The Horus Heresy: A song

OKAY.

*muffled screaming and crying that's totally not monkey screeches*

HERE WE
HERE WE
HERE WE GO

SO THEY'RE FINALLY HERE
GRIMDARKING FOR YOU
IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS
YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO

PUT YOUR GAUNTLETS TOGETHER
IF YOU WANT TO CLAP
AS WE TAKE YOU THROUGH
THIS PRIMARCH RAP
HUH!

H H
HERESY

What the fuck is this autistic bullshit?

HE'S THE LEADER OF THE BUNCH
YOU KNOW HIM WELL
HE'S COME TO TERRA
TO WREAK SOME HELL

HIS WARP FLAME BOLT GUN CAN FIRE IN SPURTS
IF HE SHOOTS YA, IT'S GONNA HURT
HE'S BIGGER, FASTER, AND STRONGER TOO
HE'S THE FIRST MEMBER OF THE CHAOS CREW
HUH

H H
HERESY
H H
HERESY IS HERE

THIS PRIMARCH'S GOT STYLE
SO LISTEN UP FOOLS
HE CAN GET REAL HIGH
TO SUIT HIS MOOD
HE'S SEXY AND HORNY CUZ HE NEEDS TO BE
HE CAN SHRUG OFF BOLTERS
AND SUMMON DAEMONS