How do you wake up the Beast in your setting TG?

How do you wake up the Beast in your setting TG?

Break the seals, the Beast will rise from the sea.

Holy fuck that pig is cute.

Dude piggoss are always cute.

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The 'flayers are already coming.
The Beastmen know, but men do not yet

FVCKING ACORNS!

fuck. hope nobody from GrimWyrd sees this

Given that it's actually just sleeping you would need a really loud noise to wake it up. And I mean really loud, it would take something Tunguska Event size for it to notice.
The cultists don't realize that the ancient summoning spell, created when knowledge of the beast was still fresh, is actually just a really, really big explosion.

He yelled "Hello" as loud as he could into the cave

The Beast was already woken ages past. It is not of flesh, not of bone, not even of magic. It is the world itself. It is decimating its body, endlessly fracturing and turning and spewing its white fire blood from its core. While Heroes seek to preserve it, and Madmen seek to claim it, neither are aware of the greatest threat.

Beware the world.

I wanna pet pig, but I bet they're pretty high-maintenance.

Fall asleep in the eye of the hurricane, and wake it from it's dream.

The Dreamer Beneath will awaken on its own unless someone uses an artifact to go into its mind and kills the nightmare that threatens to wake it up.

The World Serpent can be awakened by killing half of the Dragons in the setting or by closing all of the worldwounds that continue its deathless sleep.

Pigs are also cannibals and will attempt to eat you if you stop moving for awhile. I remember a guy around where I live murdered some people and nearly got away with it by feeding the bodies to his pigs.

Better to just let him sleep.

Naaah, I'm pretty sure piggies are just adorable and perfect in every way forever. I know that because they're cute.

It is was already awaken, destroyed half of a world and killed by nuking it so hard so it kill the rest of the world. Whole world now is giant cemetery.

Players don't know it yet, but they are playing as a ghost, just reliving their lives for several decades already. Everything and everyone they know is long dead. They can't pass into heaven or hell - the Beast ate them.

You never was on a farm, do you?

So when do they get to ghost-nuke the Beast's ghost to get to the next level of the campaign where they ghost-nuke purgatory and crash it into hell to ghost-nuke satan?

They have to get out from the Beast before it will be nuked again. Until then, the cycle continues.
After it, I dunno. They will be properly reincarnated I guess.

Leave sleeping dogs where they lie, ay?

>You never was on a farm, do you?
Once, in kindergarten. Around the time I learned about verb agreement.

Everyone knows all cute animals are faultless. The only bad thing a pig's ever done is sell Boxer to buy a cask of whiskey.

Remove one of the six spears pinning it to the ground. Or maybe they're javelins. I'm not really clear on the distinction.

Spell casts to knock on the door to the Beast's sealed chamber.

>>Door is an active volcano.
>>Knocks on door with a meteor.

Pursue the path of universal alteration. The last to do it was the godlike Obsidian Emperor, and all that is left of him is a 100 mile glass crater in what was once the middle of a mountain range and a decaying, headless empire, full of primal machines running down to nothing.

It's trying to awaken, but the sun still blares its hateful light- keeping the beasts parent-sibling in their prisons of flesh.

Wake up. Please. Find a dark place, away from the gaze of that terrible celestial foe, and free yourself. Become what you were meant to be.

Wake up.

Please...

He will wake, when he is grown.

When he was a fresh hatchling, he was awake, seeking a place to rest- he was then the thing they call Tarrasque. Now he grows, down there in the dark.

>How do you wake up the Beast in your setting TG?

The highest-tier endworld beast is woken using an ancient artifact.

I don't expect that to actually happen though.

Accidently.

I'm fine with that.

Place her inside a half-drow girl and let rise for 21 years. If the BBEG finally awakens to her full potential, it's pretty much Game Over.

Mate that's not cannibalism

They eat other pigs as well.

>How do you wake up the Beast
Lezdom porn always seems to do the trick.

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Pigs are so delicious they can't help it.

>How do you wake up the Beast in your setting TG?

Pollution.

Might sound cliche, but it loves gobbling up all the easily available heavy metals, chemicals, organic waste, and other pollutants as opposed to having to huff through mountains or forests to find the unrefined stuff.

After it's had it's fill of civilization it takes a big shit rich in purified minerals and vitamins before burrying itself back underground to go back to sleep until it can't resist the delicious industrial waste of another generation.

Such is the circle of life.

>Wake the Beast
>Has enough morning wood to end nations

That pig is happier and more snug than most other beings in the galaxy.

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You don't.

The Beast is already awake.

My clansmate

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>My girlfriend has a pig.

Thank you, now I can no longer sleep peacefully.

Aww. Pictures?