Things you assume about player based on their race/class?
Any form of animal race Tabaxi/Aarakocra/Firbolg
>Degenerate furry scum who will ruin my game with yiffing
Tiefling
>tumblr special snowflake
Elf/half-elf
>Virgin
Dwarf
>Short
Human
>Well rounded player, probably best at roleplaying
Paladin
>Average intelligence, typical beta
>FemGuts
I hope she wants snu-snu.
You'd think Elves and Half-Elves would be more common then.
>female Elf, grown up with savage race
Attention whore with bad taste.
>Druid focused on shapeshifting, especially big cats
Passive as a brick, will never move scene or plot forward.
>Human rogue or fighter that roleplays a enormously pronounced accent, possibly gutter background
Ok to good at first, but danger of drama down the line.
Three days in a row, eh op?
OP
>Faggot
/thread
>Human
Boring "no fun allowed" tryhard who's going to complain about everyone else being a special snowflake in a game of pretend, and probably bitch about how unrealistic everything is.
>Signs an user spends more time on Veeky Forums than playing actually games
This thread is bait.
As such, I'm going to ruin Catgirls.
More like I spend more time looking for games on Roll20 than actually playing them. Such is the nature of the internet where 99% of everything is shit.
Did someone else have my idea? Neat.
>animal race
>firbolg
They're friendly giantkin, though. What are you smoking, OP? Can I have some?
>Friendly
>Giants
Next you'll tell me half-orcs aren't terrible rape babies that should be hanged.
....
Fuck that hit the mark
>Wizard/Mage
Always a keikaku dorritos player who thinks he is smarter than he actually is
>Ragin' Half Orc Barbarian, Humorless Paladin or any character that swings a two handed weapon for MASSIVE DAMAGE.
A shy girl.
>Ranger, Halfling, Scout, MAX DEX, Uses Bow, PBS.
Just here for the battles, little to no RP.
>Gnome, Human, Playing someone elderly, Points in (Craft, Profession, Perform, Disguise, Forgery or Sleight of Hand).
Better at roleplaying.
>Non-core class, Non-core race, Evil Alignment
Probably a sore loser.
>Gnome
>Better at roleplaying
>NOT "A retard who would play kender if they had the chance"
You fucked up.
Maybe "more interested in Roleplaying" is what I meant.
Still I've not yet come across an insufferable Gnome player. Elves are actually the "roleplay an unlikable asshole" race in campaigns I've been involved with.
Still better than people who refuse to play non-humans or ban them when they eun.
>Human
>Well rounded player, probably best at roleplaying
shit like this is why I'm scared to play anything other than strong dwarf who likes mead and fighting
I'm not a faggot, so I don't assume anything baseed in race or class until I see the backstory.
One line
>Lazy cunt
Three lines
>Will interact with everything
Half page
>Level headed
One page
>Demanding and nagging
Two pages
>Fanfic scum
More than three pages
>Weeaboo faggot
Well, yes. Clearly, they should be burned, not hanged. More efficient that way
>getting lolifucked by FemDonovan
>OP
Tremendous faggot
>Dragonborn
Either target That Guy material or a level-headed team player, usually ends up as a tank regardless of class chosen.
>Eladrin/Elves
If male: Either bisexual manager or aggressive homosexual who uses their masculinity to hide them being gay
If female: Never seen anyone play a female Elf/Eladrin in my group
>Tieflings
Usually crass in some way or downright That Guy, regardless of PC gender
>Human
No one plays Human in my group, I've considered it in the past, but I have Shifter fever
This is 4e for reference
>keikaku dorritos
what did he mean by this
Humans
>Boring, cookie cutter character. Possibly a self insert. Will complain about other player's race/classes
Dwarf
>Rules lover, slogs through combat
Halfling
>High pitched voice, won't take the game seriously
Rogue
>Edgy and annoying
Fighter
>Boring
Gnome
>Fucken crazy, got some schemes I want to see through
Female character, male player
>Pervert, gonna try to ERP, possible pedophile if halfling/gnome
OP
>The omni-faggot
Points put in to random, mostly useless skills
>Fuck yes, good roleplayer
Inventory detailed, describes where it all is
>We're gonna have a good time
>Aarakocra
Fuck your shit, I'm playing a fucking FREEDOM EAGLE and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>Eladrin/Elves
>If male: Either bisexual manager or aggressive homosexual who uses their masculinity to hide them being gay
>mfw I'm literally a bisexual manager
>mfw I'm no longer playing elves but all my early characters were urban-curious elves
>fuck
I just realized that it autocorrected. It didn't give me any prompt when I was typing on my phone so it must've slipped.
I originally meant manwhore.
> Aarakocra, barb, path of the totem warrior, eagle
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP