What would a lawful good paladin do?
Trolley Paradox
Jason Baker
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Jaxson Flores
jump on the rails,make the trolley derail and sacrifice himself to protect the people.
Gabriel Roberts
Fall in front of the trolley
Jack Reed
He would walk away because throwing the lever would be violating the NAP. He shouldn't be touching railroad property.
Jeremiah Brown
Smite the trolley.
Lay on hands the one injures before he fails any death saves.
Kill then all and let god know his own.
Just pay for a resurrection.
Find the trolley driver and tie him to the tracks because he has no concept of justice.
Sebastian Fisher
What would a chaotic good crusader do?
Aaron Price
It's cheaper to buy the diamonds for one revive dead than five.
Lucas Adams
Well?
Ayden Nguyen
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Josiah Green
>sacrifice himself
>Paladin so low-leveled that he can't survive taking a trolley to the face
Sebastian Baker
Seriously. Just Sabin that shit.
Parker Reed
Whatever he feels is right, I should imagine.
Alignments are utterly stupid and awful. Stop playing D&D.
Chase Evans
>Stop liking what I don't like
Samuel Jenkins
Is not a paradox.
Michael Sullivan
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Caleb Morris
I let the one die, then revive him with ULTIMATE MERCY.
Cameron Rodriguez
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Tyler White
This got me.
Jacob Taylor
Trolley Funk you Up.
Jeremiah Fisher
Now 15 % more Veeky Forums related!
Jaxon Ward
Be the trolley switch operator you've always wanted to be rather than expect others to step up.
Parker Wood
He rolls to smite
Benjamin Rogers
Cast Turn Trolley.
Evan Campbell
This.
Tyler Ortiz
Hey here, thanks for wrecking a teachable moment about being your own trolley switch operator. I'll forgive you this time.
Justin Bailey
Detect Evil.
Cooper Barnes
accurate depiction
Michael Harris
Philosophy seems like the most worthless thing to ever be worthless in terms of spending a portion of your life and income being taught in a place of higher learning.
Anthony Jones
Editing that into a trolley paradox. One moment.
Lincoln Davis
that's why the only good philosophy is the one you teach yourself
Alexander Ward
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Levi Adams
Surprise, the trolley detects as evil.
David Brown
Smite the trolley.
Jacob Cox
We're assuming the people on the tracks are innocent, I take it? Because the first thing to do is always detect evil.
Grayson Howard
Doesn't matter what the Paladin does, the lever does nothing but play nickel back or play green day.
The trolley will crush the group, then follow the track back and crush the single.
So do they listen to nickelback or greenday as they die?
Andrew Brown
In such a contrived situation as this there is only one logical response.
Parker Lewis
You know, I agree with you, user.
You sound like a very wise person. In fact, I'd like to hear more of your wisdom. For example, if philosophy is "worthless," what is this "worth"?
Clearly, it has something to do with being efficient with time and money, so something like philosophy, which takes a lot of time and doesn't earn very much money, would be worthless. Tell me, wise sir, what is the worth of so-called "traditional games," then, some of which also take up a great deal of money and almost all of which take up a great deal of time? Certainly those must be worthless as well to you.
Landon Howard
Smite the trolley
Aiden Cooper
Let's spice this up. Two of the 4 people on the bottom track ping as evil. Every one else does not. You do not know if they are neutral or good.
Adam Johnson
Here, I tried my hand at it.
Oliver Price
As a wizard, you can transcend into multi dimensional trolley problems.
Brody Campbell
How would you stat CIA Veeky Forums?
Tyler Adams
More important question, would he violate the nap?
Luis White
You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.
Adrian Richardson
he would flip the switch so that it goes on the track toward the single victim them sprint over and save them because its easier to save one person than to try to release a group of people.
Jacob Thompson
He would charge side of the train car in all his fuck huge armored divinely blessed glory and shoulder check it off the track saving everyone. The man fights demons, giants, and fuckin dragons, with a pointy metal bar. I think he can deal with a train.
Matthew Diaz
He just killed all the innocent people on the trolley.
Lucas Wilson
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Isaiah Perry
Quit fucking the fatty in the ass and stop the runaway trolley.
Owen Hernandez
>Innocent People
>Riding a trolley
FUCKIN LOL
William Parker
A tech-priest would throw the switch and make the trolley run over the single person. Less wear on the machines that way.
Landon Robinson
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