What happens when you die?

What happens when you die?

No one knows. It's one of life's greatest mysteries.

You make another character

You think about all the time you wasted when you were alive.

You shit your pants.

Valkyries guide you to Valhalla where you feast and fight battles until Ragnarok happens.

Your brain slowly sparks out for 5 or 6 minutes after all oxygenated blood and sensory input stops. In theory, subjective time stops, the same way you can dream for hours during a single 5-minute snooze of your alarm clock. Some suggest that the brain is flooded with a DMT-like chemical, and your consciousness enters a Bardo state where you are confronted with your true nature and your place in space and time without the illusions of Ego.

What happens to a candle flame when it's blown out?

What if I died like a scrub?

For a small portion of your money, the New-U station recreates you.

When *I* die specifically? Nothing unusual. I definitely don't have a switch rigged to my heart or anything.

WE GO BEFORE SKELETON BUDDHA AND HE'S LIKE "HEY GUYS, IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT HOW I'M STILL FAT AND A SKELETON YOU GET TO BE REVIVED!"

The greatest mystery that no one seems to want to find out.

Depends on the setting

Nothing

We don't know. The one guy who died and came back didn't tell us besides illusions of grandeur.

Wasn't there some tests being done to find out a chemical they could inject that alters subjective time so prisoners could live a year of prison in 6 hours.

>See life flash before eyes

>"u r kill"

>"no"

/thread

thisYour soul-spark, now free from the cage of the separate body, reconnects with the infinite light of God and you remember that you are God simply playing as a separate character and that you intentionally forgot you were God so that you could have an adventure as the character. Now that you have had the experience of not being God as that character and learnt a lot from it you then go on to make another to try something new and different.

Kind of like WoW.

Then nothing actually. Afterlife is a punishment or a reward, the unimpressive will simply cease to be.

Quantum prisoner.

The next bad-guy-controlled room that the players enter will have a prisoner who joins their party and picks up right where the dead character left off, including awareness of all in-game events up to that point.

what happens when a story ends?

lol

death is not a mystery of all, it is life that is the mystery

wake up sheeples, you are living it right now

Actually those enter Hel's realm and continue the same life as they did when they were a life, just everything is grey.

What happens when you live?

Your body gets ate.

Eventually.

Not bad really.

You are killed.

you are dead

You soul is pulled to the afterlife that best fits your character
Sometimes along the way extra plannars grab you before you can get to your destination for usually nefarious reasons unless you have an escort, fight them off, or avoid them.

Your family will wash your body and cover it in simple white shroud. They will pray for you one last time and you are buried in the ground facing Mecca. They leave and divide your estate according to the law. There you lie until the trumpets of Armageddon are blown where you will arise for your Judgment.

>The carvers buy your body at a bargain price
>Your bones are turned into calcium carbonate for concrete or carbon for the steel
>Your flesh is harvested and fed to the animals
>Your skin is tanned and turned into fine leather for bootlaces and book binding
>Your hair is used to stuff pillows
>The rest of you is composted for the crops.

Occasionally your family or loved ones will purchase goods made out of your body parts

But I'm colour blind user, how is that any different?

You become the ass or tit fat of the redeemed succubus goddess.

And that's why succubi are apparently no longer welcome on Veeky Forums.

...

A) Your party is poor, so you make a new character.

B) Your party revives you

C) Your character doesn't want revived but the party kinda needs you, so they go to tbe outer planes to literally drag you back to the materisl realm.

I actually had a PC once that, while exploring the outer planes, decided he wanted to stay there. It was literally heaven for him. He died without dying.

>Skeleton Hell
Does that indicate that there are more than one hell?

Skeleton Buddha, you're not fat.

You're just BIG BONED!