Sticky Situation

Surgery?

That's what you get for sharing bodily fluids...I mean secrets...with your GM.

What, he likes stockings and described every attractive female NPC as wearing them or something similar?

If so, chill the fuck out. People are attracted to things and include things that interest them in things they create (being turned on is a type of interest).

Hell, he's probably not getting off during the because he's focused on running the game. He gets off during the prep time when he can spend the time and energy to really think about those things.

Just fuck off dude.

Clothing? Big breasts? All the women secretly have dicks but it never comes up?

What the fuck is it? Give us something to work with here!

Nice bait thread, OP. You faggot.

Whatever it was, I'm sure it's not as funny as having your players never truely grasp what looms over them in the sky.

Magical Realm? Pfft there's no way I'd have one of those. Nope. Completely normal.

I've always wanted to run a game where the player(s) gradually turn from fairly normal heroes, to hyper-sexualized adventurers thanks to super perverted dungeons. S&M elves, gang banging orcs, horny goblins, dildo collecting dragons, the works! [Spoiler] The worse part is that I'm making a bullshit homebrew system for it.

Not anything as mundane as that.

No, it has to deal with actions and situations rather than items or physical attributes.

Stop being vague or fuck off.

You won't get any real advice unless you tell us first. Seriously this entire thread is just going to be begging.

TELL US

It was a magical realm that dealt with - uh - characters. In situations. Sometimes conflicts would happen, and sometimes they'd find items. At locations.

Was vagueness his fetish?

OP has nothing

Somewhere there's a neckbeard laughing his four-hundred-pound ass off.

Ok , ok. His magical realm is 6 toed women. It never comes up but he secretly notes that these important women all have 6 toes.

Wow, really? You started a thread about that?

I never thought - nay, it never occurred to me to think - I'd find a thing I thought was incrementally more pathetic than a guy who gets his rocks off telling people about his imaginary harem of badass six-toed women.

But man, if I didn't just find it in a guy who made a thread on a Vietnamese Splatter-Painting forum, complaining about being told that his friend was getting his rocks off telling people about his imaginary harem of badass six-toed women.

The magical realm is overwhelming curiosity. GET OUT! OP IS USING US AS FAP FUEL!

oh my god
his fetish is ambiguity

Well, full disclosure is that my mother has six toes. So I think he's falling to my mother. It's awkward, man. Now you know why I didn't want to bring up the details.

Falling? FAPPING.

That is the only detail of any importance.
You have no reason to care outside of that.

> Every princess that's been kidnapped, every drop priestess that's our main villain, every bar wench that's been a mcguffin, every rogue hacker that we've had to take down.
>every one of our group members have been affected by his magical realm

>It never comes up
you're not OP. fuck off

This is so fucking stupid, I vote abandon this shitheap.

So like that one Oglaf strip about the adventurers who become more fetishy as the panels go by?
Sounds hilarious, would play. Online, text only, behind a suitable pseudonym.

[Spoiler] That's the inspiration, actually. And yes, it'd be purely text, maybe with a picture or two for flavor. In a perfect world, I would have an idea what all the players were into so I don't accidentally venture into straight up "NOPE" territory.[/spoiler]

Settle down, Sherlock.

The fact that all those women had 6 toes was never mentioned during the game but my friend has it secretly recorded in his notes.

Its vore

ITT things that never happened.

I think OP just left here. There's no way he's talking about the number of fucking toes people have.

Of course. You're just too smart.

All right. My DM really, really likes NTR.

There are always complex reasons for it, but nearly every woman is a cheating whore. That leads to very, very uncomfortable situations.

When there was a spy girl who was sent to extract information from a perverted noble, she gradually got more and more emotionally involved with the man she was playing honey-trap to, never mind that she had an on/off relationship with the party's cleric.

It's just a recurring theme of female infidelity.

Eh, no big. Make a celibate character and you're golden.

>DM is an NTRfag

so, you need advice on how to make a homemade napalm, right?

And you give a shit because...?

Just make characters who don't lust after women and you're going to be k.

Fucking meme fetishes.

That's not the issue, the issue is that the DM is very much enjoying this. The idea that every girl will happily move on to the next option when the opportunity presents itself is kind of miserable.

Then quit, tell the other players (whom may not give a shit) and stop being bitchy.

Well, if that sort of thing is subtle and you don't like it, talk with the GM about it. See if you can get him to tone it down.

If he doesn't, make up an excuse and leave the group. It's as easy as that.

You have bullet-proof reason to make a Redpill Empire. It will be ugly, badwrong fun.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domostroy
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder,_Küche,_Kirche
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Good_Wife,_Wise_Mother

How did he fuck up the spoiler here? Im seriously in need of an answer bc I can't see any problem and I see this kind of stuff in almost every thread. How exactly do you do it?

Didn't put a space between the end of his sentence and "[/spoiler]"

As an example:

The Monster girl will audit you for tax purposes horribly
The Monster girl will audit you for tax purposes horribly

Spacing is key.

apparently not. what the actual fuck. Previous experience with forums told me that this was exactly the problem. Now I'm confused.

WHAT?
Someone or something is fucking with my mind i swear to god

Because I'm a goddamn idiot, apparently. Might have been the capital 'S' at the beginning of the spoiler tag... Let's find out!

Back onto subject, if having six toes is a fetish for some people, then I seriously don't feel so weird about the multitude of weird shit I'm into.

Though, I totally wouldn't mind [Spoiler]a monster girl auditing me for tax purposes.

plz god just make it work[\spoiler]

Is it just fucking with us now?

>now

Dear god, the spoiler tag has become self aware and is tried of all of our lewd bullshit!

Sometimes, I wonder if my fetish would be viewed as weird and creepy or a "Thank god you're one of the normal ones"

I like tits. Big ones. Bigger is generally better. Tired of porn sites trying to push D cups as "huge". Stuffed tits are heresy. 90% of tit fuck videos involve women who have no idea what the fuck they're doing. I also really want to try breast milk, and it's a huge fucking turn on.

Mother of god...

I'm right there with you. If they ain't bigger than their head, then they aren't 'huge'. I am a total sucker for cowtits, I admit.

Kind of vanilla, but that means pretty much any setting with some kind of Amazonian society or even just women who take up the sword is my jam.

I want the sun-snu.

Same. I'm big into femdom, though, so I'm also good with other sorts of powerful women. Sorceress-queens, divinely appointed holy matriarchs, cunning empresses, and the like all do it for me.

I have to actively restrain myself to make sure my players just think I'm progressive rather than getting off on the idea.

MOMS GONNA FREAK

>NTR

Drop that motherfucker like it's hot, trust me. He's going to get you invested at some point and then cuck you out of the satisfaction to fuel his fetish.

Today OP delivered a quality troll thread

>NTR

Did he? Honestly there is not much difference between trolls and just people being mundanely stupid or petty anymore. Dissolved like a package of salt in the ocean.

Abuse the power OP.

Write a long backstory full of info about how mommy used to make daddy watch whilst she humped monster dick, so you are not sure who your real daddy is.

Then, in all the bits he will skip to get to the pron, put all your gamey abuse, about how you are an heir to a magical fortune with metamagic and +10 to all rolls or some shit.

It's not about domination at all though.
There's just this perfect blend of confident strength and rock hard muscles while still retaining femininity that drives me crazy.

He has a fetish for teamwork and cooperative storytelling, doesn't he?

I don't think anything more needs to be said.

I'd say, your friend Dm trusted you with this info. Running the games obviously makes them happy. It also makes the rest of the group hpappy.

If I may suggest a course of action? Try accepting it. It didn't bother you before -- merely having this new knowledge, it does not appear to me to change things much.

It is my experience that it is neither realistic nor kind -- or even feasible -- to change others. This said, imagine how your friend DM wil feel if you tell him you are uncomfortable with the game; do you think he will like this news? Do you think he will be a better DM for knowing it?

To me, I would think that telling him this would make him doubt his abilites as a DM -- this doubt would infect the rest of him and soon, the game would be cold, stale and boring.

The only thing one can realistically change is the oneself; it seems to me that your options are either, 'quit the group' (if you really cannot handle the info) or 'get used to it'.

Try this: the next time you notice yourself becoming uncomfortable, say to yourself first: "I am uncomfortable."

Then, say to yourself: "I think I am uncomfortable."

Then, say to yourself: "I notice I think I am uncomfortable."

I wish you good luck, my friend.