ITT: Wez orkz now.
WAT AH U GITS DOIN LOUGIN ABOUT! GET BAK TA WORK.
ITT: Wez orkz now
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ZOG IT ALL YA GIT
IZ HEARDZ A WAAAAAAGH IS GADDERING
SIGN UP YA GITZ
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DO WE NEED A KROOZA?
Rolled 3 (1d10)
YEAH, ZOG KROOZAS, WEZ ORKZ NEEDZ TO 'AVE OUR FEET PROPAH' ON DA GROUND
WHICH KOLOUR IZ WE?
Rolled 42 (1d100)
SUMWUN HID THE PAINTZ, IZ FOUND ONLY ONE BARREL
GOODZ! WE IZ DA ORKIEST!
I HEARDZ WE HAD ONE OF UZ DID SOMETHING BADAZZ
WICH WOZ IT?
GORK DA BEST
Rolled 10 + 1 (1d10 + 1)
'E WAZ, UM, SUMWUN AND DID, UM, A REAL ORKY FING
WOT? 'E WOZ A GROT?! LIES!
WOT DID 'E DO ANYWAYZ?
Rolled 33 (1d100)
I SAID ALREADY, A REEL ORKY FING, YA GIT
YEEEAH, ZOG SPIKIES
NOW, GORK OR MORK?! BE ZOGGIN' 'ONEST
Rolled 7 (1d10)
OH, OI KNOWZ!
ARE YA SURE T'WUZ A GROT THO? OI REMEMBAH T'WUZ A SQUIG OR SUMTHIN'
Rolled 10 (1d10)
DIS ONE
SO WICH ONE?!
Rolled 8 (1d10)
DA ONE OI SEZ IT IZ!
SKULLZ FER DA SKULL PILE! ADVANCE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
OI, YA WANNA GET YER TEEF SMASHED OR SUMFIN'? OI'Z DA BOSS 'ERE!
SHUT THE ZOG UP YA GITZ! I'Z DA BOSS AND DIS 'UN WAZ FIRST, SO 'E'S ROIGHT
HOW MUCH OF DA BOYZ DO WE 'AVE ANYWAYZ?
Rolled 42 (1d100)
WAIT, LEMME KOUNT...
WUN,
TWO,
FREE,
LOTS...
Rolled 6 (1d10)
Oh, OI KOUNTED TOO MUCH!
LEMME TRY AGAIN...
GOOD JOB. NOW GO COUNT YER TEEF 'FORE SUMWUN STEALS DEM, OR DID DEY ALREADY?
ARE OUR BOYZ DA PROPAH SIZE?
Rolled 9 (1d10)
THE SMALLEST OF DEM IS DIS BIG
IZ DAT BIG ENUFF?
DAS ROIGHT AN' BIG, ME SEZ.
WE IZ SO BIG EVEN OUR SNOTLINGZ ARE ORKIER DEN ANY ODDER ORK
ME SEZ WE WON'T KRUMP THOSE GITZ O'ER DERE UNTIL I SEZ SO. IZ CAN'T SEE WHO DEY ARE THOUGH.
Rolled 58 (1d100)
WAIT BOSS, LEMME GET MY BAY-NOO-KYOO-LER
Is this supposed to be funny, or good roleplaying? Or something else? Seems more autistic than /mlp/. Please explain the appeal.
WHERE DID YA LEARN FANCY WORDZ LIKE DAT? THEM PANSIES?
NOW, ONCE WE'Z FINISHED WIF DIS, WE GO KRUMP THOSE GITZ ROIGHT DERE AS 'ARD AS WE KAN. WHAT DA ZOG, I KAN'T SEE DEM TOO
it's fun, you dickass
Rolled 37 (1d100)
YA GOTS TO GET ONE OF DEM CYBER-ORKY EYEZ FROM DA DOK, BOSS
SOUNDZ ABOUT ROIGHT. 'O? PANSIES? DAT'S WOT THEY GET FOR GOING NEAR UZ I SEZ, ERRYONE GETZ WOT DEY DESERVE
SPEAKING OF DOKZ. DO WE 'AVE ANY? OR ANY ODDBOYZ AT ALL?
Alright then, I'll leave you to it
Rolled 8 (1d10)
YER GONNA LOVE DIS, BOSS.
WE GOT LOTS OF DEEZ BOYZ!
AWESHUM, SUMFING TO MEYN-TEYN MAH BIG DED KILLY KLAWSHOOTA
AND WOT'S DAT FING WE KAP-TOOH-RED EARLIER?
Rolled 96 (1d100)
ALL ME REMEMBERS IS IT WUZ BIG!
AWWW YEZ. IZ REMEMBER NOW, WE LOOTED A WHOLE TRANSPORT FULL OF DOSE FINGS
AND WHERE ARE DEY NOW?
Rolled 10 (1d10)
UH...
OI DON'T FINK YER GONNA LOIKE DIS, BOSS...
ZOGGING ROIGHT I DON'T, HOW IZ SUPPOZED TO RIDE A WHOLE DOZEN OF DEM AT ONCE
BUT I DO IT NOT BEKOZ 'S EAZY, BUT CUZ S' HARD, DAT'S WHY IZ DA BOSS AND YA'LL NOT
OUR MEKS COMBINED DEM ALL TOGEVVA AND MAKE A BIG MEKSUIT OF DEM, PROPAH ORKY. AND IT'Z STOMPA-SIZED, BUT SIMULTENEOUSHLY SNEAKY. IZN'T DAT BRUTALLY KUNNING?
SO, LETZ MAKE ERRYFING KLEAR:
>We'z da propah Klan
>Green iz da best
>Some grot or squig or whateva krumpet a ton of spikey 'umiez
>Gork and Mork are both good
>We got enuff boyz fer a propah foight
>Each of them iz at least nob-sized
>We don' krump dem nidz
>We krump pointy-'eaded pansies
>We got lotsa meks
>We looted some krisis meksuits
>We made ALL of dem orkier and da boss rides ALL of them into battle
WOT'S OUR NAME?!
OI SEZ WE'Z DA JUNKRACKAZ!
OI LIKE DIS ONE
WHO IZ OUR LEJENDARY not-ORK?
WHY WE NO KRUMP NIDZ?
WHY WE KRUMP POINTY-EARS 'ARDER DEN ODDERS?
HOW CAN YOUS FORGET 'EAD BITE-A THE SQUIG. 'E WAS ZOGGIN BRILLIANT. USED TO THROW EM AT GITS AND HE WOULD SPIT THEIR SKULLS BACK