Implyin' power klaws aren't betta than choppaz

>implyin' power klaws aren't betta than choppaz

WOT GIT SEZ DAT?

>doesn't know how to use google

dumb frogposter

A klaw iz loik wot if yer 'and an' a choppa made sweet, orky love togevva.

Oi! Naw, Wot You'z Needz is More Dakka!

>klaws
>bettah dan choppaz
Fokkin' sprogs, get off my board ye gits!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

So... evry toosday?

Oi! Boss! Wot 'bout powa klaws, but fingaz are made of lost'a shootas and otha flashy bitz.

Let's see if dis werks?

Wot about a shoota what's made o' choppa, den?

Powa klaws, but fingaz are made of shoots dat shoot choppas?

This is one shitty fucking thread.

It combines frogposting with ork slang, both substitutes for personality and humor for people without any.

>abloobloo I'm so faggy le for the emperor :(

*tips Inquisition hat*

M'Emperor

>Grots being allowed to post in an orc thread
Dat just ain't proppa, someone get da mekboyz on dis.

OI ladz, wut about a shootah, that shoots a choppa, that then explodes?

Who is implying that?

How is you gonna do anyfin other than chop wiv a choppa?
But a klaw.. dat can poke, zap, krush, chop an' it can pick stuff up too!

Plus you can hold a choppa in your klaw.

>choppin'
>klawin'
>not usin' dakka

LOOK AT DIS GIT AND LAUGH

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

We needz a mek to make a bigga, orkier version of doze shurry-kin shootaz dem panzees use.

>Poke
'it it wif yer choppa 'ed
>Zap
grab a wire and then 'it it wif yer choppa
>Krush
Krump it wif yer choppa
>Chop
Chop it wif yer choppa
>pick stuff up too!
Or yous can just chop it.
Is you muckin' about?