The apple shatters when you bite into it. Wat do?

The apple shatters when you bite into it. Wat do?

Spit out shards and find a less shit apple.

>he doesn't dip his fruit in liquid nitrogen before consumption

>Bite into apple
>Spit the shards in the face of my enemy

dont bit aple

I'm gonna go ahead and call this out from personal experience: if they're still shards when you put it in your mouth you are in for a world of hurt.

Let it warm up a bit, you'll thank me.

Feed it to the enemy by force.

>gain the power to turn anything I bite into crystal, as well as the ability to consume crystal.

I am... the Shatterman. not to ever be confused with the Shadman

Or Sandman
Or Soundman

Be thankful it wasn't my teeth that shattered.

...

Panic, spit out everything, and scream I guess? My mouth is expectedly full of shards that are probably cutting the shit out of my mouth.

What the fuck do you think I would do in that situation?

>Pause
>Shift jaw
>Bite down harder
Dammit, I could've sworn I was eating my morning bowl of rusty nails. Glass apple's a new one. The guys at the bar will never believe this one.

Don't swallow.

Find the mirror with the demon and smash it.

That man just murdered his sister! Stop him!

I actually did this for a game.

The player asked for eternal life and got a huge crystal apple that gave eternal life when eaten.

He eventually ground it up and ate it in powder form.

He'd never experience the long-term effects, slowly turning into a mirror-leafed tree brimming with red, crystal apples.

That's just what it wants me to think I did. Don't stop until it's in pieces.

Oh! Hello, Mister Grimm!

How's that book you're writing coming along?

That a Grimm tale? Cool. Didn't know that. I just made it up at the time.

Honestly, though, I though I was clever at the time, going with the whole "mirrors and light" theme of that old campaign.

Why are you smashing a hole in the wall with a golf club?

No, you dingbat. I'm complimenting you on your apple.

I thought it was something good enough to belong in the Grimm's book of fairytales.

Well, thanks then!

The game was full of duality in things. Mostly due to the gift-giver being a literal being of duality and sealed in her own "dream".

make out with the BBEG

>bite aplle
>roll dice
>epic failure
>apple slips off hand
>trip
>fall on apple
>yeah I hear that a lot says my cleric
>mfw

Demand my money back from the greengrocer.

Scream
Drool blood and spit
Start to pick glass shards out of my gums
Lay down and cry a bit