Stat him, tg

Cancer mage

Pop! goes perfection / 10

>Yarr harr fiddle-dee-dee
>If you love to sell pussy YOU ARE A PIRATE!

Isn't he somehow almost as active as Sportacus just from all the effort he goes to to get everyone else to be lazy?

I've grown fond of We Are Number One in the last few days
youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw

We Are Number One > You Are A Pirate
Mostly because of that annoying pink bitch in the latter though.

Honestly, I was expecting Spartafrop

Her section is really jarring, I'll agree with you there. Without it, they're both a fair match.

Looks like someone watched the recent LimitBreakers video

Max ranks in Perform and Disguise

Rule Number 1: Don't stat things the party can't reasonably beat

Eh, I'm not sure he has any precautions against murderhobos.

Let us not forget about Master of Disguise.
youtube.com/watch?v=ngk3Urrpa8k

How the fuck do the residents of Lazy Town sleep at night knowing that literally anyone could be Robbie Rotten in disguise?

You have to pass out from exhaustion eventually.

>talking to best friend one day while playing basketball
>he's sitting out for once, weird he usually loves this shit
>comes over my place that night
>hands me this sweet new game, says its mine
>what a fucking bro
>end up spending most of my time playing it
>occasionally he'll come over to watch some
>one day he's over, we're eating cookies my mom made
>notice he has a really strong jawline
>ask him about it
>he was Robbie Rotten all along, and he made me lazy
>shoo him out of the house, mom congratulates me for cutting a bad element out of my life
>says i can take tomorrow off school and continue playing that video game
>look up
>my mom was robbie rotten too

its probably something like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=hfYRfpaBwnc

I always forget why the place is called Lazytown. I keep looking it up, then forget it over time. I'd look it up again, but eh, fuck it.

>tfw you were in Lazytown all along

damn it I heard it that way exactly

>go to tell my dad
>he's robbie rotten as well
>tells me to go to my room
>comply
>see a periscope out the window
>im under 24 hour surveillance
>decide to sleep it off, maybe someone can help me out when im back at school finally
>pretty sure i heard them fucking

>inb4 everyone is Robbie Rotten
>inb4 even YOU were Robbie Rotten all along

>>inb4 even YOU were Robbie Rotten all along
Nah, you were actually A demon lord tucking his penis

...

>next morning
>school cancelled due to snow
>middle of july

>go out to do some sporting activities
>all sport facilities are closed for "safety reasons"

Tradition.

Saved.

>photon
>anything but tomorrow

is Robbie Rotten related to Bonnie Rotten in any way?

I think he used to run a gas station.

Spoiler alert: The gas was just water. You would run out of gas and have to spend half the day waiting for the towing company.

odd theory is that he use to be the hero of the town and was slowly corrupted. Everyone just puts up with him because he was a great hero.

I don't see how that has any connection with the previous post.

Didn't the actor die recently?

No, but he got cancer.

Well, maybe he'll pull through.

They were collecting money from him on the internet not too long ago. They raised a decent amount.
My Grandpa survived 6 cancers, so I'm hopeful.

Pancreatic Cancer/10

He has pancreatic cancer. His chances for survival are about 7%. It's not likely m8s.

What a shame. How old is he?

41

His chances of survival are significantly higher due to the docs being able to operate.

>If you love to sell pussy YOU ARE A PIRATE!
???

youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg

I'm glad the silvagunner group started using that song.
youtube.com/watch?v=g11cxX7Fflk

Wait..... Did somebody steal the song or is this based on some open source jam?

>the mayor gets creamed

gets me everytime