/cyoa/ - "Choose Your Own Adventure" General

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But it's only a 5 out of 16 CYOA.

Strange, so if I click update it cancels an auto post. Also posting this right now because I think due to size for anyone to really get a discussion going on it it needs to be posted early in the thread.

>posting meta shit
Kys m8

Restore the order that has gone up in flames, soon /cyoag/.

Aghhhh shit nigger.

Rolled 7, 10, 1, 4, 3, 7, 6, 14, 12 = 64 (9d15)

I did say I'd also do this one, no ifs and buts. But 3 times the points is just too much. 1 extra point, but I'm rolling the dice for them all.

So 16 points, and choices cost either 3 or 1. 4 robot perks and 4 extras would fit the bill quite nicely. 15 is the magic number, for extras take the diametrical choice for every second roll if result is 11-15. Add an additional roll to decide type, divided by 3. p rolls. I'll take all quests, one after another, that's how I'll customize the robutt.

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Disease Immune Pill
Money Pill
Wish Pill

Wish Pill is way stronger than everything else offered.
I'll be a healthy, immortal NEET forever. Literally forever, because I could make wishes that stave off heat death.

I'ma rank these pills in order of how powerful they are. Here goes:

Wish pill 10/10
Future pill 9/10
Disease Immune pill 8/10
Painproof pill 8/10
Money pill 6/10
Sex appeal pill 6/10
Fly pill 3/10
Xray pill 2/10
Death pill 2/10 and edgy af

The drug pill isn't really useful except for yourself. It is the most enjoyable/fun pill though.

Damn that's cool, what's this image from? Reverse search turned up nothing.

I'm not the guy you asked but here's the source: e-shuushuu.net/image/725192/

Learn to use iqdb or tineye. Google images is shit.

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Changed my build for this slightly, and I expect the next time I look at the cyoa I shall change it again.

Drake(I want to be a sexy dragon girl, though preferably not too scaly I would post a picture but I can't find one I like that isn't either lewd or has claws for hands, though I don't mind claws in place of feet.)
Imbue
Natural Weapons
Heavy gun(sniper canon sort of thing applied as part of fire breath for a powerful, and accurate, if slow firing, possibly long range attack), 10
Stealth armor(ability form fire into a mirage cloak), 15
Flight armor(for better flight as a drake and more heavily armored scales/wings), 20
Major Explosives(imbue fire into things for big boom), 20
Heavy power armor(for more strenth and durability), 25
Launched Explosives(guided fire bolts of boom), 15
HMD(The more I think about it the more I realize that a stealth saboteur/sniper could really benefit from good communications and some automatic spotting), 7
Medium Melee(to make my wings a viable weapon), 5
Light Melee three times over(Enhanced claws, tail tip, and horns, though I want them all to be retractable), 3
Melody

Wish
Money
Drugs

Wrong file
Fuck

Oh wow, how do I choose this one?

You should probably name your files user.

Can't you think for yourself?

Companion #1
I want games
Traps everywhere (becomes trap)
Galatea

Me
Permanent mind upload (30)
Avg body
Avg strength
Lv 4 Int (free)
Lv 3 Wis (26)
Girly face (27)
Oppai (23)
Bubble Butt (19)
Female genitalia
Minor paranoia and anxiety (29)
Fast learner (27.5) [5 divided by 2 = 2.5]
Charm (25) [3 divided by 2 = 1.5
Agent parent (37)
Using his ability to unlock the succubus (62)
Taking libido for free
Taking one dominatrix and one student relative (82)
Friends_
Twin (77)
Artist (76)
Goth(75)
Android, no gender so i'm assuming it comes in whatever you want it to be? i'm gonna say female. (74)
Off the hook so i don't have to take succubi's punishments. (66)
Suburban home (51)
Simple bedroom (46)
Basic bath (41)
Hobby room (35)
Public school (29)
Basic closet (27)
Music (21)
Computer (11)
Spanking tier 3 (19, im assuming you have to take the prereqs since confiscate tier 3 specifically says it does not require tier 1)
Vidya (11)
Confiscate tier 1 (Music hobby, vidya and computer. (17)
Wet dreams as second free lewd option
Toys (11)
Pre packaged and fast food (2)
Petite x2 (10)
One size fits all (4)
Exotic purple eyes (2)
Exotic lavender hair (0)

this won't really work with the setting of the others so i'm going to be a big dirty cheater and ignore it

Wish
Money pill
Sex appeal pill

Me, my twin, the two companions i've created and galatea will just chill and do vidya all day and fuck.

Kitsune
-Shapeshifting (mainly for invis)

Split

Light Gun [Suppressed M1911] x2 (6)
Light Gun [Tranq. Dart Pistol] (9)
Medium Gun [Sup. M14 EBR] x2 (23)
Light Melee [Combat Knife] x2 (25)
Light Melee [Stun Gun] (26)
Set Explosives [C4] (38)
Arachne Silk Armor x2 (58)
Helicopter (72)
-Heavy Gun [Minigun] (82)
-Launched Explosives [Guided Missiles] (97)
Alarm System (108)
Special Ops (120)

Natalie Thompson

Superhuman, Bait
Experience
Medium Melee (Spear), Heavy Power Armor, Regen Armor, HMD
Light Combat Drone, Medium Gun (FN FAL), Light Gun (LeMat Revolver)
Artificial Intelligence, used in HMD and Light Combat Drone
Melody Shepherd
I bet I miscounted a few credits somewhere.

A duo that consists of person who never takes their armor off or talks, who attracts a lot of fiends which just get hit with (his? her?) spear, and a robot that does all the talking for the both of them, and then some. When left alone, the human half of the duo, which some suspect is just a suit of armor, resorts to communication by gesturing wildly. How either of them manage to get anything done is a mystery.

Too lazy

Why pick money when you can pick the future pill and make as much money as you want on the stock market?

Why not wish to be able to survive the instant combustion completely unscathed?

Yet this one is named.

Copy/Pasted the filename

I'm pretty sure that goes against what the cyoa's intentions. Stock market isn't though.

Also why not wish to become a god and make your own pills?

All points into Writer, no Focus.
Would that be the same as having a point in each Focus, or what?

Anyway, maybe I'd be able to get these ideas out of my head if this real.

AI uplift
Exploration
Comfy chair
Ship's Choice
Dandere
Digital Uplink
Role Focus
Replicator
Human Focus
Dolls

Writer 2 No Focus
Artist 2 Drawing Focus

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Ghostbusters International: London Branch

>Team:

The Vet - a hardbitten New Yorker. Trained by the original 4. Very familiar with all the equipment, though no official engineer training. Too old for this shit, didn't like having to move to London for his job.

The Soldier - Formerly British SAS. Left the service after an IED took his leg in Afghanistan. Cool and calm, even when horrifying nightmares are about. Gets on with the Vet like two pees in a pod and eager to learn.

The Engineer - Handy-dandy mechanic. Great at maintaining equipment, good at jokes, but prone to panic when the chips are down. Needs others to stabilise. Looked up to the original 4, owns a substantial collection of GBI merchandise. Including embarrassing underwear.

The Basketcase - a cross between the occultist and the scientist. Spent years studying the occult, learned too much. Can't sleep without: salt circle around bed, protective sigils, night light. Definitely has PTSD. Paranoid as hell, but in this job, that's not always a bad thing.

>Steed:
Beat up old Ford Transit van. Cheap and good for moving all the equipment.

>Upgrades:
Lightweight - easy on the oldtimer. Makes it easy to run too. And to run away.
Containment Module - Vet insists we NEED these, just in case. Basketcase agrees.
Slime tank - so we don't have to worry about getting beaned by cricketballs if the English team all get possessed again. Also means HQ has to fork out substantially less hazard pay.
Coolant system - in case we're there for longer then expected. Shouldn't happen TOO much hopefully.

>Special assets:
Hazard suit and bite suit - practical body armor made by the vet. Helps stopped you being killed, or worse, slimed. Also looks cool.
Medical kit - practical and Vet refuses to leave base without it.
Field research kit - HQ insists Basketcase carry this to any mission, so we can determine exactly what flavor of soul sucking evil we're dealing with.

>Encounters:
The Boogeyman: For some reason, Basketcase has full blown panic attacks whenever this things shows up. Has been spotted under street lamp outside our London offices. Exercise caution.
Hell Bus: Passengers get on. Bus drives away into the darkness. Passengers never seen again. Only exception is Basketcase, who got off at a stop and then was catatonic for the next three days.
Theatre of the Absurd - The Royal Shakespeare Company has us on retainer. Regularly calls us in to deal with a certain irate ghostly critic who is definitely not the original William Shakespeare. If they call, instead of normal capture procedures, just take spectre to see trashiest movie out now. That seems to put it in better spirits, pun intended.

Writefaggery, cuz I'm bored an no-one else is posting:

The Vet and the Soldier definitely have a teacher-protege thing going on. The fact that Soldier has started wearing the same kind of sunglasses as the Vet has not gone unnoticed. Or unmocked.

The Engineer hates the Transit van, and hates the fact that she keeps having to fix it instead of just hiring a mechanic. Says if we got a new one half of her time would suddenly be freed up. Vet argues that if she stopped complaining about having to fix the van the other half of her time would be freed up.

Basketcase has irritating habit of randomly sliming her co-workers to check if they're possessed. She would have been officially disciplined for this behaviour, if she hadn't already caught four ghosts this way.

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A
Time Kidnapped, AI Uplift
Ship Focus
Exploration, Speed
Captain's Chair

Shared Senses, Bath
Aesthetics
Alternate Reality, Catalouge
(Although I would ask for some rooms to seem like ships corridors and private quarters, as well as a few recreation rooms.)
Personality
Deredere (Screw the Meta. This makes no sense with two options pickeed.)
Body Modification
Overclock, Digital Uplink
VR System (Screw the rules, I have META on my side!)
Game Focus, Builder Focus
Food
Flavor Implant, Cosmic Radiation.
Information Networks
Human, Ship Only
Companions
(Note, with the mods I chose and the other choices, I don't really want companions. Just my ship.)
Dolls (C-cup endowed bluw skilled Asari (the form shown to Humies is fine) with shapely bodies and no desire to wear clothing other than something to prevent sag, although completely clear. Also always 'ready' physically. Two are fully endowed Futanari with eleven inch dicks - they get clear shorts with the leggings halfway down their thighs, although they do take advantage of the readiness of the female dolls when time permits and they are available. Female dolls are less lusty than the Futas, obviously.
Physical list is not as strong as the above indicated, although they are social schemers, but only within their group and otherwise very kuudere. They have a polgymous relationship, they have to, and feel no jelousy but in physical relationships. T hey basicly are twelve 'pets' kept to keep the interior of the ship. Similar to how Culture Minds (Ian M. Banksian) sees their 'citizens'.)
Ship (Obviously, this option is important to take. She's really all the option I need.)

Welp, I think this would be fun. Plenty to watch inside, outside and plenty to experience.

CAPTCHA sez: Dixie Garden

Come again?

(Meta 'A')
Xray Pill (So I can see what women IK approach. Hey, I'm being honest.)
Drug Pill (All day, erry day. Whatever I want to try I do.)
Sex Appeal (Really, the STD protection is nice and the ability to spread that... is also nice. Is AIDS/HIV a STD [technically]?)
Disease Immunity (Because why not blanca up?)
Money Pill (Woot. Infinite NEETdom.)
Death Pill (Oh, I can think of people who I'd want dead. One per 1&1/2 months? Hmm...)

Pervy, I admit. But what can I say? I'm honest.

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Gotta go with Music Box.

I must admit, I had a lot of fun writefagging for this one. More fun than playing videogames, certainly. This writing was for my pleasure alone and so I consider it time well spent. I'm certain no one wants to trudge through my +5 pages worth of masturbatory elektra complex daughterfu fanfic so, I'll just leave the build here as proof -like the tools the slave left behind as testament to his toil and achievement- that this user sure enjoyed it.

>Biotech

>Drone Control
>Sensor
>Machine Spirit
>Healing Gel

>Accented
>Anatomically Correct
>Wardrobe
>Wardrobe

Godtube
The Stash

Well only videos of 2D can be shared, but I do have a 3D /r/equest:

A SFM of a Futa postBroodWar Kerrigan agins't the female Heralds/Leaders from Civ V (save Spanish Queen Isabath (sp?) or English Queen Victoria.)

That said, this combination means I'll know what Cleopatra looked like after nights of watching her nightly routine from her youth, and then be able to record it and slip it on a tube site.)
Hmm, wasn't Constatine I's wife a former whore?

Hmm. Either I get plenty of Rule 34 porn and Historical/Modern porn.
Also I can look up if Pelosi got to mount that horse... (in the latest email batch.) ALso other images from 'recent history' that I can use as blackmail material.)

Stress Free Living. QoL would be greatly improved by it. And up to 6 people, that's like one hell of a soul searchin' ramblin' road trip. 6 months PER YEAR you get to enjoy the crap other people work for all their lives.
Skype would be my secondary pick, Jedi powers is just too damn useful.
Then either porn stash(pose as a furry porn collective and exploit dumb s.korean doctor sons) or the Music Box.

Justinian's wife, I think. Theodora. And while you're at it you might want to look up how the Empress Zoe used to conduct herself.

>wish pill
>wish for omnipotence

GG.

First off the meta cyoa can only be applied if you replied to the meta cyoa before the cyoa you use it on is posted. What you're doing is just bullshit.

Secondly your choices are shit tier.

The wish pill is overpowered as fuck and obviously the best choice. You didn't even pick it despite cheating yourself into having double the choices.

the xray pill is hardly useful in day to day situations and with the sex appeal pill you don't even need it. Shit choice nr 1.

Drug pill. Acceptable choice but useless in every day life unless you just wanna lie in bed. Understandable but otherwise shit.

Sex appeal. This is actually an ok choice. We all wanna get laid. AIDS/HIV is also obviously std's since std literally means sexually transmitted disease.

Disease immunity. Good choice but it was your fourth one so it doesn't count.

Money Pill. Ok choice but, again, the wish pill is much, much better. It's also your fifth choice so it doesn't count.

Death pill. Now you're just being edgy. Shitty choice but it doesn't really matter since it's your sixth one.

Last but not least I do have to give you credit though. You were at least honest about your lack of creativity.

1.35 Is done. I'll be back in a few hours. Or maybe a day. Soonish.
Submitted Travellers are getting the next PDF dropoff once I finish reformatting, with another bunch being added to the roster.
I'm also going to commission some art. We'll stawpoll that.
Later. See you guys in a few.

Have a wonderful time.

I'm pretty much done. You know?

You need to *see* the women before even trying to approach them to give yourself a air of exclusivity and that you are a finely attuned selector of women.
Drug Pill can INCLUDE VIAGRA. Also any other 'enhancement' drug. Also useful for all sorts of stuff. (Such as medicines if you get a tummy ache. Also *no bad side effects*. So every trip is a good trip.)
Appeal is just to get women wet. Xray to select the best, Appeal to get them moist.
Money is a good choice because your bank account always has enough to cover a expense. *infinite money*
Immunity is Immunity.
Death is good because I can think of dozens I'd like dead *right now*. Not that I ever would take *real world actions* to cause these deaths. But a magical way to kill people I think need it? Sure.

>its time

Highlander does it again. How does he keep getting away with it?

>Wish pill
>Wish for my hot CYOA builds to affect me to the degree I want every week
>If it's too boring I get an easily defeatable nemesis or event
>feeling horny wish for CYOA harem of uncuckable qt assassin babes 110% loyal to me
>want money just any of the thousand wish fulfilment charets
gg no re

Death pill so no edgy Light fag tries to wish me dead. Then whatever. Future Pill to know I didn't screw myself too badly I guess.

Nowhere does it say I can't pocket the pills and distribute to family/underlings.

>engineer 3
>focus builder
I wanna find an alternative energy source as great as oil but sustainable. Not sure if I picked the right abilities for that?

A

And what will you be doing with that last point?

That one is bullshit. It should be like a russian roulette. Or like Tarot so you could draw the Tower arcana and be all kinds of fucked.

I thought a focus cost one point? If not then I max out Engineer.

Make one yourself and post it m8, it's not my fault people keep reposting the one I made years ago

Oh I'll show you. I'll show you all.

OK let's see if I got this right. You need to know what women look like so they'll think you have good taste by approaching them? That's so fucking simpleminded. If you can't tell whether they look good or not from the way their clothes fit you don't deserve to get laid anyway and further implies how bad your taste is.

Viagra is very easily procured through other means than the drug pill so that's hardly (heh) a problem to begin with. Unless you have chronic stomach aches you don't need the drug pill to fix it and if it IS chronic you have the disease pill to cure it instead. Not a good reason.

I said in my earlier reply that sex appeal is a good choice. Xray is still retarded but sex appeal is an acceptable and understandable choice.

If you picked the future pill you could play the stock market, buy lottery tickets or just play on an online casino to get whatever amount of money you want! You could also use it in conversation to appear smoother by saying the best possible thing in any situation (because you can see what they would react best to). So the money pill is a handicapped and shittier version of the future pill.

Immunity is a good choice, but again, it's your fifth choice and the meta cyoa DOES NOT APPLY here.

Death can be useful if you REALLY have any enemies who wish to harm you in real life but I highly doubt you really do. You probably have people you despise but not actual enemies. Killing them is also a very final solution which wouldn't be necessary if you had the future pill.

>Conclusion: Your choices suck and you should feel bad.

I think there was one user asking about new blood magic a few threads earlier.

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It doesn't say it does, only that you can either pick a focus, or be a generalist.

seducer 1 magnetic personality
musician 3 singer

is that enough to make me a pop star?

>pop star

Kinda overkill, don't you think? Any kid with a Youtube page, a lot of overconfidence and a sleazy record label can be one these days.

rock star then

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I like it.

God>Parrallel Universes>Relife>Immortality>Dream World>Heaven>Empty World>Reincarnation=Nothing>Ghost=Watcher

>Sex Appeal
>Wish
>Painproof

Sex appeal makes me immune to every disease I'm actually worried about. Besides, if I have Wolverine regeneration I should be disease immune anyway. Wish I'd just plain broken, but I need sex appeal on top of that since it'd be at the top of my wish list for sure, but I wouldn't be able to wish for it

Changelog?

>Midnight
>Rain
>Fireplace, Bed, Bath
>Magic Being (cowgirl)
>Alcohol, Candles, Radio, Work Out Equipment

1 into Seducer
1 into Athlete
2 into Lover

I gotta ask, what is a "Nadalias"?

Wish Pill
Disease Immunity Pill
No Pain Pill

Wish pill is OP as fuck; you can get better effects than all the other pills by properly abusing it. E.g., who needs to make people attracted to me when I can have my perfect harem; who needs to fly when I can teleport or get a suit of FTL-capable power armor; who needs money when you can wish for property directly?

Some kind of giant spooky monster.

There are things that just go kinda unexplained. You can check out the picture Highlander uses in the image version if you really need a visual aid.

We know the age of consent, but what's the legal drinking/drugging age on Ae?

Okay, other than the shame of being a filthy fuckin' scrublord is there any sane reason NOT to take See What I've Become and pull a Chara on all existence?

Because the narrator is right, dammit. You DON'T belong to this reality. And frankly, it's a total shithole. And the people living their seem to be pretty awful. And when it comes right down to it both refusing to go gentle into that terrible void of a night and sacrificing the world for daring to give you power seem like better fates than living forever in fear.

I like this, but who is your ally?

1 x Athlete - Endurance
3 x Writer - Wordsmith

Excellent physical fitness, and being one of the best authors in the world. Sounds pretty good to me.

4 Programmer, no focus
Boop!

What if I want to be a director?