>Veeky Forums dwarves
Generally well-rounded interesting takes on race, obviously author's favorites, but not in a grating/mary sue way, generally pleasan to be around, genuinely funny.
>Veeky Forums elves
stand-ins for culture/mentality/anything worldbuilder doesn't like, loaded to the brim with informed attributes (not advantageous where it matters) and unfounded arrogance, used often as strawmen to show how amazing other races are.
As it should be. Rock on, my friends.
>>/tumblr/
>>/leddit/
You don't know what tumblr and reddit actually are, do you?
>Not liking both
It's like you hate fun or something
shitholes for people like you.
>le nerds are disgusting guise amirite XD
fuck off with that meme.
>elf faggot being a dick to dwarfbro
what did you try to convey with that pic?
I've never actually played as a dwarf in a game. Is Fifth Edition an alright place to start? How do you dwarf in Fifth?
Tumblr and reddit love nerds, and anyone else who can claim to be some kind of victimized minority.
>Play fighter or barbarian
>Do fighter/barbarian things
5e dwarves are great for it. If you play the right sub-race you get +2 strength and +2 con right off the bat. Personally I think they make better strength-based characters than Orcs.
No. They like "i play moneypole, i'm such a nurrrrd! XD" nerds.
dwarves are fat stocky and hairy things
fa/tg/uys are sypathetic to them because of it
elves are almost everything Veeky Forums is not
they are hated and belittled
it's an easy answer really
>arrogant treacherous cowardly limp-wristed small-dicked feminine cucks who prefer waving their hands to any sort of honest work
You mean, this SHOULDN'T be hated and belittled?
>To any kind of honest work.
...you know Elves have more notable blacksmithing accomplishments than dwarves, right? Seriously, when it comes to 'Crazy artifacts a guy made' Elves have Dwarves heavily beat.
The Dwarves were given their rings, the elves made their own.
HONEST work, not magicky bullshit. Fuck magic, it should be stamped off the earth, together with elven forests.
>Playing a dwarf fighter
>Roll really well
>End up with 18 strength at lvl 1
>Other players aren't familiar with DnD
>DM is fairly new as well, tell him I'm not going to exploit my character's strengths in these early quests
>End up spending most of the campaign tearing doors off their hinges and using them as improvised weapons just to balance out how powerful I am
Dorfs are fun.
So we should be looking at the Anima Elven blade, which is the single best sword (For swording. Others can do weird magic stuff) in all of the world and was made with artifice, not with magic?
EIDF please leave.
That it's more fun to have a race as flawed but capable and interacting/bantering with others than to just make them a one-note hatesink.
>dwarves cannot handle even light banter
Very low energy. Very sad.
In craftsmanship, magic is what happens when you're really fucking good at what you're doing. You're literally saying everyone should be less good at doing things so magic never happens. You would hurt dwarves as much as elves.
>race made to be a hatesink
>shouldn't be a hatesink
i don't follow.
>LMAO LE TOP BANTZ XDDDDD
Millenial please fuck off. Being an unbearable faggot is not "funny".
Let's be real here, the actual hate-sink races are Kender and Tieflings.
i like this dwarf he is just lovely to look at
Let me put it this way - Elves are Apple, while dwarves are GNU/Linux.
Draw your own conclusions from this.
>>race made to be a hatesink
You'll have to try harder than that m8
Who is Windows?
Who is Xbox?
Even when Tolkien was writing the Lord of the Rings and was reading what he had out loud to his friends one of them remarked 'Jesus Christ! Not another fucking elf!' thereby cementing the hatred of the tolkien style elves before Tolkien had even fleshed them out fully.
A hatred of elves is natural. A liking of elves is a good indicator that someone is not mentally sound.
>dwarves are GNU/Linux.
Prone to insane rants about JK Rowling and open source software?
>elves are well liked by well adjusted normal people, especially by women
>fat roleplayers/dwarves autistically REEEEEEE and stutter C-C-KEK to deal with their insecurity and envy
Yeah sounds about right
Humans.
They are everywhere despite many other options being superior. Humans are the standard.
>referring separately to Windows and Xbox
And probably orks, if we go with good old Eye of Sauron.
lol no.
Orcs are smartphones in general.
>Generally well-rounded interesting takes on race
Sorry, but no, not really.
>generally pleasan to be around.
Pffffft.
>genuinely funny
HAHAHA
>supporting Veeky Forums using elves as a strawmen instead of getting over your own insecurities
The worst.
>Being an unbearable faggot is not "funny".
Exhibit A: Every post you've ever made.
Why don't you crawl back to your safe space (read: basement) and beg your dead Egyptian god to meme you up a sex slave, grandpa?
What are you blabbering about retard?
Source?
Only Autistic neckbeards force the "dwarves are amazing" meme.
>hating on Fell's Five
Alright, now I KNOW you're a faggot with shit taste.
>not in a grating/mary sue way, generally pleasan to be around, genuinely funny
boy, you got that wrong
Good job with the bait fellow dorf poster!
God you really haven't ever been on tumblr or reddit have you?
Reddit is /pol/ with usernames.
Tumblr is the porn boards with content.
Not him but I've been on ledit and he's right. The majority (98%) redit "nerd" userbase is a bunch of casual ass faggots who pretend because they play skyrim or watch some comicbook tv show that they are oppressed super nerds who are somehow "not like normal people" but also look down on anyone who has more than a casual interest. Nearly every single board with any real number of users is just a casual wankfest no matter the topic.
The only thing I know about tumblr is that the people who designed it should be tried for crimes against the people of the internet for ever making such a horrible UI and system popular with artists.
>Not him but I've been on ledit and he's right. The majority (98%) redit "nerd" userbase is a bunch of casual ass faggots who pretend because they play skyrim or watch some comicbook tv show that they are oppressed super nerds who are somehow "not like normal people" but also look down on anyone who has more than a casual interest. Nearly every single board with any real number of users is just a casual wankfest no matter the topic.
Sounds like Veeky Forums.
Yes, but it's somehow even worse because there's usernames and upvotes and all the drama and bullshit that comes with that.
This.