ITT: Wez orkz now

ITT: Wez orkz now.
WAT AH U GITS DOIN LOUGIN ABOUT! GET BAK TA WORK.

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ZOG IT ALL YA GIT

IZ HEARDZ A WAAAAAAGH IS GADDERING

SIGN UP YA GITZ

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DO WE NEED A KROOZA?

Rolled 3 (1d10)

YEAH, ZOG KROOZAS, WEZ ORKZ NEEDZ TO 'AVE OUR FEET PROPAH' ON DA GROUND

WHICH KOLOUR IZ WE?

Rolled 42 (1d100)

SUMWUN HID THE PAINTZ, IZ FOUND ONLY ONE BARREL

GOODZ! WE IZ DA ORKIEST!

I HEARDZ WE HAD ONE OF UZ DID SOMETHING BADAZZ

WICH WOZ IT?

GORK DA BEST

Rolled 10 + 1 (1d10 + 1)

'E WAZ, UM, SUMWUN AND DID, UM, A REAL ORKY FING

WOT? 'E WOZ A GROT?! LIES!

WOT DID 'E DO ANYWAYZ?

Rolled 33 (1d100)

I SAID ALREADY, A REEL ORKY FING, YA GIT

YEEEAH, ZOG SPIKIES

NOW, GORK OR MORK?! BE ZOGGIN' 'ONEST

Rolled 7 (1d10)

OH, OI KNOWZ!

ARE YA SURE T'WUZ A GROT THO? OI REMEMBAH T'WUZ A SQUIG OR SUMTHIN'

Rolled 10 (1d10)

DIS ONE

SO WICH ONE?!

Rolled 8 (1d10)

DA ONE OI SEZ IT IZ!

SKULLZ FER DA SKULL PILE! ADVANCE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

OI, YA WANNA GET YER TEEF SMASHED OR SUMFIN'? OI'Z DA BOSS 'ERE!

SHUT THE ZOG UP YA GITZ! I'Z DA BOSS AND DIS 'UN WAZ FIRST, SO 'E'S ROIGHT

HOW MUCH OF DA BOYZ DO WE 'AVE ANYWAYZ?

Rolled 42 (1d100)

WAIT, LEMME KOUNT...
WUN,
TWO,
FREE,
LOTS...

Rolled 6 (1d10)

Oh, OI KOUNTED TOO MUCH!
LEMME TRY AGAIN...

GOOD JOB. NOW GO COUNT YER TEEF 'FORE SUMWUN STEALS DEM, OR DID DEY ALREADY?

ARE OUR BOYZ DA PROPAH SIZE?

Rolled 9 (1d10)

THE SMALLEST OF DEM IS DIS BIG

IZ DAT BIG ENUFF?

DAS ROIGHT AN' BIG, ME SEZ.

WE IZ SO BIG EVEN OUR SNOTLINGZ ARE ORKIER DEN ANY ODDER ORK

ME SEZ WE WON'T KRUMP THOSE GITZ O'ER DERE UNTIL I SEZ SO. IZ CAN'T SEE WHO DEY ARE THOUGH.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

WAIT BOSS, LEMME GET MY BAY-NOO-KYOO-LER

Is this supposed to be funny, or good roleplaying? Or something else? Seems more autistic than /mlp/. Please explain the appeal.

WHERE DID YA LEARN FANCY WORDZ LIKE DAT? THEM PANSIES?

NOW, ONCE WE'Z FINISHED WIF DIS, WE GO KRUMP THOSE GITZ ROIGHT DERE AS 'ARD AS WE KAN. WHAT DA ZOG, I KAN'T SEE DEM TOO

it's fun, you dickass

Rolled 37 (1d100)

YA GOTS TO GET ONE OF DEM CYBER-ORKY EYEZ FROM DA DOK, BOSS

SOUNDZ ABOUT ROIGHT. 'O? PANSIES? DAT'S WOT THEY GET FOR GOING NEAR UZ I SEZ, ERRYONE GETZ WOT DEY DESERVE

SPEAKING OF DOKZ. DO WE 'AVE ANY? OR ANY ODDBOYZ AT ALL?

Alright then, I'll leave you to it

Rolled 8 (1d10)

YER GONNA LOVE DIS, BOSS.
WE GOT LOTS OF DEEZ BOYZ!

AWESHUM, SUMFING TO MEYN-TEYN MAH BIG DED KILLY KLAWSHOOTA

AND WOT'S DAT FING WE KAP-TOOH-RED EARLIER?

Rolled 96 (1d100)

ALL ME REMEMBERS IS IT WUZ BIG!

AWWW YEZ. IZ REMEMBER NOW, WE LOOTED A WHOLE TRANSPORT FULL OF DOSE FINGS

AND WHERE ARE DEY NOW?

Rolled 10 (1d10)

UH...
OI DON'T FINK YER GONNA LOIKE DIS, BOSS...

ZOGGING ROIGHT I DON'T, HOW IZ SUPPOZED TO RIDE A WHOLE DOZEN OF DEM AT ONCE

BUT I DO IT NOT BEKOZ 'S EAZY, BUT CUZ S' HARD, DAT'S WHY IZ DA BOSS AND YA'LL NOT

OUR MEKS COMBINED DEM ALL TOGEVVA AND MAKE A BIG MEKSUIT OF DEM, PROPAH ORKY. AND IT'Z STOMPA-SIZED, BUT SIMULTENEOUSHLY SNEAKY. IZN'T DAT BRUTALLY KUNNING?

SO, LETZ MAKE ERRYFING KLEAR:

>We'z da propah Klan
>Green iz da best
>Some grot or squig or whateva krumpet a ton of spikey 'umiez
>Gork and Mork are both good
>We got enuff boyz fer a propah foight
>Each of them iz at least nob-sized
>We don' krump dem nidz
>We krump pointy-'eaded pansies
>We got lotsa meks
>We looted some krisis meksuits
>We made ALL of dem orkier and da boss rides ALL of them into battle

WOT'S OUR NAME?!

OI SEZ WE'Z DA JUNKRACKAZ!

OI LIKE DIS ONE

WHO IZ OUR LEJENDARY not-ORK?

WHY WE NO KRUMP NIDZ?

WHY WE KRUMP POINTY-EARS 'ARDER DEN ODDERS?

HOW CAN YOUS FORGET 'EAD BITE-A THE SQUIG. 'E WAS ZOGGIN BRILLIANT. USED TO THROW EM AT GITS AND HE WOULD SPIT THEIR SKULLS BACK