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Owlbear thread

Damn owl feathers making them quite sneaky

Good thing they can't glide, right?

These owlbears are fucking sculpted! Do they have a gym at the back of that cave?

Only one way to findout. You want to disturb the nest or no? But I will go with a yes if they are gentlemanly enough to see your spook face.

AYAYAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Not glide, jump good

Still both option lead to death from above.

One of these days someone is going to time travel back to the wizard who thought slamming bears and owls together was a good idea and then releasing them was a better idea.
And then the time traveller is going to kick him in the staff so hard he'll be left with a wand.

Fucking wizards, man.

Someone got to make the Magical realm more magical.

Plus I agree with this wizard. A beast with the more stealthy than an owl and the strength greater than a bear is more likely to survive then both it native counter part.

Unfortunately you've arrived way before the wizard did any of that, and kicked him in the nuts hard enough anyways.
The wizard fosters hate to the time-traveler who eunuch'd him, and started splicing together bears and owls and releasing the successful fusions just to fuck with the future dickass.
Congratulations fucknuts, you've doomed us to more owlbears!

Every time travel caused problem can be solved with more time travel.

Athletic is default for wild beasts

Fun fact. I originally wanted to create owl-sized bears. As a pet,

My bad, guys.

>i just wanted real teddy bears guise
That sounds oddly believable.

Why is mashing a few animals together always such a cool idea for monsters?

I suggest investing in a steel codpiece. Or painkillers. Or zen meditation.

Wait, belay that. Turns out it was a bad idea. Owlbears best in the long run.

Personally, I say he should use time travel.
Maybe leaving a note to himself before he creates the first so that-

Well nevermind. Thanks future me.

What to do in this instance?

Make yourself look big while also playing dead?

...

No!

>no skin around jaw just to make a beak-like look

While cool in theory, I'm just imagining some poor owlbear whose food keeps falling out as he tries to chew, or will drown just because he can't keep water out of his nose or mouth.

Owlbears don't walk upright, do they?

Gas and or Mana bomb the shit out of it and the area

It is the only why to be sure

People keep forgetting the owl part gives owlbears darkvision. Something regular bears lack.

What about their great sense of hearing?

That's just an Owl Griffon.

Yell at it.

Bears are easily startled, so are Owls.

Naturally an Owlbear would be supremely startled by loud noises.

If by startled you mean angered you'd be right, user.

But they'd soon be back, and in greater numbers.

Noot.
Noot.

Bitch

Noot

Noot.