Describe your character in three words or less

Medieval Red Foreman

Walking Magical Armory

Nerdy forcefield-powered henshin.

Dysfunction Junction Werewolf

Divine Buzzsaw Android

Could also substitute Android with Cyborg or Replicant I guess. 3 guesses which game he's from.

>three words or less.
Does not exist.

Big fat gay

'Gay Catholic' Necromancer

Vengeful wildshaping bastard

I don't think any of my co-players are on Veeky Forums so I am pretty safe.

But does he love explosions?

Mamma's boy
Ignorant racist
Frustrated dwarf cleric

Autistic and aflame.

Cute AI Infiltrator

How cute are we talking here?

Nope - he's a brew chugger. Needs like 2-3 turns to chug all his extracts, and then makes the whole party take 5 while he butchers up anthing that GM throws at him.

And he's not even passed lvl 6.

Made an Egyptian !not Bladewolf named AN_00815.
He was originally the party infiltrator, but quickly became the party mascot when they figured out he is more like a dog than they thought.

Wandering Historian Paladin

The fact this exists makes me feel peculiar.

Mostly because I want it.

Burning Goblin

Slutty sword dancer

>Needs like 2-3 turns to chug all his extracts
S H I T B U I L D
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If you don't do anything useful for the first 3 turns of a combat, you're a worthless piece of shit.
Pathfinder combat lasting more than 2 rounds is a sign of criminal incompetence.

Or shitty dice on both sides.

Sounds like a pretty powerful character, when he's on steroids.

large drunk rapey

Deathtouch with feelings

Never seen play

Angry about mages

>tfw

Also a barbarian?

ANGRY Sword Wirlwind

Spooky skeleton burglar.

Whirlwind of rat.

Vengeful Post-Mafia Ovine

Magic Fire Spider

Nicest Antiapaldin Ever

Jihad Personified

My Oathbreaker is literally what happens when you piss of entitled and jaded LE murder machines. After the death of the party, he went on a one man terror campaign vs a massive state-endorsed demonic cult. 20 sessions later, the cult was gone, the town was gone, the memory of its existence and any trace of it were gone and the ground was salted and bare. And all of this because of one fucking steak.

Big Guy, half-orc

A V E M A R I A
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Elderly Stabman

Goblin Terrorist.

Homeschooled super soldier

Furry Rebel

I'm a Dragon.

Heavy. Weapons. Guy.

Awkward Autist Arcanist

Biggy Tiggy Liggy

How orky is he?

Orbital Artillery

(and captcha wrote one too:)
>Leading to therapist

Traumatized Necromancer

Absolute Madman Ace

Patrician taste. I did this once, it was great.

How did a steak result in the death of an adventurer party?

Foppish hick

Psionic Cyclops FemHitler.

Big game hunter.

Disgraced Firebrand Werewolf.

Top bitch

Immortal Psychic Rapist.

Noble Knight Elf

Big relative to whom?

Angry, bald and deadly
and doesn't count as a word you mongoloids who would say otherwise

Where this image comes from?

Not OP but I found the image here. flickr.com/photos/40908626@N00/271250910

Can't Right-Click>Save, though.

Smelly, beaky, scaley.

>3 words

Wants'ta summon skeletons

REALLY BIG PENIS

dyke Steve Irwin

Telephone wizard

BIG HAMMER CLERIC

Delusional shota kid.

Caricature Paladin crazy.

...why was that idiot's thumb even in there?!

>mfw a friend of mine's character is exactly this

Mafia Medical Robot

last man standing

Alcoholic wizard.

Eldritch Power Ranger

alcoholic widowed cleric

Naive Lamia Murderhobo

Quixotic magical girl

Lemee try all of them

>Dimwitted Dragonborn Ex-Mafioso
>Estranged Empathizing Sharpshooter
>Narcissistic Sellsword Dilettante

Horny young king.

Stoner NEET.

It's been a quirky game.

DEUS VULT!

Child soldier paladin.

DA ORKIEST HUMIE DAT COULD EVA' ORK WHILE BEIN A HUMIE! (Soz, wez talkin like, one-quarta' Yarrik, wiv a strong arguement for one-'alf)

"You pass butter."

angry bird

greenskinned artificer jew