What's the most fun cursed item you've ever encountered, Veeky Forums?
What's the most fun cursed item you've ever encountered, Veeky Forums?
Gabriel Thomas
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Jaxson Hernandez
I bet that this is probably some sort of required reading for Veeky Forums but I'm going to ask anyways, Sauce?
Wyatt Garcia
Open wide, here comes the spoon.
Brayden Walker
Why does she have one elf ear and one human ear?
Isaiah Butler
She's a half-elf
Jonathan Wilson
So what determines which ear is pointy and which one is pure?
Hunter Ramirez
1d20
Brody Diaz
preg dagger
dont ask
Alexander Hughes
If the father cums first, the left ear is of the father's race and the right ear of the mother's race.
If the mother cums first, the left ear is of the mother's race and the right ear of the father's race.
Hudson Hall
What if the mother was inseminated?
Hunter Gonzalez
oh wait you mean fun
one of us made a deal with a laughing god (chaotic good)
in summary thats how we killed the BBEG's demonic dog and got a Underwater island as our home base
Jaxson Morris
The child is born without external ears, merely earholes on the sides of its head.
Luke Nguyen
I didn't need this boner
Chase Jackson
This got dark, fast.
Wyatt Watson
>Cursed setting sun ring
6th level Wizard put on a rune inscribed ring without using identify on it and now he can't take it off. All of his spell slots were drained and they continuously drained every time he replenished them. It got to the point that two weeks later he seriously considered chopping his finger off. Then he did. And then his ring, falsely sensing his death, promptly released the hundreds of spell slots worth of power all at once in an explosion that made a 10m wide and 3m deep crater where the campsite was. Also killed the party but what can you do?
James Lopez
A sword that spoke to its owner and could talk to others, shed light as a torch on command or more for a short time, dealt extra fire/radiant energy damage, hated undead and wouldn't permit them to live under any circumstance, and was extremely possessive of its owner and would go yandere if they tried to ditch it. Owned by a fighter who almost literally fell in love with the sword because it was so useful, never thought of using another item because 5e has shit magic items compared to that.
Boots that increased dex and move speed (scaled to the dex boost which could be improved) when worn but dealt damage (1d8) by ripping off the skin if removed and temporarily reduced them both by half the increase until the damage was healed. Used by a bow using ranger that got them at level 3 because random treasure that was nerfed on the fly.
Ayden Lee
Our party warlock used a Ring of Mind Shielding and died with it on so their soul ended up stuck in it.
Since then we had a couple re-rolls, the Warlock is now a Barbarian and one of our Fighters who went Eldritch Knight is using the ring now, so he basically is being haunted by the Warlock character, which is great because the player is still there. So, now we have a de facto tenth player without needing extra sheet management.
Blake Davis
then the father came first. Maybe weeks or year first, but first.
Landon Myers
A pair of hexed sunglasses that couldn't be removed, that gave a reaction penalty whenever indoors and "social stigma: douchebag" with all living beings, including even those with no sense of culture. Didn't even mind, it was fucking hilarious.
Charles Richardson
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Jaxson Gray
Do the sunglasses let you keep track of the visions in your eyes?
Andrew Kelly
>nhentai.net
Guys, its just the door....
Wyatt Myers
an intelligent cursed hat that made you auto fail stealth rolls and you could never take it off but could count as a second focus so you can cast multiple spells a turn.
shit was pretty god damn sweet, until we all collectively realized stealth is a major fucking part of the campaign later on.
we had some magical moments involving a fuckton of bribery and people being thrown in jail often.