What would orks think of this gent?

What would orks think of this gent?

Wait... orks can think?

Depends on who doomguy ends up fighting. If he gets into something like Armeggedon then it would be just like Yarrik

We'll have to find out when the Grey Knights open their box.

What else did you think was in there?

he ded killy. Like da boss on a gud day. But don tell da boss we sed dat.

He is the new boss, they know.

Cenobites, probably.

"Squishy humie"

Hearty kek

Serious but:
>ded shooty shotgun
>ded choppy chainsaw
>green paint job

Ee's green, ee's got lotsa DAKKA, an ee' 'ates 'is boss!

I fink he my favourite humie eva!

Da bois an' I 'ave been talkin, an' we tink ee moight be a gud boss. Ee knows 'ow to foind all da bess foights, ee duz. I 'eard ee ripped a new 'ole into sum "king a demonz" with iz bare hanz!

Ee's a weedy weeny antsy git, ya squighumpa!

Orks from the 40k universe? Probably something along the lines of "looks like a sub killing super scrubs." Or "looks like a good slave for killing rats"
I just grtting into 40k and basing my assumption on the fact that that dude is tiny and his enemies are even smaller to everything else in 40k. (If anyone wishes to educate me I'll account it.)

Hell knights are about the height of bloodletters. Cyberdemons are about hive tyrant height, I think.

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First of all, who the fuck is that supposed to be? Motherfucker better not be telling me that ugly Halo-looking son of a bitch is meant to be Doomguy.

Oi'm gonna tell da boss on you an' 'ave a good laff when 'e rip you in three.

>he doesnt know
Also, Doomguy in NuDoom is just as, if not maybe more, badass than he ever was. The literal boogeyman of hell that had to be sealed away by demons like some lovecraftian horror cause they couldnt stop him.

Oh, you poor little niglet. Go play you some classic doom.

I think that's fan art. That said, it's still pretty close to what Doom Guy looks like in the new Doom game. Which is fucking awesome, you cocksmoker.

>doomguy
>being a fucking asshole like the Emperor was in life

Doomguy is the best parts of the Emperor that escaped into the Warp while he's interred on the Throne and he is pissed.

Better yet: when the Emperor made his bargain with the Chaos gods, they 'fed' him the imprisoned Doomguy, giving him great power but making sure their true greatest enemy would never be released.

As long as the Emperor molders on his throne, Doomguy is trapped.

As soon as he flatlines, a green FIST is going to BURST OUT OF HIS CORPSES FUCKING CHEST and the doomguy is going to pull the fucking door off the webway gate, take a shotgun from a Custodes, and proceed to fuck off into the Warp to kill everything

Or maybe he's the warp concept of Pius, the guard equivalent of the legion of damned.
Except while the Legion is a army, the guard, in all their trillions, only truly revere one other then the emporer.

One is all they need.

>These niggas who think doomguy is a warp entity or the emperor or some other special shit
He's a guardsman that was stationed on a world that fell to daemonic incursion. The rest of his squad died, but he did not. He looked upon the fallen and upon the cultist bastards responsible, and he was furious.
When the space marines arrived, there was nothing but the corpses of countless daemons and cultists, barely recognizable. The world was empty, with no sign of what was responsible - for the guardsman had hitched a ride into the warp itself to continue his rampage.

Who is Draigo and why was he spraypainted green?

This.

Everyone else will deny it, though. Because they can't fathom the idea of an "ordinary human" who is a one-man-demonic-genocide since it devalues all the shit that goes into making space marines.

>High Lords! The Emperor has died! What are we to d-
>Suddenly, a fist crashes through the Emperor's ribcage
>Out crawls a man covered in a strange, scarred armor, who radiates such rage and hate that even the blanks can taste it
>The man runs up to a custodes, punches him out, grabs his weapon, and runs off
>The Custodes give chase, and catch him at the webway gate, where he proceeds to kick down the door
>As the custodes ready themselves to fight to the death against the coming deamon horde, they notice that not only are there no deamons streaming out, but the portal is actually collapsing
>The man gives out a mighty cry of "RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPP AND TTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!" and leaps into the swiftly collapsing portal
>The Custodes look at the gate in confusion, wondering what in the Emperor's name just happened
>Before the portal fully collapses the Custodes hear an ancient voice give an earth shattering cry of "OH FUCK"
>10 years later, the warp is calmer than it has ever been since the War in Heaven

>humie

wen's humies ever bin green ya grot? E's clearly an Ork wit shades on.

>and thus began the adventures of the Emperor of Ork-kind

Chaos gods would have hard time corrupting Doomguy even though he is unreasonably angry and sadistic with very few humane elements.

He is too focused to go into bloodrage and being gleeful murder machine is just a personal quirk, he is so stubborn that he can't be misled from outside and he doesn't care about Nurgle's ideals in the slightest.

>shooty
>choppy
>ded killy
>green
big

Four out of five isn't bad, but Orks will have trouble recognizing him as boss.

E's kunnin an brutal

He is literally just a human shaped Bloodthirster or a powerful Demon prince from the DAoT.

He kills endlessly and exists solely to wage war against the enemy.

Sure he might hate Khorne and all other demons and kill them endlessly but that never stopped Scarbrand from still serving.

>implying doomguy is a warp entity or a fragment of the Emperor
He's just the guy who had enough of the demonic bullshit.

Shit-tier interpretation, pal.

>teznetch looking up from his schemes to see doom guy
> ivemadeahugemistake.jpg

>notaccordingtokikeiku.jpg

Doom-Guy is actually the creation of one of the Old Ones who after he saw the Emperors Creation decided fuck yeah I want someone just like that but then while making him he a stray Ork came in and fell down into the pot along with Endless Rage and Bloodlust,Skill,Psychopathy,Bad-Assery,Memes,and a spiked dildo along with a heavy metal album and most definitely last but not least a Double Barrled Shotgun and Chainsaw
The Old One went well fuck its still sweet and sent him out anyway
>The Old Ones all Died 2 minutes later

>a worthy battle
Doomguy vs. Khorne? You're kidding right? It's obvious who'd win.

>he hasn't played D44M
>he's spouting garbage without being informed on the subject
kekkles

if he is no longer a man he gained it through pure will power and over time, but we know for sure, he was born a man, unspecial, ordinary by guard standards, he could have been anyone, the rage and will of one man may yet do more then daemons, gods, perpetuals or gestalts could ever dream of, because he has the truest conviction they have but the creative ability, the capacity for change that no living concept could ever posess

Orks would probably think it was gork or mork having a laugh and pretending to be a human. It's the only explanation they could come up with for his killiness.

I like it
someone please expand it

>green
>killy
>stompy
>likes chainsaws and big guns
The orks would certainly like him. And of course would certainly want to fight him.

Actually if we go from the classic doom timeline, he is a juiced up doomguy.

I mean, in the end of 64, doomguy decides to stay in hell and just stomp out any demons who dare to try to invade the human world again.

Avatar of Gork and or Mork

Bestest warboss alive

He's also green

Put 'im atop a squiggoth.

Kin you ev'in count ta three?

Keep cover behind some skulls, step out and pump BFG shots into the fucker until he dies

The first ork he kills sends a minor psychic shock wave throughout the system, calling the nearby orks with the promise of a good fight. Over the next few weeks he kills larger and more numerous orks. When the last gretchin is a green smear, he sits down to enjoy a cigarette.

Meanwhile, every WAAAGH!!! in the galaxy abandons it's current campaign and makes for the system with "Da ded 'ard green humie wit da fancy shoota." By the time doomguy is out of cigarettes the first roks and space hulks have arrived in system and disgorged the green tide held within. Doomguy does what he does best, and continues to do so until the galaxy runs out of orks to throw at him. Then he decides to go check out that "Tuska Daemon Killa" he heard about while interrogating orks.

The last imperial report of doomguy included a pict-capture of a man in green armor standing on the prow of a space hulk heading past Cadia into the Eye of Terror. All chaos incursions cease shortly after.

I think you're being too subtle about Tzeentch's reaction.

Lets do it all propa like. He is an umie, so T3, wearing power armour, so dats a 3+ save. A grot throws a rock at him, rolls a 6 so hits, then rolls anuva 6 to wound. Da humie rolls a 2 so fails his save an dies. Orksies win! What an epic battle dat woz!

He'd be worshiped.

>daemon-forge armor
>3+ save

Oi, ya git, ya forgot ee don't got powah armor when ee first shows up, in da first DOOM! Ee don't even need it! Ee'z got sum kinda nattie dakkaproof body!

>not invuln 2+
>not It Will Not Die 2+
>not every possible save 2+

humies wearing green get orkier

a preaty cool guy who dosent afraid of anything

paint 'im blue
blue is the biggest colour

he literally crushers a guy's skull with his fucking hand while stark naked, he doesn't even need power armor

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>Slaanesh laughs, knowing that anything Doomguy does will feed him in some way
>Slaanesh later realises that getting endlessly pummeled has made him feel bored of the excruciating pain he's constantly in
>It promptly collapses in on itself

They also have an appreciation for anything/one that can put up a good fight, which is Doomguy's entire thing.

Da Orkz interests don't generally go very far from fighting, looting, looting fights and fighting loot.

>+2
>Not +4

You know how Catachans have that 5+ manly chest save?
He has a 2+.

Max leveled Digganob.

>Doomrider and Wazdakka Gutsmek racing through the Webway
>Sudden bellow of "RRRRIIIIP AND TEAAAR", both are clotheslined off their bikes.
>Orks and Noise bikers finally catch up, stumble upon both riders beaten to a messy pulp, apparently with their own machines.
>Hear an intense breathing noise, even over their bikes.
>Ohshitit'sbehindmeisn'tit.gif

Well guys I must say this thread went better than expected. I love you all, no homo!

>no homo

Probably think that the humans are stupid for following the wrong god and have a constant waaahg following him looking for a good fight. He's pretty much an orc born in a human's body.
Also wouldn't doomguy invade the warp and fight the chaos gods?

>Just 2+
>Not 2+ rerollable and 2++ invulnerable saves with jinx and i will not die

The manly chest save is made after the normal save but before fnp.
So he's got 3+ for power armor. 2 + manly chest. 2+ fnp.
T4 w6. Eternal warrior. It will not die on a 2+.

Is there a special rule for getting wounds back upon killing enemies? Because I feel like there is, and if so, Doomguy should have it.

I always figured it would jumpstart humans complete psychic awakening, hence its the ultimate last resort, when humanity has nothing left to lose.

I like Doomguy better

>opens box
>doomguy pops out
>We have waited for this moment
>He completely ignores them and goes for nearest demonic warp portal
>R I P A N D T E A R

Well, we saw what happened when a chaos god was born. There's no telling what will happen when they each die in turn, but this is when humanity has nothing left to lose anyways.

>he is unreasonably angry and sadistic with very few humane elements.

Doomguy in the new doom was human or at least felt bad for the dead humans. When that Robot Doctor guy was going on about how they're building a better world he glaces at a mangled corpse implying that the Robot is full of shit

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>The literal boogeyman

So John Wick > Doomguy right? The baba yaga ain't got shit on Wick

Sending John Wick to kill Doomguy would go about as well as sending a deep sea tube worm to kill a bald eagle. Even assuming the logistics weren't a problem, the power gulf is just not to be believed.

John Wick is the guy you send to kill the boogey man. It's cannon that Wick would kill doomguy

>"Oye! Boss, I'm confused!"
>"Whot's there to be confused 'bout, ya grot?"
>"Well, dat's a humie, right?"\
>"Yeah, he's a plenty strong humie too, good at fightan!"
>"Dat's da ting: he's humie, but he's green!"
>"Humies are sometimes green like da flashy-light ones."
>"Well, 'e's green, he fights like a warboss-"
>"Eh, Humies can fight well, dat's what's great bout 'em!"
>"Boss, listens, he's green, fights like a warboss, AND lookit all dat dakka he's carryin'! I think he's onna us."
>"Hozzat even work?"
>"Maybe he's onna us... But like his body is humie, but his brain is ork?"

So doomguy is just a long lost Primarch right?

That Kid detected.

>The ork psychic gestalt turns Doomguy into an ork
>Doomguy begins budding
>Army of Doomboyz
>Mass produced B.F.G.s

Now dat's dakka!

I think a while back we made him into one of the HUGE Marines.

Nah, all the HUGE marines were 80's actiin heros and body builders

Are you saying Rip and Tear doesn't require insane amounts of physical might? DoomGuy is basically what would happen if an Angry Marine contributed their Geneseed to the Huge Marine Project. The result is a towering personification of Rage, Incredible Chaos Resistance, and Sheer physical might. You probably need to be a Huge Marine just to pick up the BFG, and avoid the kickback and Sheer manliness of using it.

>they are rage, they are hatred
>but you
>you will be worse

The real question is what Doomguy would think of orkz.

They're not demons, so would he hate them and try to exterminate them? Or would he whip the fuck out of em until they revered him enough to make him warboss? Would/Could Doomguy wrangle orks into busting a hole into hell/warp and fighting demons instead of humans?

Obviously Doomguy would side with humans first and foremost, though given his reaction to corrupt humans exploiting evil for gain he might not see eye to eye with most if not all of the empire, but supposing he got plopped down on an ork world would he rip and tear until the planet exploded or would he reveal to them that demons have 'uge guts?

The orks would be too busy getting RIPPED & TORN to think.

The phrase rip and tear can't be put in the past tense grammatically, it can only be used in the present tense because there is never a time that doom guy isn't doing it.