head. Nobody else can see it, so it isn't annoying or weird.

For some of us, It's almost a feeling of relief. I.e. "I've done some cringey stuff, but I'm so Glad I'm not that bad."

Missionary position with the lights off, hand holding, & headpats

With breakfast in bed the next morning?

You took it too far, man.
There are some lines you just don't cross.
There is an engagement ring hidden on the omelette

So is the autist reeeeing about improper use of the term already here or does he show up at a later time of the night?

>>winged division comes back with stuff they found and a suspicious surplus of eggs
I'd be incensed more at the lack of logic here, really.
Eggs don't magically pop out of nowhere, they take nutrients to create, not even speaking of a shitton of calcium.

And ALSO that "any egglayer" does not equal to "modern hen engineered into a nonstop egg machine"

Kind of wanna NTR a player some time

Ideally if their waifu is another PC.

A player, or player character?

Either bodes poorly for your personap disposition.

Would you say it's your fetish to cringe?

At least it was premarital.

>yfw your waifu chips her teeth when accidentally biting on the engagement ring

Chippy tooth a cute. A cute!

PC, and I am a forever dm of such duration (in relation to my life thusfar) that iHave begun to see Magical Realing my players as a sort of tax.

With the notable exception of what is likely to be my last campaign with this group. I can't find a way to make it not just a fetish being played out in this sci-fi setting that feels authentic to me.

I'm sure it was someone's magical realm somewhere, though none of us were comfortable with it, but one player ended up having to marry his mom in order to regain his inheritance and royal title after being disgraced, stripped and exiled.

It was largely a formality and no one involved liked it, but it was just something they had to grin and bear, and wasn't a proper relationship by any measure (90% of the time she was basically under royal house arrest and only remained alive as a political statement). The situation wasn't delved too deeply into because of discomfort, but included having to have kids as well.

That seems to be a somewhat common theme on Veeky Forums among forever DM's.

>I've been DMing for these people so long that they can just deal with an underlying magical realm to certain things.

One of us slapped the GM on the neck while the others laughed and told him to cut that shit out. Easy

It'd probably hurt life fuck.

Pretty sure nobody has ever been in an actual "magical realm" scenario. It's the kind of thing that people bring up because KC Green's comic is funny, not because it's an actual thing that happens.

>Clearly discussing fetishes is your fetish.
same

That's just you.

Be grateful it hasn't happened to you.

Were you using the fursona sourcebook or something?

Last game I played had someone playing a tiefling that could change his genitals on command and demanded to be called whatever he was that day while constantly soliciting for sex.

Hence magical realm, not like winged humans exist at all anyways, and if they did they would probably just shoot out babies like normal women.

>her

You're on Veeky Forums and you're doing it wrong.

Then clearly we need more women to help us act out our most depraved fettishes.

Except most of us either like girls or are too depraved even for Veeky Forums - you know the ones who like wrathethu or sparklepires.

>A player, or player character?
Why not both?

Disgusting.
and disgusting waste of dubs.
This is a disgrace.

It's not like it really happened

>that GM who deliberately tried to out-magical realm his players because he was tired and just wanted to make them leave
>yfw he failed

Sounds like a good story

Not funny, I got NTR'd in game. It was a genuinely awful experience.

By a player or a player character?

Player character, and friend NTR'd by a player.

That felt so wrong and yet so right.

Thank god it's shitthatneverhappened.txt

The magical vampire loli brothel story? That was funny, although sadly I don't have the screencap.

>that feel when I unintentionally torpedoed a 9 year relationship by getting cucked by one of my own RP characters

Word of advice, if you're playing with your girl and you have a self-insert character, don't then introduce an 8ft tall brick shithouse werewolf to the plot.

My self-insert got instantly cucked by werewolf, and within a week she preferred our games to sex. She never knew how wet she could get for an alpha male until my stupid ass gave her the fantasy of one.

She broke up with me a year later

>mfw she just spends her time drawing porn of little nerdy girls getting railed huge muscular wolf dudes now

LITERALLY KEKED BY MY OWN IMAGINATION.

I think it's pretty safe to say it didn't happen exactly like that. It's too pat. However, it can be a bit difficult to separate dramatic embellishment from gross exaggeration or wholesale falsehood. If for no other reason than my own amusement, I normally assume that stories here fit into the first category, or maybe the second, and only file them away in the third when they're too stupid to be taken at all seriously.

What if GMs lure you in with promises of your own magical realm?

>have a fetish for robot girls
>people know this
>in fact, two GMs have recruited me with this
>GM1: "Hey, wanna join my Edge of the Empire game?"
>Me: "I'm not sure if I'll have the time to-"
>GM1: "You can play a droid~"
>Me: "O-okay."
>yes, he actually used a tilde at the end of his sentence
>GM2: "So, this game is a spinoff of an earlier Magical Burst game I GMed, but I'm using Savage Worlds for this one since it's not about magical girls."
>Me: "I see."
>GM2: "The party is one science guy and two robot girls. The guy has severe gynophobia, but it works out because he views the robots on the same level as lawnmowers, or something."
>Me: "H-how silly."
>GM2: "So wanna play our party's third robot girl?"
>Me: "M-maybe. (Yes.)"
>mfw

You're probably better off without her. If a girl is willing to leave you because of a kink she has, she is not worth it.

>be me
>bit of a tomboy, much of a dyke
>recovering from bad patch where a much loved ladyfriend died
>not girlfriend, she was straight
>excising dark moods and feels using self-harming scarred sorceress as character
>doing okay, male gamer friends supportive and tolerant, even if they're a bunch of chaotic annoying jackasses
>just what I need really
>one of them has a cousin staying with them for a few months
>apparently likes RPGs so he brings her over
>quiet, demure, polite, rarely makes eye contact, breathy voice, thick glasses
>studiously pretend she doesn't exist outside of game because too cute
>she makes a lawful neutral cleric of Loviatar because we rarely have healers in our group
>damn it
>she is actually quite a good player, doesn't pull CoDzilla shenanigans, actually plays her cleric like a cleric
>month later, everyone leveling up to 9th
>gm has us describe our various efforts, training, etc.
>describe inscribing my new spells into my skin, nothing too graphic or gross
>Priestess-chan looks interested suddenly, writes note to the GM
>GM reads note and nods sagely
>think nothing more of it since neither one said anything more beyond standard level up stuff
>new quest starts
>GM had Priestess-chan make roll, he gives her a nod

>her character firmly accosts mine, demands to know about the newly healing scars
>hotly contest it's not her concern
>Priestess-chan looks me in the eye and explains how her character speaks in a soft, intense whisper
>"It involves pain, blood, and magic...it is entirely my concern."
>be still my beating heart
>goes on to inform my character is no longer allowed to practice my scarification unattended
>makes it very clear to other Pc's and the players, over the course of the next few sessions, that her character is entirely my character's dominant
>she passively tolerates the jokes and amusement this creates in the other players
>seems unperturbed by how arousing embarrassing it is for me
>realize there's only a few more sessions for her to play
>become severely depressed
>RP suffers a little for it but soldier on for the party needs me
>we finish the quest, her character receiving an appropriate accolade and promotion within the church
>before her character leaves she takes the GM and I aside and goes into great and graphic detail of the rules, restrictions, and the scarification her character inflicts upon mine
>tells the Gm in great and embarrassing detail how she gives my character a very intimate goodbye kiss wile marking her with the symbol of Loviatar
>I break down a little and excuse myself to cry on the porch stairs
>Priestess-chan follows and sits next to me
>I tell her what happened with my close friend dying
>hugs me
>total breakdown
>after I'm done she give me tissues, I clean up, she goes back in first
>I follow and gird myself in pride and sass, tomboy to the max
>the guys are playing it cool
>except her cousin, who seems satisfied
>exchange emails with Priestess-chan and keep in touch

>feel lots better despite her leaving for school,
>make less edgy characters, RP better
>feel pretty good about everything actually
>start having a life again
Turns out my friend realized I was suffering PTSD from the loss of my close friend, called on his cousin who had a bachelor's in psychology and was aiming for her PhD in it. We're still friends to this day.There may have been kisses.

Super sweet.

Shame it probably never happened.

Nah I'm pretty sure she's better off without such a fucking beta

Ok Chad

I've got Madam Tricella's Travelling Loli Brothel on my home PC, will post it when I get there.

>cucks himself in a game of pretend and destroys his sex life in a weeks time
>O-OKAY C-CHAD

It probably didn't even happen, but if it did, he'd have to have been a pretty severe beta that she tripped and accidentally fell into a relationship with, and probably finally was pushed far enough to commit to leaving.

The majority of women are satisfied with someone that has the basic competence to get a bit swole, a bit confident, and be a bit considerate of her feelings when she needs you to be. He (allegedly) had nine fucking years to work on his physique and confidence.

That's all right. It was a long time ago though. she was a sweetheart.

And undoubtedly why quiet, dominant young women get my engine going to this day.

Commit sudoku.

>What if GMs lure you in with promises of your own magical realm?
I plan on doing this whenever I get my shit together enough to even try running any games.
Gathering players with interest in TF, mind control and etcetera fetishes, making them play minions of my DMPC, ahhhh that's gotta be so fun.

Eh, I find it a good story anyway

>thinking its even the same guy talking

My cyberpunk gm only ever had us meet characters as they were watching VR porn and/or masturbating.
This includes on duty cops, hackers, nurses.
The one character we met that wasn't immediately horny was a receptionist. After I botched my attempt to bs my way past him, he decided we wanted to pay for gay sex with him in the alley out back.

...

Purest form of storytelling.

> tomboy to the max

You're a liar and this never happened but it was a cute story user

>assuming I was OP
Just what I would expect from a retard

>assuming that I assumed that

Just what I would expect from a cuck

...

Because that's what you wrote, cum-for-brains

Thank you.

Actually, it's really called pride and bullshitting your way through it, but 'tomboy to the max' sounds cooler in greentext.

One of my players set up their home in the others stomach. They were both medium size.

Is flea catching considered and erotic activity?

That's pretty hilarious. Not even Magical Realm, unless the GM was really weird about it. I would've laughed.

>yfw you slowly turn the game into your magical realm and you are the player

How?

ITT: things that never happened

>mfw

Sums up Veeky Forums pretty well.

>>mfw she just spends her time drawing porn of little nerdy girls getting railed huge muscular wolf dudes now

Does she have a tumblr or something?

This is also my fetish.

It happened.

being able to deal with sex in fiction as something unremarkable is a sign of being emotionally mature

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>make character with high charisma
>make rolls to convince mobs to join me
>DM gives them personalities
>eventually spend the night with my servants
>eventually have a small harem of monsters (of both male and females)

To be fair, I used them in battle as well, and they were only lowly mobs such as kobolds and goblins.

I got something in my eye reading that..

If only more GMs did that... I only know of GMs that would never allow that because they can't cope with players having power over the world somewhat.

I will never understand how people form a fetish about sucking even more than they do. Maybe if he was some billionaire who could leave the bedroom after his fetish session was done and enjoy being rich again, but for me that shit hits too close to home.

Welp

I once gave a PC all the companion friends they wanted. He tried to feed his barbarian wife to his pet giant spider...

Nah, most DMs just don't want to deal with the extra paperwork. Keeping track of 3 to 5 PC is tough enough, when you start to factor in all their NPC minions, it can be overwhelming... Especially when they all have names.

They do that because they want to preempt and hamstring players like you, who instantly come up with roundabout reasons why the GM is "abusing their authority" as soon as they don't want you to run rampant over the plot they've written or the setting they've created.
The GM's job is to help everyone have fun, including the GM. Count your blessings instead of whining about not having a GM who's willing to potentially let you grow powerful enough through stacking statblocks slightly above average that you can completely flatten the game and spend multiple hours after each session handling all the chaos you're bringing onto the table.
I swear I've started seeing you types around more after 4th and 5th editions (of both D&D and Shadowrun) came out. You think it's the GM's duty to bend over backwards and let you tear the group apart with your min-maxing, impractical character builds, lolrandom characters and "roleplaying" that ends up being you squawking out the same few character traits to the point that your character ends up becoming a cardboard cutout.
The GM is called the Game Master for a reason. They're the ones who put in all the work to make sure that the players, in spite of the chaos that they normally bring to the table, can have fun, and sometimes that requires keeping the game within specific borders - balance-wise, thematically and mood-wise.
The fun in roleplaying comes from the GM creating a story instead of the players just receiving a setting to flip out and have in-party fights in, and modern neo-roleplayers can't seem to understand that in order to maintain any sense of challenge, mystery progression or whatever else you want, the GM has to have the final authority on everything. They should explain it when they can, but sometimes explaining why might spoil the story and they shouldn't feel obliged to reply.
If you feel dissatisfied with your GM, don't bitch and whine on an anonymous imageboard - quit the game.

That's a lot of projection for a single sentence, user.

>players with interest in...mind control
>making them play minions of my DMPC

Some sort of a mechanic in which the control is gradually slipping and occasionally has to get reinforced.
Or perhaps disregard the genre conventions of PCs inevitably returning to action and roll out a new character if the current one falls.
Or for a particular guy I know, a cyborged minion with original personality shackled by commands and gradually eroding into nothing.

Unfortunately, just a pipedream so far as I fail to get even my basic writing practice in.

This is the gayest weebshit I've read in a long time.

>>Me: "M-maybe. (Yes.)"

>keked by imagination
>not keked by tyrone the furry who she met after
You've fooled no one but yourself.

Fucking cringe

That's a lot of mistakenly used words for one sentence, too.
I have to wonder if anyone on Veeky Forums has actually used the word "projection" properly.
Fun fact: Projection means placing problems that oneself has onto another person or group in order to prevent oneself from consciously realizing that one has these problems.
Since I'm not a player, I'm not a newcomer to the hobby and I shy away from 4th and 5th editions of both Shadowrun and D&D like the plague, there is literally no way that you could possibly twist my post into being projection if you used it properly.
But I guess some people need to believe in a miracle word that can solve every argument ever, considering they don't have the rhetorical skills to do it themselves.

The sad truth is I can see almost any player's reasoning for doing exactly that.
>mobility
>harem of cute things
>vampire to help keep watch
>income
>GM didn't expect it

If you remove the word loli and rteplace it with 'whores' the exact same thing would have happened.

You should probably delete that.

>Not building a game world foundation
>Not including several factions and general interesting conflicts
>Not giving players a ton of options and letting them run wild with whatever
>Not building the story based off of the players exploits while keeping an improv focus

We have opposite GM styles, and while I'd never play a session of yours I would agree with:
>If you feel dissatisfied with your GM, don't bitch and whine on an anonymous imageboard - quit the game.

Is Magical Realm really so bad?

What if my fetish is romance between humans and supernatural creatures? Surely most people wouldn't object to that if done in moderation.