These guys are a D&D adventuring party

>Only objection, Charlie would somehow munchkin the fuck out of his cleric and derail Dennis's entire campaign by manipulating Frank's desire for chaos, Dee's wish fulfillment, and Mac's obsession with being badass.
Seconded

Dennis
>Rogue, maxed out in charisma skills. The game is at his house and he is always kissing the DM's ass

Charlie
>Fighter
Only natural.

Mac
>wizard who always picks the lamest spells and doesn't know the rules for them. Wields a sword and insists he can melee as well as a fighter because "look at Gandalf in LotR".

>Aarakocra Sorcerer
>Dwarf Barbarian
kek

NE Rogues with very bad stats

>Rogue

This is correct

But this one is slightly more correct