Why do dinosaurs suck so much? I feel like there's almost no interesting settings with dinosaurs, and the few that are the dinosaurs are the least interesting thing in them
Why do dinosaurs suck so much? I feel like there's almost no interesting settings with dinosaurs...
Ayden Kelly
Caleb Rivera
Because they were literally killed by "rocks fall, everyone dies" DM shenanigans.
Ethan Allen
>I feel like there's almost no interesting settings with dinosaurs
almost
Brandon Turner
FPBP
Jacob Stewart
Hnnnnnggg.... Christ. The first book was the best. I don't even know how to parse the rest of the series.
Cameron Morgan
Loved these as a kid.
Oliver Ross
>pic related
>The Lost World (original novel
>Frank Frazetta Paintings
>Jurassic Park
Am I missing anything?
Jaxson Nguyen
Just add feathers for maximum awesome.
Liam White
goblinpunch.blogspot.co.nz
goblinpunch.blogspot.co.nz
>By default, dinosaur clerics worship Tyroganon Ferox, the Paradox Lord of the Infinite Boneyard. It's a misconception that Tyroganon Ferox is an evil god. Yes, he wants to bring back dinosaurs and destroy all mammals, but he is also a stalwart enemy of cruelty, undead, and death cults. And the mammal tribes who worship him are treated well, and some are even allowed to become dinosaurs themselves.
>Tyroganon Ferox's still struggles to bring his children back from their extinction, and so his servants include pseudo-imaginary dinosaurs and shuddering time-paradox zombies. In the hallucinatory jungles of Mar Maroo, his savage tribes protect and ride their flocks of almost-real dinosaurs.
>The Dinosaur Lord of Impossible History has been following the present timeline very closely. And although he doesn't technically exist in the current world--yet--his dinosaurs have been slinking along the timelines, devouring all the mammals along the unused timeways.
>Few people realize how close they are to hungry dinosaurs at all times. Tyrannosaurs lurk only a few months behind them. Yesterday, ankylosaurs are angrily destroying their houses. And packs of deinonychus lick their lips and watch you from only a few minutes ago. Time travel isn't difficult, but the even travelling a few minutes into the past is dangerous, since you may find packs of sarchosuchus tearing up your kitchen.
>Travel far back enough in time, and you may even bump into Tyroganon Ferox himself, who blocks out the sun while pterosaurs circle him crying out their praises. His children have trampled your dead heroes into the dust. The recent past is full of dinosaurs tearing down your cities and roaring triumphantly.
Nolan Nguyen
Oh, and this one too:
goblinpunch.blogspot.co.nz