Does your character have children, Veeky Forums?

Never had this happen. You can also defend against this by simply having TOO MUCH FAMILY.

My main character has a son she hides from the world until it's time for him to bring JUSTICE to it. She's a bit of a nutter, so his name is Penitence-before-the-Law. He's the son of another PC who has no idea she's had a kid. But mostly he's being raised offscreen by a dwarven nanny.

My side character is a mother too. She's had 15 kids then decided to go on an adventure when the last of them left home.

Two of my players are also a father-son duo in character.

The GM threw a "super-weapon-little-girl" at us in Dark heresy. So I adopted her in a pre-emtive strike against teen angst. Im fully expecting tradgedy one day.

Get back to /jc/

Eldritch abominations can't have children, and will always be useless to surface worlders, even when actively fighting to save them all.

Can't go back to the pits, because I've killed so many of them now they'd never let me live. Can't be happy on the surface, as after the world is saved, the shining temple will make it a goal to wipe me out and have told me as much. I'll spend the rest of my life as a betentacled monster, hiding as a common knight, hoping never to be noticed.

I'm also in love with my GF's barbarian, but she's not into tentacles and views me as ugly starspawn, so no chance there. Just as well, any child I have has a good chance at fucking the world over just as bad...

Yes but my character abandoned his family after a war.

That's not deviancy. That's the animal part of you. Your paternal instinct is awakening, you want to breed, you want to procreate, you want to impregnate women and protect them.

He did, but they were eaten by fire giants.

Someone PLEASE PLEASE post the pic with the baby centaurs trying to run but since babies can't hold their head straight until they are a few monthes old, they are in a silly posture

sauce?

My for fun character sired bastard children all over while travelling from war to war as a mercenary, never interacted with any of them because he's a generally miserable and sort of evil fuck.

Had an exalted character once, the game was actually about our party of 3 being on the verge of ascendancy. Each of us had amassed either untold wealth, nigh-limitless power or commanded a vast empire.

So naturally, there were females of various races hoping for me to sire a powerful heir. GM played it off pretty amazingly with how it started off with my player character siring children with the queen and a few consorts/ mistresses/ princesses of different parts of my empire, ended up spiraling out of control as my character came to the realization that without him, the children would inevitably fall into discord and wage war upon another. To counteract this (or in other words, limit the scale of the potential xenophobic genocides) he decided to sire children with many of the female heads of vassal states in the empire.

Character ended up ascending but wasn't remembered as "God of Valour and Compassion" as "God of Wisdom, Justice and Virility."

as a frontier knight he doesn't see them much but his Merchant Wife takes good care of them.

My character is -claiming- children as her own in multiple ways.

Does that count?

One of my characters is the son of an Elf Bard who blew through a tavern and impregnated his mother before moving on without giving a fuck.

I WANT him to have a kid eventually, because wanting to actually be a father is something he cares about very seriously. I don't need to literally impregnate someone, but at least a little orphan kid would be good.

Centaur Yome on sadpanda

thank

My character started out with 14 children. My char has to slay demons just to feed the lil shits

>father forced into "sacred" hero work solely to feed the mouths of his many, many chilluns
Are you playing Riki?

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Probably.

Prior to the adventure, yes
After the adventure, no

Dunno.

My character's only in the group to look for his lost wife, and is paying the other members to stick with and help him out. I left the fate of the wife up to the GM, said she can be dead, dead and pregnant, A-OK, ran away because she hated my character, etc., I told him I wanted to be surprised. Though with what I mentioned, he's probably going to try and avoid the outcomes I listed to actually shock me, so who knows what'll happen.

My last one did. A grandchild, even. Who was of young adult age. Dude was old as hell, is what I'm saying.

My current character is a sociopath who shouldn't be let anywhere near children. Or most adults, really. He's too busy trying to kill his own father to procreate

Yes, one of the more retarded members of our party played an unidentified magic flute that turned out to be sacred to not!Pan. The party made a luck roll, my lizardman paladin botched it, and ended up vomiting out a fertile egg that hatched a few weeks later due to time travel fuckery.
Pretty sure the DM's forgotten about it at this point, but he has a tendency to bring up little things like that when you least expect it.

If having monsterbabies with monstergirls is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Why is Rikki so based?
And why is Tatsu so shit?

Who is even taking those pictures?

>human part is the preggers part
That makes no goddamn sense at fucking all.

Monmusu makes no sense.
Hence why monmusu is shit.

Isn't it that one fairly recentist mosntergirl harem anime?

Cus that sort of thing was bound to be shit to begin with.

the cuck salmon

Because he is Bionis' best daddypon
Because he was explicitly designed to be the opposite of Riki

Yup.
It just goes to show how FUCKED UP our society has gotten that people having their own genitals cut off so they can look better with breast implants is supposed to be viewed as normal, but your basic evolutionary urges - pretty much the fucking basics of life - are even remotely considered some sort of disgusting perversion.

She didn't think that far; those pictures were the centaur girl's delusion upon hearing the word children, or something along those lines.

I have a confession, i love centaur threads

He actually likes explaining things endlessly and so gets along well with kids. He's also a bit too autisms to go and find himself a wife because "hold on just finishing these projects first".

Should one girl be crazy enough to go after him, she may as well just use his obliviousness; he'll probably be 2-3 kids into his marriage before what he's done even hits him.

How the fuck do you drop the bass using child belly?

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centaurs a best

no
wan best

Lemme guess. NTR.

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Just checked the sadpanda link. No NTR tags. Art looks a bit off, though.

Not anymore, they died during a civil war. During the war, he threw himself into suicide missions as a way to deal with his grief, killing everyone related to those that killed his child and wife.

Eventually him surviving led to him gaining fame and becoming drafted into a special unit.

Very carefully.

My current character? No

The character I was playing before him, on the other hand, was an ancient dwarf woman who lived in a swamp and grumbled about her kids and grandkids not showing her enough respect

She was a lot of fun to play as

Not this time

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How can sweaters be so modest yet so lewd at once?

Because the boobs are big.

Goddammit. Why did he go with her instead of his sister

My 386 year old Dwarf fighter had both his sons die in a goblin and kobold invasion and then had his wife die to illness/age. So part of his quest with the party was eventually retaking the lost dwarven stronghold that his sons died at.

What's NTR?

Netorare
It's cuckoldry, one character cheating on their significant other.

>this is in her mind
>implying Cerea isn't pure and innocent, and knows anything about reproduction at all

I recall one user theorizing that centaurs have a multi chambered uterus that starts in the human half and then moves to the horse half when they get big enough.

Not all waifus are pure and innocent, user.

Especially yours.

Not Too Rough, it's one of those "holding hands 2lewd" memes.

Yeah, I know.

>get married
>cut cake
>baby appears

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This person is a cheeky prankster

>liking cucktaurs

Lolis and catgirls are both miracles of the universe

Combine them and wondrous impossibilities become your new reality

Wait, did the MC of that show seriously hook up with the centaur in the end? Or is this just shitty fanfiction?

Its porn. Have no fear

Sauce for the doujin?

seconding
why are there so few good centaur doujins?

Wasn't there a scene in the manga where Centoria fantasized something like that though?

Centaur yome, its under artist cg if you dont have that enabled

Nope, actually. Basically centaur chick has a bit of a rebellious phase, leaves home or something and starts going all ganguro.

The guy saves her when she's cornered in an alley by some folks who're gonna rape themselves some Horse Pussy. She goes home with him, and eventually shotgun-wedding.

It's mostly lovey-dovey sex.

The art style are completely different. The fuck do you think?

Yes, in fact is the fantasy. It's just been colored.

My best guess is a lot of artists dont wanna be bothered with drawing the horsebody so much, but yeah its a shame. Finding deer centaur doujins and other variations is even harder, theres only a couple.

g.e-hentai.org/g/983389/2234ed528c/

That woman does not look happy to be there.

Centaur Yome!

>deer body
I've never seen it but I now really want to

Five weeks ago she was a terrorist.
Five minutes ago she was a terrorist who was falling for a detective.
Now she's a detective's bride.

The whiplash was severe.

Yeah.

When it's done right it's pretty fucking cool. Also, deer antlers make a neat alternative to the usual bull or goat horns on your magical character / outsider of choice.

Say no more ohana
exhentai.org/g/845116/d1eda1f3be/

Yes...until the DM kill them.

Deer and elk girls are cute.

Yes, but she lives with the ex-wife who divorced me, and was cheating on me with my best friend. Convinced our daughter that the whole reason that she was cheating was because I was working too much...for the military, on boarder patrol keeping out orcs. That obviously I didn't love them because I would go to work so they could have freedom, and safety.

Sproink being a thing makes finding a descent amount of such stuff easier. I don't know whats so enticing about those speckled butts and puffy little tails.

>girl
>antlers

You may want to think about this a little more, user.

Shhhhh.

We're playing imagination.

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