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Why is that Jolteon high af

Sylveon: Gay As Fuck/10

Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (–1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3–8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6–8 HD (Large); 9–15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

Size/Type: Huge Ooze
Hit Dice: 4d10+32 (54 hp)
Initiative: –5
Speed: 15 ft. (3 squares)
Armor Class: 3 4 (-2 -1 size, –5 Dex), touch 3 4, flat-footed 3 4
Base Attack/Grapple: +3/+11 +7
Attack: Slam +1 +2 melee (1d6 plus 1d6 acid)
Full Attack: Slam +1 +2 melee (1d6 plus 1d6 acid)
Space/Reach: 15 ft./10 ft.
Special Attacks: Acid, engulf, paralysis
Special Qualities: Blindsight 60 ft., immunity to electricity, ooze traits, transparent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref –4, Will –4
Abilities: Str 10, Dex 1, Con 26, Int —, Wis 1, Cha 1
Skills: —
Feats: —
Environment: Underground
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 3
Treasure: 1/10th coins, 50% goods (no nonmetal or nonstone), 50% items (no nonmetal or nonstone)
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 5–12 HD (Huge Large); 13–24 HD (Gargantuan Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

Jolteon is blazed af
Flareon doesn't know where he is
Leafeon is on that mellow high

>Large
>Huge
They are Pocket Monsters mate. You could at least play around with your copypasta, ya know?

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Wailord Georg, who is 40' long, is an outlier and should not be counted.

Sameface/10

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Get out ponyfucker.

I think at least half of them are high. What's in that candy?

According to Pokemon GO, other ground up Pokemon

Contain your autism

A very accurate chart but no. This is entirely a stat thread for some magical poke-dogs.

Not the natural size of a Pikachu.

>Everything is ponies

No, user, you are the autist.

Jolteon. (Stolen from some random-ass site)


Small Magical Beast (Electricity, Shapechanger)
Hit Dice: 7d8+21 (52 hp)
Initiative: +12 (+4 Improved Initiative, +8 Dex)
Speed: 30 ft.
Armor Class: 22 (+1 size, +8 Dex, +3 natural), touch 19, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +7/+2
Attack: Slam +14 melee (1d4-1)
Full Attack: Slam +14 melee (1d4-1)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Spell-like Abilities
Special Qualities: Adaptive, Always In Fashion, Resistance to Electricity 20 and Sonic 10, Scent, Spell Resistance 17
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +14, Will +9
Abilities: Str 9, Dex 26, Con 17, Int 10, Wis 16, Cha 23
Skills: Knowledge (nature) +10, Use Magical Device +18, Survival +17, Appraise +6
Feats: Luck of Heroes, Dodge.

Spell-like Abilities: At will: shocking grasp. 3/day: orb of electricity[2]. 2/day: amplify[3], call lightning, expeditious retreat, glitterdust, haste, magic missile, shatter, sound burst.
Cast as a sorcerer of a caster level equal to its hit dice.

Good to see sylveon looking happy, considering the only other pic of it I have is this bit of depression.

There's a sequel to that picture.