Quickly Veeky Forums, I need a derogatory name for someone who wants to fuck gnomes halflings and dwarves!!

Quickly Veeky Forums, I need a derogatory name for someone who wants to fuck gnomes halflings and dwarves!!

Also: General fantasy insult thread go

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Well, it'd make sense that you'd go after those half the size of the average woman, seeing as you're probably half the average length.

'Pint'er for going after the half-pints.

Just call them a pedophile.

Gnomeboner

Pedos in denial.

Cork-cock. Because one's cock must be short and stubby like a bottle cork for one to take interest in short stacks.

a fine and educated gentleman

all of you are plebs, shortstacks are the best

Bonus points for indirectly insulting gnomes, halfings, and dwarves by infantilizing them here.

I like these, too.

Midge-dick

For dwarves maybe a shovel-cock or gold miner or something, I dunno.

Shorty-shagger

A man of taste

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"stump humper", or just "stumper"

>gnome-fucker
>halfling-fucker
>dwarf-fucker

fuck I'm good

Knob Goblin

Gimmie some insults for elves who bang humans!

Elves don't insult those people directly, half-elf kids are insult enough.

There was a short, blonde girl at my work. She isn't there anymore, and we became really good friends.

She was actually a shortstack, truth be told. Got even cuter when she got glasses

Anyway, she also, despite her rather tight figure LOVED to eat.

So I started calling her "Hoe-bit", as she was short, was shortstack, loved to eat, and said that once she saw the LOTR movies that the concept of an 11th breakfast sounded divine.

So yes. Hoebit. :)

(I was looking for a pic of her, as, well, Veeky Forums likes that sort of thing, but they all have her with her husband in it and I don't want to cause anymore neckbeard frustration)

Seriously, she's, like, 5 feet even. A bit tall for a Hoebit, but...ya know, still a Hoebit.

Half-breeders.

"Half of one thing and all of nothing".

Race Traitor.

I name them friend and mah nigga

So a "Woolie"

post them you piece of shit

No. You will cry and fap bitterly using your own tears as lube

Though I'll relent if enough people ask

I thought that dog wanted me to fuck her.

Don't post people's personal stuff on anonymous message boards.

Why not? People do that anyway.

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Ach, I suppose it is immoral and unethical, yuh?
Hm.

What about shorties that chase tall women? Mountain climbers?

Short-packer
Diminutive-dicker
Wee-wanker

Nigga, my mom was a shortstack and BELOW 5 feet.

>Wee-wanker
9/10 laughed harder than I should've

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Um...

How...how do you feel about your mum?

Also fug it, pics?

>human girl with dog ears, tail and fur

>a dog

coal burner :^)

Are you going to stop me, Millennial cuck?

Not him, but the mods Crack down on that pretty fucking hard. It's why I haven't released VirtualOptim's email address to the public.

Dude, you're not even me you fucking wanker.

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I...

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I almost want to say that's an exception, but no. I guess there are no exceptions.

Hell, "half-cock" would be pretty good.

This isn't Shadman you're talking to, man.

Underrated post.

No recommendations for the ones that you mentioned.

However, for Kobolds, I'm a fan of "Gem-Licker"

>tell me about your mozzer
I was always amazed that she managed to look 30 (at oldest) all the way through her fifties. The girl I ended up with looked a little bit like her but acted more like my dad.

>Dude, you're not even me you fucking wanker.
Don't take the bait.

Who knows, I might be Shadman.

I'm not, but you don't know that.
Not posting pics either, though.

Just find that shitty webcomic about the Asian chick who does nothing but complain about Asian guys dating white girls.

>>tell me about your mozzer
we're onto you, Sigmund

>Not posting pics

Fucking faggot I bet she's ugly

j/k, I know, it's your mom. Most stable people wouldn't do that to their mom

Source?
Post some.

Fool! You can't possibly understand the power of the Millennial Cuck!

Manlets is insult enough regardless of their preferences

Dude he lives in Canada, not a lot of black girls there lmao

That doesn't excuse him for selling humanity out for green alien goo and a boost jump

Stump thumper.

Based.

God dammit you got to it before me.

Like Cookie Thumper?

Yes, very similar.

Daai bra Anies hy's n fokken gangsta

ZEF SIDE REPRESENT

You fukken wit da best

Funny thing is, I was just building a gang of Zef sewer mutants for a campaign I'm working on. Intend to have them show up to the tune of Dis iz why I'm hot.

trying to perfect the accent to better act out the characters, but holy shit is it difficult to do when you're from rural fucking america.

It's odd, I can do a good Yolandi, but a shit Ninja.

inb4 people start h8in n shiz

I find yolandi is easier to do because it's more direct, almost barking. Ninja enunciates a lot more.

At least I perfected 'motherfucker' with the rolled R.

noice

Topic summarized:

"Yo, DJ stump-thumper, you think you can fuck with something like this?"

"Yo, watchu mean, sumfin like this?"

Shorty

Fuck you OP, gobbos are fucking great

Ironically, it's written by an Asian dude

IT's been taken off the Interwebs for some time, but that's what the wayback machine is for. Full disclosure: It's just bad. It's not like hilariously bad, or anything.

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Well,
"Bard-maker"

Smurf smurfer.

what episode of what lp are you referencing?

Originally Xcom 2, but they reference it in pretty much every instance it occurs

That supple little pupper isn't really making her argument...