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My comfort is that I would have heard rumors of that given my work if it was actually a real thing.

My suffering is that I have heard rumors that are about that level of soul crushing.

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I heard tales about this many times, but reading the actual thing somehow makes it much less believable. Like, this guy writes like a 13 year old trying to pass as an edgy doctor rather than an actual doctor and some parts dont even make sense.

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>I have heard rumors that are about that level of soul crushing.
okay, I suspect that this is bait, and I'm certain I'll regret asking, but... what rumours?

Well...I heard from 3 different friends that there were places on the deep web where people could actually buy 'Dollified' girls as slaves. And they mentioned the details of the quadruplet amputation and other stuff.

Since they were friends from different circles and they weren't likely to have learned from each other since they didn't even knew the same people I just assume there was indeed such horrible thing somewhere on earth. But then I read this and I see that's exactly where it came from and I wonder how they fell for it...Or why this would be somewhere in the deep web.

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It makes me sick that some fucked up sack of shit wrote this. It makes me even more sick that anyone would ever spread it around. Fuck you man, fuck you.

The bad writing is some comfort though. Like you can see the guy viciously masturbating in his black sabbath t-shirt while giggling to himself about how much his dad would hate him if he saw it.

>What do you think of FATAL user?

How can one judge the quality of creepypasta? Is it the idea? The buildup? The amount of times it gets reposted or spread as fact? The prose? Whether or not it has spelling errors?

Perhaps it can only be judged on the intensity of the reaction it creates.

The one posted is far too blunt and over-the-top for me to be even slightly irked by it, regardless of content. It's shit because it's trying too damn hard. In fact, the line about "you wouldn't believe the evil that some people get up to, user! It's sickening! Anyway, onto my process for making living dolls..." actually made me smirk a bit. I seriously doubt the writer knew well enough to try comic relief to break up the spoops, especially because this one comes right at the beginning before all of the meat.

>How can one judge the quality of [entertainment product]?

>please rate the quality of this entertainment product on a scale below.

Hot off the presses

>Creepypastas always get unanimously 1/10 or 1000000/10 due to focus groups either pretending to be jaded or virtue signalling.

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Pastas are always shit, it's just that some people have extremely low standards.

eh, 1/1000 pastas are decent.

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>regrets

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ROFLMAO

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>I am above such pedestrian distractions as cheesy amateur attempts at horror flash fiction which are uniquely characteristic of the anonymous Laosian Shadowpuppets board I choose to waste my time on.

I hate the internet, sometimes, but I don't think I'll ever be able to hate it as much as it hates itself.

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>I hate the internet, sometimes, but I don't think I'll ever be able to hate it as much as it hates itself.

-Anonymous

That crap is quotable

Brilliant!

I never said I didn't have low standards myself. You can enjoy killer klowns from outer space and still acknowledge it was a bad movie.

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Considering what the "deep web" supposedly is, human trafficking isn't exactly big potatoes in my mind. Guess I'm just a wee bit numbed.

That came from a snuff/torture porn onion called Scream Bitch Scream, I remember seeing the original post.

But don't feel too bad. Even the regs on that shit laughed at home comically bad that piece of one handed typing was.

You guys are just taking internet urban legends way to serious. Stop referring to your fellow neckbeards you only know from Skype as 'work contacts'. Actual agents are well aware there is not some slave market on tor and if there was it's not some weird fucking mind control out of bad porn stories.

Real sex slaves are found in third world whore houses, ISIS strong holds, or in very small word of mouth circles who don't have a fucking website on tor or otherwise. Tor isn't even close to a secret, and if you try to sell something illegal online you're just going to have a government employee buy it and then send a SWAT team back to where ever you sent it from. The only reason the drug sites last as long as they do is because the CIA and NSA give no fucks about drugs.

Slaves and guns and assassins are a different matter though.

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>disdain for pinks.png

Absolutely disgusting.

I must know more.

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Hah! Tell me, Veeky Forums, is InCase our guy?

I'm really upset at incase over all these short bitches, as opposed to traps getting gangbanged, which is what got me into his/her art to begin with.

And they say that Chameleon would never work in a Spider-Man movie.

Besides Alfie he's running two or three other stories in parallel - one is about alien with cute horns and one about some demon summoning gone lewd. Just do your research before judging.

True. It's all Alfie updates. When are we gonna see the aftermath of that massive futa Orgy at the club already?

>When are we gonna see the aftermath of that massive futa Orgy at the club already?
The one where the tattooed chick got turned into a demon? That ended.

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>cross knuckles

This needs to be a thing in modern fantasy.

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen in one of these threads. Thanks for the laugh, I needed it.

So it did. Thanks user.

It used to be a bird eat bird world, man.

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>Wife's face
Every time.

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killer klowns is a B movie masterpiece though
it's pretty self-aware too

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Dare I ask for sauce?

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I wouldn't really call it a bad movie.

It was just the right balance of tongue in cheek without getting into the winking at the camera shit, and it still manages to have some pretty tense moments.

Nyaruko: Crawling with Love! It's a generic harem comedy anime, except every other line and a lot of the visuals are Lovecraft puns, sometimes impressively obscure ones.

>Hastur has cat ears in the top image too

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>cat ears
Holy shit I've seen this 1000 times and didn't notice.

Bonus points: Two PCs, now a couple, in one of my games actually met when one pickpocketed the other

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I did not love this movie. And I don't have a single good fucking reason why I felt that way. It was still entertaining, but it was missing something like it need more comedic timing or something. It was played too straight.

I did love it, but I understand why you feel that way.

Didn't they do this scene in Stargate Atlantis?

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Source?

>Magician vs. Street Sam

The Strain, I think.

Thanks.

I JUST saw this movie like 6 hours ago. It was fun. Very fun.

>alien with cute horns

I AM INTRIGUED

Oh wait, are we talking about Xenobiology?

The Strain TV Series.

What actually ignited this? The spinning blades? Sudden contact with oxygen?

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