The Emperor

Okay guys, Seriously. You're being a bunch of jerks. Knock it off.

So how's that Chaos thing that doesn't exist?

You abandoned us, you lied to us.

You more than anyone else Horus. I mean seriously. You blew up people for no fucking reason!

Disloyal cowards.
They wont be missed.

Why do you guys act like this is somehow a bad thing? Our own governments keep shit from us for our own good

Why do you act like that is a good thing?

*VWOP*

Ah, loyal battle brother, thank the Emperor you're here!

Quick, help us purge this thread of heresy, most loyal battle-brother!

I'm still mad!

>Our own governments keep shit from us for our own good
9/11

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*VWOP*

Why do you hate Xenos so much?

Praise our king!

But how can we remain calm when we all are gonna be eaten?

>'nids arrive
>Emps finally manages to escape the Golden Throne and fixes it to achive his true goal: making humanity a spiral race
>Tengen Toppa Emperor vs 'nids' Great Devourer

>Oo my, what have we here?
>I'm just gonna lick it first, see if it tastes good.
>Ooo what's that shiny thing?

You need to calm the fuck down.

W-we are?

Tell us, oh wise Emps, who are your two missing children?

Man, assassin's creed is really going over the top now.

Humanity already is a spiral race by virtue of our DNA's shape. He just has to give us the push so that we can fight the power

Their names were Jimbo and Derek and they were the biggest assholes of all

All I ever wanted was the truth

All I ever wanted was to build stuff

all i ever wanted was some sons that weren't whiney faggots but here we are.