Things people say when the party's paladin is female

Things people say when the party's paladin is female.

You know, I am quite accomplished At wielding a "Holy Hammer" myself.

Hey bitch, I was gonna fuck you up the ass and make you FART OUT YOUR MOUTH.

I know where I want her to Lay On Hands.

"Help! I've been stabbed in the dick! I need a Lay On Hands!"

Not my fault if you FALL for me. ;)

"Is Ser pronounced the same as Sir? Are you even a Sir when you're a night in this setting? Please help me, I'm autistic and don't pick up on social cues well. Please clap."

"I wonder if her period counts as holy water."

What stopped you?

Id smite that