What kind of D&D character are you?

Neutral good human wizard
Level 2

Questions are usually like:

I...
1. Am a Physical God
2. Am Gold Medal Olympic Athlete
3. Have intensive workout training
4. Am As weak as rotting wood

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What disillusioned you buddy

I've always found some of these questions hard to answer, like the stuff about 'family elders' and 'the nation is at war, do you defend it to your last breath or become an enemy spy?', am I supposed to think about this in a real life context or a fantasy one?

Think of the perspective of a civvie.

Also,
True Neutral Elf Druid/Sorcerer (2nd/2nd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 10
Dexterity- 17
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 11
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 15

Why am i elf and sorcerer? I ought to be a ranger myself.

There should be more nuance in these questions.

Lawful Good Human Bard/Sorcerer (2nd/1st Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 12
Constitution- 15
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 11

>Bard/Sorcerer
>Average Cha
Wut

Neutral Good Human Ranger/Rogue (1st/1st Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 10
Dexterity- 10
Constitution- 10
Intelligence- 11
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 11

Kind of disappointed, was hoping for a proper caster.

I can dig it.

Though I am curious what determines your level.

Age mostly.

Neutral Good Elf Paladin/Cleric (1st/1st Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 9
Dexterity- 11
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 17
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 14

Looks like I've got the wrong attributes for my classes. Hopefully this is Pathfinder where there is probably some bullcrap archetype that casts off of INT I can use.

Chaotic Neutral Human Wizard (4th Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 12
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 9

Back in the day (something like 5 or 6 years ago) I used be LG human wizard.

My friend got ranger/sorcerer and I can't think of a character from anything to describe that class combo to him, any ideas?

Neutral Good Human Cleric (1st level)

Strength - 12
Dexterity - 14
Constitution - 9
Intelligence - 17
Wisdom - 11
Charisma - 13

Lawful Neutral Human Wizard (1st Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 10
Dexterity- 11
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 15
Wisdom- 11
Charisma- 8

I tried to be as much of an asshole to myself as possible.

Lawful Neutral Human Wizard (2nd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 10
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 15
Charisma- 12

This seems to be about as accurate as a generator of this type is going to get.

Chaotic Neutral Halfling Rogue (2nd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 15
Constitution- 15
Intelligence- 15
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 14

Sounds about right.

Uryū Ishida from Bleach?

Pokkle from Hunter x Hunter.

Guess I'm an ineffectual monk

True Neutral Human Monk/Druid (2nd/2nd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 14
Dexterity- 12
Constitution- 15
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 11

It sucks that my Wisdom is average...

Lawful Good Human Monk (3rd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 18
Constitution- 15
Intelligence- 12
Wisdom- 18
Charisma- 12

why the fuck do owl bears post here.
this is a human board

Wow, dude, no need to be speciesist. What's next, orcs can't use our brothels?

Neutral Good Human Paladin (4th Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 14
Dexterity- 16
Constitution- 15
Intelligence- 15
Wisdom- 15
Charisma- 13

Eh, close enough, I'd say fighter rather than Paladin.

According to this, my Int's dropped by 1 and my alignment went from NG to N since the last time I took it.

>tfw strictly NPC material

Neutral Good Human Paladin/Cleric (3rd/2nd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 19
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 19
Intelligence- 11
Wisdom- 15
Charisma- 18

The kind that pisses my DM off because I'm apparently "bad at roleplay" and a "cancer to the playgroup" like fuck off Tom just because my character has 9 INT doesn't mean that I shouldn't be able to come up with a brilliant plan to save my playgroup. Fuck.

A'right

>5th Level.
>Strength- 19
>Constitution- 19

You're either that guy, or this test is shit.

True Neutral Human Paladin/Bard (1st/1st Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 15
Wisdom- 16
Charisma- 12

Think I would be a Wizard more than a Paladin but whatever.

>2nd Level True Neutral Human Wizard
god I'm so fucking milquetoast

They asked me if I liked going to the gym.

I like going to the gym.

Though I can't vouch for the veracity of the test.

Also paladin/cleric split with 15 wisdom is doing nobody any favors hahah

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>True Neutral Paladin
You can't even be a True Neutral Paladin. What would you even be upholding?

Punchfighter. Not bad.

Love me some Punching.

No, but that 18 Charisma gives him some beast bonuses to saves, as well as giving him high enough Wis for 5th level spells.

He's the type to buff himself even more buff than he is, and kick major ass.

You'd violently enforce your neutrality .v

That's actually moderately useful. Buff your Int when you hit 4th level, and you're not awful.

Paladin of Balance, maybe?

>"Sire! the evil lich lord just stormed the kingdom and your family was caught in the calateral damage!"

>"What?! Eh, he probably had his reasons."

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True Neutral Human Sorcerer/Rogue (1st/1st Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 8
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 13
Wisdom- 8
Charisma- 13

Guess I'm just an NPC somebody took with leadership to carry their shit, read scrolls and do skillmonkey shit that doesn't require dex.

Feelsbadman.

Well, that turned out almost exactly how I thought it would. Although, I'm not totally sure if I'm 4th level, but whatever.

Where my Sorcs at?

You Are A:
Lawful Neutral Elf Wizard (4th Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 10
Dexterity- 14
Constitution- 13
Intelligence- 17
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 12

Shit, I'm a treefucker, at least I got decent stats though.

The fuck is a hood?

Someone from a ghetto.

Get on my level.

Welp

A gangsta. As in the derogatory term "Hood Rat".

You old minmaxing grognard faggot. Either that or a liar.

I'm getting on a bit but it's not nice to call me old, I'm also not minmaxing, not quite sure how I ended up with 18 charisma, High int makes sense to me but the cha is a total mystery.

True Neutral Human Ranger (3rd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 14
Dexterity- 16
Constitution- 16
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 14
Charisma- 15

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What the fuck? How does everybody have all these ludicrous stats and levels? You guys are lying for sure.

It asks vague as fuck questions without any real scale. The only accurate test would be a fitness test + mental aptitude tests + psych visits + sensory tests
I got pretty high stats yet I was making sure I didn't claim anything too ridiculous.

Neutral Evil Human Sorcerer (2nd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 15
Constitution- 15
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 16
Charisma- 12

Wow, I'm the first evil in the thread.

here. I answered everything as truthfully as possible. For example on all of the strength questions I took the second from the bottom.

This makes no sense.

Well, part of it is the hobbies we enjoy tend to attract a certain profile. Great Attention to detail, above average inteligence, analytical minds, fantastic problem solving skills. So high INT stats are going to be more common.

There's also the social aspect to related hobbies. Can't really war game without another person. (Or you could, but it's too sad), so 10- 15 CHA scores shouldn't be too uncommon.

As for the rest, it varies just like any other demographic. I haven't seen anything outside of the realm of possibility. And there will always be statistical outliers.

I must've fucked up somewhere. these are the stats cheaters start with.

>True Neutral Human Sorcerer (3rd Level)

>Ability Scores:
>Strength- 15
>Dexterity- 15
>Constitution- 17
>Intelligence- 11
>Wisdom- 17
>Charisma- 16

Str is a bit too high. Should probably be knocked down a point or two. Could stand for Con to get a knock down and while upping Wis.but pretty much on the money

I was a smart kid growing up, so I thought I would be a wizard. but Hey I've always gone for more balanced characters. And I guess I'm just not an asshole for the most part. so that explains why evil is down. Chaos is mostly down because I don't actively fight any institution or government.

Ranger is still odd to me, but I can dig it as a Protecting home, instead of avenging. And being flexible is always highly valued. Fight smarter not harder as they say.

Lvl. 1 commoner.

Bow down plebs.

>two levels wasted on fighter

Psh, nah, how bout you bow down first?

He could be going into an Eldritch Knight build? But he's probably just a liar.

>Wasted
>5e Fighter
Psh

Lawful Neutral Elf Wizard (2nd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 12
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 13
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 12

I always knew I was pretentious, but not by this much.

welp didnt expect sorcerer but ill take free power

True Neutral Human Wizard (2nd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 12
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 11

You Are A:

Neutral Good Human Ranger (1st Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 14
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 10
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 9

My, what a jack-of-all-trades caster.

True Neutral Human Druid/Wizard (2nd/2nd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 13
Intelligence- 11
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 11

Huh. Wasn't really expecting that.

Huh, guess I'm no Einstein, but these aren't bad stats to have at all.

>15 CON
>Sorcerer/Bard
Wut is right, user.

a'ight

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It gives me hope for this place that we only have 1 Evil so far.

Somehow this test always says I'm CE wizard, and I've tried it several times over the span of many years.
The CE part is probably true, I'm mildly sociopathic.

I can't help but notice that my stats seem to be well below average compared to everyone else's.

Are all you fa/tg/uys being honest with the test, or am I just a sub-par human being even by Veeky Forums standards?

I assume fantasy context since there's no 'Hide under your bed bawling like an infant & soiling yourself in fear' option; which is definitely what I would do in real life if there were ever a chance of me having to fight in an actual war.

Neutral Good Human Rogue (2nd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 11
Charisma- 13

Huh, guess my habit of playing pretty much every class as a rogue/problem solver type has a basis somewhere.

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You might have low self-esteem, but it's possible that you really are a weak, clumsy, frail, oblivious asshole of normal intelligence.

You allow Orcs in your brothels? No wonder you have such a Half-Orc problem.

lol

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Psssh… Nothin Personnel.

Well, I personally am in the military, work out daily, am quick to learn new stuff, and am a natural leader. So it sorta makes sense. My charisma might be a one or two points too high, but otherwise this seems to be pretty accurate.

>Lawful Good Human Ranger/Sorcerer (2nd/2nd Level)
>Ability Scores:
>Strength- 12
>Dexterity- 14
>Constitution- 13
>Intelligence- 16
>Wisdom- 14
>Charisma- 17

heh im a piece of shit

Chaotic good Human Paladin/Sorcerer

2 levels in both

Str-14
Dex-16
Con-16
Int-14
Wis-15
Cha-16

I mean I am a very active union organizer.

Makes sense.

Lawful Neutral Human Cleric (2nd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 18
Dexterity- 12
Constitution- 16
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 15
Charisma- 17

>tfw missed paladin and good by 2 points

>modern unions
>good
kek