Filename thread

I'm tired of seeing a camera picture of a comic book. So this is my gift to you and all future filename threads.

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"Player's lack of OOC vocabulary causes IC problem"

>rolling for trinkets

And then I give it the wrong name

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Starting equipment

Why would you deliberately poorly shoop a honey badger?

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Way over my head.

TAKE THE KNOT

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"The Hanged" were a chapter proposed by an user from a penal colony. They had a lot of gallows/punishment/judgement imagery in their fluff, including, I think, symbolically being hanged as part of your initiation. Sort of bringing things full circle with the Sardaukar/Judge Dredd.
A decent idea, imo, and you could still have made some auto-erotic asphyxiation jokes, but their battle cry was "Take the Knot", which is apparently a reference to dog sex/furries.
So the poor old Hanged became a meme.
The running joke now is that they constantly speak in innuendo accidentally, and how all of their unit deployments wind up looking like giant dicks on the strategic overlay.

That was... that was actually kind of weirdly moving.

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>pathfinder.jpg

>4th edition D&D

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>cursed treasure
>in-game romance
>didn't check for traps

>system you like that I don't like

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That was badass

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AWAKEN, MY PRAETORS

Or whatever the fuck, they look kind of Roman.

I did something similar to this in a campaign once
>GM kills off my characters baby, their only reason for adventuring
>vow to replace the setting's god, because no worthy god would kill an infant only a few months old
>tell everyone I'm doing it to make sure no child is ever hurt again
>work towards it for months, manage to convince the party members to help me
>finally fight and kill the god, my character ascends to godhood as the 'truest heart among them'
>make all woodland animals know exactly where every human is, and make them very, very angry
It culminated in the party battling a giant sand snake, killing all of them

someone played some rolemaster or some iron crown entertainement game

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Are they fighting, playing around together, or are the wolves playing around with their food?

The cheetah carried that alligator by the back of the neck, same way that cats carry their young.

That's not a cheetah, that looks like a jaguar.

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this, cheetas are smaller

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I will use this in the future, as Geniusthetransgression.jpeg

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I didn't buy these ranks of Area Knowledge (Amazon) to be lied to about a labrador retrieving a mosasaurus.

Jaguar, not cheetah. And they do this all the time. Jaguars fucking hate crocodiles. They don't even eat them, most of the time, they just object to there being any other large predators in their section of the jungle.

>Jaguars fucking hate crocodiles
The sentiment is mutual, too.

You are the dick, and should be punched in one. Although DM is also was a dick, but it's your problem and DM, not the rest of the party.

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Fun fact: snakes do not make a "pop" noise when they "dislocate" their jaws, because their lower jaws are actually separate, left and right, never attached. The reason they yawn after a meal is to wiggle the lower jaws back into their normal place, as naturally as crossing and uncrossing your fingers.

Image is from "The Dragon Next Door," and it's actually Korean.

gold

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Now look at this net

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>that filename

kek took me a few minutes

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You're my nigga.

Okay, what was supposed to happen?

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this kinda reminds me of a joke item my DM made: The Tuba of Invisibility.

The gist of it is that you're invisible for as long as you're playing the tuba.

I think that guy wanted to make a homemade electric guitar, but didn't have a very accurate picture of how electric instruments work.

It was a video on how make an electric guitar.
youtu.be/TwIvUbOhcKE

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>So the poor old Hanged became a meme.
You make it sound like it wasn't forced.

My brethren of African descent.

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I still think "sympathetic villain" works better for that one.

If your DM didn't introduce a scenario where you have to sneak around a panopticon or a cult headquarters of deaf people immediately after selling it prompting you to track it back down and re-acquire it, then something has gone wrong.

>RULES OF NATURE.webm
You used those quads well, user.

I don't get it.

Why were there so many snakes chasing that marine iguana?

That's because it's my fetish?

There was a hatching going on, and Sanic here was unfortunate enough to hatch just after the Snakes had got wind of it.

Is that jay jay the jet plane fighting Thomas the tank engine?

I don't either.

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THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE WALLS!!

Also that bit at the end
'hey Steve, You look a bit haggerd are you okay?'
'You don't want to know Larry. You don't want to know."

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