Dark Elder Kabal creation thread

I am feeling pretty sadistic at the moment, so let's make a DEldar kabal

1d4chan.org/wiki/Dark_Eldar_Kabal_Creation_Tables

>Kabal Age (d10)

Rolled 3 (1d10)

Ok I'll bite.

Young (1 - 2,500 years old)

Looks like we are some new kids on the block.

>Current Archon (d10)

Rolled 8 (1d10)

I'm actually in the process of making up an army I fluffed with these tables. I love the DEldar.

Haemonculus or Succubus of an "allied" Coven or Kult

Oh, neat!

>Archon Personality (d10, roll twice and add for really colorful results)

Rolled 10 (1d10)

Insane plz

Curious: "These grey-skinned creatures; send a raiding party to one of their worlds. I wish to know if their foreheads can be used for something useful." -Universal Commorite response to discovery of the Tau.

>The Archon is driven by curiosity about the universe more than anything else.

Ok, one more roll on that table

Rolled 7 (1d10)

second roll
curiously insane plz

Hatred: "I am going to kill you, and all of your Dracons, and all of your Trueborn children, and all of your favored courtesans, and all of your slaves, and..." -Speech delivered by the Archon of the Shadowed Seekers Kabal shortly before escaping an assassination attempt by the Archon of the Woeful Tides Kabal; the full list included 213, 897 items.
The Archon is motivated by vengeance or a deep-seated hatred.

Ok so our Haemonculus/Succubus is curious, but he is driven by hatred

>Kabal Origin (d12)

Rolled 12 (1d12)

so less "what is this?" and more "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!"

Spiritual reasons (e.g followers of a Dark Muse's teachings)

We religious an' shiiet

>Kabal Demeanour (d8)

Rolled 9 (1d12)

If it's a Succubus, maybe she's curious to find someone who can best her but hates the fact no one can yet. Kinda like Artimisia in the second 300 movie.

If it's a haemoculus, it's the same thing except he's trying to find/make the perfect organism?

Rolled 7 (1d8)

Wheels Within Wheels - Feints, ruses, decoys, false-flags: this Kabal's plans always seem impossibly unpredictable and confusing to their foes and rivals.

*webways behind you* psst, just as planned kid *slits your throat*

>Kabal Flaw (d8)

Rolled 7 (1d8)

Rolled 1 (1d8)

Forbidden Pact - The Kabal has had dealings with another power that would earn it the wrath of the rest of their race if this was revealed.

The plot thickens...

>Territory Location (d10)

Rolled 8 (1d10)

Trying my luck. 8 get!

8 got

Non-Eldar Xenos camp

May the Emperor guide your rolls user

>Territory Condition (d100)

Rolled 78 (1d100)

hundred plz

Decaying

Looks like we got some work to do

>Kabal Tactics (d10)

Rolled 5 (1d10)

Rolled 9 (1d10)

Performance Art: Speed
Speed is key, but capture specialists came a close 2nd

>Kabal Resource (d100)
Get something cool now

...

Rolled 65 (1d100)

Let's see if it actually works this time

Owned Arena

"Are you not entertained?!"

>Kabal Signature Weapon (d10)

Rolled 10 (1d10)

...

Ok, so we can choose one thing from 1-9

>Splinter weapons
>Close combat
>Blaster weapons
>Slave hunting focus
>Jet bikes
>Mandrake herders
>Heavy weapons
>Wrack lovers
>Trueborn snob pain dealers

I say Close Combat.

Also, for some reason I find the idea of this Succubus being told that some day she'll meet a Xenos that is her equal in combat and that when she does she has to marry him or something to gain ultimate power in some prophecy, but is totally disgusted by them. So she has to go stake out a spot in this fucking human ghetto and try to find her mate, but at the same time is totally repulsed by having to be so close to them all the time.

Maybe some true love can still bloom?

Personally I'd go jet bikes.
Works with the whole "Gotta go fast thing". Also let's us have jetbike jousting.

What if we combine them, CC focused jetbikes?

Anyways, moving on with the rolls.

>Currently Not Betraying (d8)

Horrible DE love. When she finally meets a mon'keigh who is both deadly and scheme-y enough for her to really respect, it's probably gonna be something like an inquisitor. So she's gonna hound this guy across the galaxy trying to kidnap/woo him, but also hating his guts and having her hate his. He might also be trying to track her down to kill her.

But then they actually hate fuck or something. Like Mr and Mrs Smith, but 40k.

Jet bikes and other go fast aparatus
we Redline now

Rolled 5 (1d8)

An Exodite World

"Can we crash at your place for a while?"

"Sorry..bu.."

"Thanks cuz, you're the best"

>Goals? (d12)

Rolled 4 (1d12)

That's amazing.

Inscrutable/Mysterious

Fitting with out inception levels of schemes

Alright, that was the entire table. Now let's give this Kabal and it's leader a name a let us go from there

The Sanguine Shadows?
no idea what we could call their leader though

Bumping, all out of creative juice though.

Can we get a summary?

This sounds cool, I'll bite

Maybe that's both the name of the kabal and the name of it's leader

Like you've got "The Kabal of the Sanguine Shadow" and they give the title of "Sanguine Shadow to their leader.