The Horus Heresy: A song

OKAY.

*muffled screaming and crying that's totally not monkey screeches*

HERE WE
HERE WE
HERE WE GO

SO THEY'RE FINALLY HERE
GRIMDARKING FOR YOU
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS
YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO

PUT YOUR GAUNTLETS TOGETHER
IF YOU WANT TO CLAP
AS WE TAKE YOU THROUGH
THIS PRIMARCH RAP
HUH!

H H
HERESY

What the fuck is this autistic bullshit?

HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH
YOU KNOW HIM WELL
HE'S COME TO TERRA
TO WREAK SOME HELL

HIS WARP FLAME BOLT GUN CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
IF HE SHOOTS YA, IT'S GONNA HURT
HE'S BIGGER, FASTER, AND STRONGER TOO
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE CHAOS CREW
HUH

H H
HERESY
H H
HERESY IS HERE

THIS PRIMARCH'S GOT STYLE
SO LISTEN UP FOOLS
HE CAN GET REAL HIGH
TO SUIT HIS MOOD
HE'S SEXY AND HORNY CUZ HE NEEDS TO BE
HE CAN SHRUG OFF BOLTERS
AND SUMMON DAEMONS

IF YOU CHOOSE HIM
YOU'LL NOT CHOOSE WRONG
WITH A FLICK OF HIS HAIR
HE'S ONE HOT SON
HUH!

It doesn't rhyme but I'm laughing. Continue, OP

H H
HERESY

HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
THIS PRIMARCH HAS A FUNNY FACE
HE CAN DOOMBOLT
WHEN HE NEEDS TO
AND RUN TO THE WARP
TO SUIT HIS MOOD

I eagerly await OP.

DESTROY FENRIS
JUST LIKE A HUGE FOOL
THIS BETRAYED SON JUST HATES THIS TUNE
HUH!

H H
HERESY
H H
HERESY IS HERE

HE'S BACK AGAIN AND ABOUT TIME TOO
AND THIS TIME, HE'S IN A MOOD
HE CAN BUILD REAL HIGH TO MAKE HIS FORTRESSES
WITH HIS TURRETS OUT
HE'S ONE TOUGH SON

...

H H
HERESY

FINALLY HE'S HERE FOR YOU
IT'S ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE CHAOS CREW
THIS SON'S SO ANGRY, IT ISN'T FUNNY
MAKE A COMMISSAR
CRY OUT FOR EMPSY!
CAN FUCK UP A PLANET WITH RELATIVE EASE
MAKES PLEASING KHORNE SEEM SUCH A BREEZE

HE MAY NOT MOVE
OUT OF THE WARP
BUT THIS SON'S
A BIG PISSED OFF GUY
HUH!

C'MON LORGAR
TEMPT 'EM WITH THE TRUTH

For you

KHORNE'S PISSED, TZEENTCH PLANS, NURGLE HE SMELLS
SLAANESH DOES DRUGS AND FUCKS REALLY WELL
AW YEAH

KHORNE'S PISSED, TZEENTCH PLANS, NURGLE HE SMELLS
SLAANESH DOES DRUGS AND FUCKS REALLY WELL
*FANFARE*

AW YEAH
K-*record skip*

someone cap this shit

Love the ending. Great job OP.

Loved it OP

Sorry I couldn't throw Mortarion, alpharius/omegon, or Konrad Kurze in, there's only 5 kongs +kranky in the song

What the fuck

Wat