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>The god of the universe is a holy squid
How does this affect your setting, Veeky Forums?

My MnM 3e BBEG gets to eat calamari.

No, the god of the universe is not a holy squid, don't be silly.

God is already dead, so not really. Although the dichotomy between the twin artifacts 'The Open Hand of God' and 'The Closed Fist of God' becomes a hell of a lot sillier.

Japanese porn is actually a ritual form of worship.

It doesn't. I retcon it as soon as I sober up.

Put it down to a poor translation. In the original texts they were 'The Gently Caressing Tentacle of God' and 'The Roughly Penetrating Tentacle of God'.

There are lots of gods in my setting. Sure, one of them can be a squid. Why not?

AHH, KOS...

Praise the herald

It's an improvement.

Things start to make sense

My Paladin gets a squid hat, and I'm ok with this

F'htagn it, we're doing it live.
F'htagn thing sucks.

It's now a holy octopus.

Sounds like we Hideauze now.

underrated post

I'll do you one better. The ultimate God of my setting is the manifestation of existence itself and when a wizard looking to understand the entirety of the universe finally got a glimpse of it all he saw was a mewling animal that acted as such and was promptly driven mad by the revelation that his "ideal" of God amounted to nothing being a God in comparison to regular mortals

The bbeg's a psychic whale, so a squid god might fit nicely.

please let the whale be called Doby Mick

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOSQUID.

You know what, it is now.

The leader of the government denounces the claim as superstitious nonsense, and the State funded News network turns to a different story about the bread ration increasing to 23 (Last week it was 35)

>the god of the universe is the metaphysical manifestation of the belief that there is "something more"
can i have this instead?

There is a book about that. For the life of me can't remember the title or author... It is a very Unknown Armies-sequel read.

Derp, Kraken by China Mieville

>oh huh, look at me, look at how reasonable and sensible I am. In fact I'm so reasonable and sensible that I'm gonna go to a thread about a silly idea, and say a situation about how I reasonably and sensobly make it null and void. Aren't I a cool GM guys?

Neck yourself

>neck yourself

That's lewd, user.