I have to create a group quiz foe new years eve. Can you suggest some good questions? Any subject whatsoever!

I have to create a group quiz foe new years eve. Can you suggest some good questions? Any subject whatsoever!

Some questions I used last year:

1. What does a pedometer measure?
2. What brand of beer gets consumed the most worldwide?
3. How do you spell Matthew McConaughey's name?
4. Steven Spielberg has held the world record for highest grossing movie with which 3 movies?
5. What is the square root of -1?
6. What is eproctophilia?
7. What is MMORPG short for?
8. Name 5 songs by Justin Bieber
9. At which temperature is water heaviest?
10. In which Olympian game are you not allowed to have a beard?

Answers:
1. How many steps you've taken
2. Snow
3. Matthew McConaughey
4. Jaws, ET, Jurassic Park
5. i
6. Being sexually aroused by farting
7. Massive multiplayer online roleplaying game
8.
9. 4 degrees celsius
10. Boxing

How is a Raven like a wooden desk?
Poe wrote on both of them

They should both be made to shut up.

1. How much of a pedo someone is. Obviously.

haah! unfortunately the quiz wont be in english so cant use that pun, but thats pretty good. thanks anyway

>1. What does a pedometer measure?
>how many steps you've taken

No, you idiot, a pedometer measures how many children you've sexually abused. Duh.

1. What is triskaidekaphobia?
2. What is the capital of the tiniest country in the world?

1. The fear of the number 13
2. Vatican City

hahaha those both excellent! ill use them both, thanks dude!

In D&D what happens to a flumph that has been flipped on its back?

No clue, sorry... i dont REALLY belong on Veeky Forums i dont think

How tall is tom cruise?

170 cm

Are quizzes Veeky Forums-related now? At least make them riddles.

i couldnt think of a more suitable subforum. tried Worksafe Requests, but didnt get a response. Figured people here are good at clever questions, and i do think it pertains. i hope so anyway

>subforum
ugh

>/wsr/
OK, I kek'd.

Gee, sorry then. Just figured people here would be down with quizes

Pedophilia
Warm piss
I don't.
The lord of the rings.
Roots aren't square they are circular
The fetish for ectoplasmic entities
Massively moot online retard play ground
The backstreet boys are back, where the hood at, crawling in my skin, jackie chan- Shit.
When it's -made from hydrogen 3- degrees.
Mustache riding, it's an unfair advantage.

General Knowledge.
Every question relating to a general.
ie:
1 Which British General was killed at the moment of his victory in the battle for Quebec?
A: General Wolfe.
2 Which general commanded the Parliamentarian cavalry at the battle of Naseby?
A: Oliver Cromwell (A great trick question this as Fairfax was the overall Parliamentary commander)
3 Which general commanded the Africa Korps at the start of the Second Battle of El Alamein?
A Ritter Von Thoma (Rommel was in Germany recuperating from diptheria and was already a Field Marshal anyway)
You get the point.
Did this as a ten question round in a ten round pub quiz at a Sgts mess a few years back. Highest scoring team got 8/10 lowest 0.

alright, thats pretty clever. ill probably use one of those, thanks!

I can probably dig up the entire round, I know I've got it saved somewhere, my team thatb night also did a Sci Fi round and the movies round was VERY scifi/horror based...

my friends are highly varied (doctors, lawyers, journalists, deadbeat drug addicts), so im trying to got for a bit off all-out variation, but the more questions i have to pool from, the better. so yeah thatd be very much appreciated!

Fuck it, I'll give you a couple you can use or not use
>What is the best selling game console of all time?
Playstation 2, 155 million units sold world wide
>To which soviet leader did President Ronald Reagan request "Tear down this wall"?
Mikhail Gorbachev
>Who wrote the Divine Comedy, which is considered the greatest literary work of the middle ages?
Dante Alighieri

Both starts with a b, neither ends with an r

awesome, thanks dude!

>5
That's wrong. There's no such thing as a square root of -1. i is just a placeholder we use which lets us do algebra to it anyway, but it actually indicates something that doesn't and can't exist, which is why it's called the imaginary number.

Specify that it's a UN-recognized country, otherwise there's some weird ones that could confuse the issue.

Maybe it's too technical but

Which has more petals per flower, a magnolia or a dandelion?
Magnolia, the petals are spirally arranged and indefinite in number, whereas dandelion flowers are actually composites of many flowers, each one having five fused petals.

You stop that.

yeah youre right, but luckily, noone made that point last year. However, I do think that question is valid. Maybe i shouldve specified here, but yeah, "imaginary number" or "there isnt one" is also a valid answer

Also, yeah, about the vatican, might have to drop that one. Either way, its kind of too easy of a question if i DO specify, and subject to debat if i dont

thats pretty good, ive written it down. thanks!

You can substitute dandelion for anything in asteraceae and magnolia for most of the magnoliales and nympheales, if other things are more locally common to see, I used those two examples because they're generally common.

>1. How many children you've fucked

thats the joke!

>1. What does a pedometer measure?
Length, same as every other type of meter.

What about Voltmeters, Ammeters and Multimeters or even Thermometers? None of those measure length.

Then they're not true meters, but impostors.

Are these gamers? If not:
>How many "attributes", or "abilities", does a Dungeons & Dragons character have?
Six, of course.

>Name either of the co-creators of Dungeons & Dragons.
If you want to make it a bit harder, make them name *both* Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson.

>In Dungeons & Dragons, what statistic measures how difficult you are to hit?
Armor class, naturally.

>In Dungeons & Dragons, what is the only commonly-used type of die that isn't a platonic solid?
The d10, or ten-sided die.

>Name the original three character classes in Dungeons & Dragons.
Cleric, magic-user and fighting man (I'd give full credit for "fighter" as well).

The funny thing about that last one is that the Cleric was actually predated by a custom vampire race-class and was introduced as an NPC specifically to fuck up the player of said vampire class' overpowered bullshit.
That's why they've got a solid van helsing vibe in their turn udead abilities.

It should maybe say something like the original three *published* classes, or something like that.

2-3 of them are, so i feel like it only makes sense to have a question pertaining to them. i will use one of those questions, thank you!

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen European swallow?

(spoilers) Approximately 11 m/s (/spoilers)

Fug, I messed up the spoiler tag.

You want to be Lindsay Lohan? Just do a mountain of coke and you're halfway there.

will coke make me prettier and my tits bigger?

Also, who the fuck is Lindsay Lohan?

OP here

That would be pre-crack Lindsay Lohan, yes.
I would want to BE her (lots of black dick & cocaine up in there), but id definetly want to be IN her

Anyway, more quiz questions please!! :))))

.................. *wouldnt

Wouldn't what, user? Don't you want to snort a line off the top of a thick, meaty black cock while another fills you from behind?

>inb4swedepost
>inb4/pol/

If I was young Lindsay Lohan for a day.... WOULD I shove dildos up my ass & take selfies for later? hmmmmmm......................... no, but I would take nudes

What are the top 5 reasons a girl says she can't go out you?

What is the chemical formula for salt?
NaCl
What is the mineral name for salt?
Halite
Where is the best place to find a large amount of salt?
/v/

Stealing this from another site.

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
2) Which country makes Panama hats?
3) From which animal do we get catgut?
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7) What was King George VI's first name?
8) What color is a purple finch?
9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?

1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.
2) Ecuador.
3) From sheep and horses.
4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.
5) Squirrel fir.
6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.
7) Albert. When he came to the throne in 1936 he respected the
wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be
called Albert.
8) Distinctively crimson.
9) New Zealand.
10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.

10/10 dank, thank you both! Here is a picture of a random hb in reward

(OP is still here)

Neither does anything in mathematics actually "exist". They are all just constructs. His answer is still right, it's still i.

1. Why can't Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder read? Because they're niggers.

Both are home to inky quills.

>Which car manufacturer built the worlds fastest rollercoaster?
Ferrari
>bonuspoint, where is it built?
Ferrari World, Abu Dhabi, UAE

>What was the original name of New York?
New Amsterdam

>What is the original name of Halloween?
All Hallows' Evening / All Hallows' Eve

>What does a numismatist study or collect?
Coins (Can also apply to Medals)

>9. At which temperature is water heaviest?
Water has the same heaviness at any given temperature.
Density is a different matter.

Fair enough, I could have phrased that differently. However, the question is still perfectly understandable

Not a problem but I think the Worksafe Requests board may give you better results far as questions go.

Flumphs are rendered helpless when flipped on their backs.

*OP still here*

I WANT that to be true, but I tried there 3 times and got no replies :\

So far, I've been getting a lot of good replies here, and I'm keeping the tab open until the thread dies. I suspect Veeky Forums gets crowded on the weekend, so I'll try to keep this one up or make a new one later, because I think people here are a bit more down with quizes than the other sections