EDH/Commander general

Here's the deck as well. May need heavy tweaking.

tappedout.net/mtg-decks/beast-revels/

list? I'm building one too

The trick is to mill a few at a time if you want zombie tokens. Phenax is only around 3, and can target yourself. If you can give them haste, maybe with the lightning greaves, thousand-year elixir, or coridant crossroads, then you got a good engine going.

Sultai ascendency and as many dredge cards as you can fit work wonders.

Extractor demon is ok, he mills you when ever something dies and can unearth

Nix Weaver and splinter fright are also pretty reliable, splinter fright getting bigger as the game goes

Jarad's orders let's you get a zombie token from the Entomb half, which is just icing on the cake since it tutors a creature to hand also

Dread summons and Lilliana's indignation are good, since they either get you a bunch more zombies or make a player loose a handful of life if you have the mana

To go big or go home, I recommend Mirror-Mad Phantasm. He is 65 cents and I have used him to easily mill dozens of cards in a turn. I once milled out and won on Laboratory Maniac on turn 6 with this bastard

tappedout.net/mtg-decks/dreadful-dredge/
You can cut down some of this of you want and idea. I might throw a few more counters in it to protect the combo

>nothing to grope
>nowhere to stick it
>get poked by sharp metal when spooning

how can this be the new /edh/ waifu

baka

>can't touch her
>always want what you cant have
>wouldn't be able to touch her if she was flesh anyways
>can't be fucked therefore she is perfect maiden
>perfect for socially awkward virgins

how did it take them this long to print the perfect waifu bait.

tappedout.net/mtg-decks/24-11-16-thunderdome/

Could I get some input on this list? It's mono red with Krazuul at the helm. I'm going for a punishment theme and forcing combat. My group is too slow and I'm trying to speed them up.

>Arcum is now $15
Welcome to MTG kiddies. Hope you're wallets are ready for the sodomy.

>not wanting to rub your dick all over her etherium body
no, you're the weirdo. Look at that beautiful cold metal.

Does anyone have the Ultra Pro Satin Tower? I need to know whether it can fit a few tokens alongside a double-sleeved deck.

Also, what's the best deckbox for EDH? Hardmore: except Ultimate Guard Flip'n'Tray

>not wanting to rather fondle Atraxa's huge, supple wings

What the fuck, is that quadruple-sleeved or something?

>Atraxa
>no red
Sorry, I like my women with a little fire.

If I played a dude and his deck looked like that I would chuckle quietly every time he drew a card

And what would you cut for that red? WitchMaw best 4color.

>sen triplets is 14€ each

Are they really that popular or..?

they get you hated out of the game before they resolve

Are each of those in a top loader?

Why?

I can understand double sleeving, I have my foiled out Merieke deck double sleeved. But also in top loaders? What do you have that is so important?

Are there any Duel Commander players here? A couple guys at my LGS are thinking of making decks/bringing a few cards to swap into their EDH decks for 1v1. I'm thinking of making Vial Smasher//Kraum because Vial Smasher is actually fucking retarded and Kraum 1) gives me blue, and 2) is a beatstick. Vial Smasher honestly feels broken on paper. Turn 3 cast her, pass, Force of Will something, deal 5, untap draw, cast Gurmag Angler, swing, opponent is on 6, Bolt, pass, hold up Countersquall. Seems stupid.

Hell if I know. I just googled toploader edh. Seems like someone was trying to be edgy, but I would love to play pic related against them.

Well, I like them still. Mainly because I have a huge boner for Alara in general.

Does anyone else have to assert dominance over their Gruul decks?

I swear to god I have to throw my deck before I play it or it will only give me my dorks. Throw it in a direction, and it works fine. Gotta let those cards go everywhere.

A Mind Sculptor and whatever else he ordered using his parent's money to net-deck, then because he doesn't want anyone to know he has those, so the logical conclusion is to spend even more money making all the cards look like they're all of the same value.

The thing I love about Alara is the culture shock of the Shards merging after the Conflux depicted on cards in Alara Reborn (and to some extent on new cards like Breya).

i have a foil, i'm not a hater

but for some reason people think you're skittles and kill you first

>R, T:
because just R would be busted, right? Or did they just not want people to be dicks about it

Because then I would activate it as many times as I could every turn and I owuld quickly lose all friends.

Is it just me, or are all the new Partners kinda boring?

also, kydele has no bra

Are her eyes fingernail polish? She did that thing where a girl paints her ring finger different, and that's her eyes?

I Miracle a Bonfire of the Damned for X=5. What is its CMC on the stack?

Also, looking at Kydele, Atraxa and Yidris, does C16 have a four-arms subtheme?

>people still asking the cmc of x spells

Well, yeah. Would you wear a bra in a dress like that?

My point was that you could actually see her nipples.

How many MtG cards are there with visible nipples?

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Four of each power 9, some goyfs, and a shitload of Orinthopters and Mudholes.

I can't see them at all. Where are you looking for these nipples?

Tariel

The dress is a little see-through.

The effect is pretty unique. Timmies like that.

26

You can? I can't. Probably should be able to in a white dress that looks like it's made of layered sheer, but it seems to be completely opaque in the chest area.

1

I can see one of em maybe but definitely not both

I have many,they are my favorite kinda box. Yeah, they fit 100 double sleeved cards well, although at first due to air bubbles in a freshly double sleeved deck, it will be tight. The air bubbles go away after a few matches of play, and some time in the box, though. (I use kmc perfect fit and dragon shields for sleeves)

If you want a close up picture or anything, feel free to ask

Drop some stuff for illusionists bracers, most things cannot survive getting -8-8 and you dont need a removable creature to do it. You're missing mycoynth lattice it makes the infinate combos that breya has work better.

Have you ever gotten to a point where everyone just said "screw this game"?

When playing my Zedruu deck, I had Confusion in the Ranks out, and my opponent had Bitterblossom and Ophiomancer. Tokens and the Ophiomancer, along with everything else, got passed around like crazy for a few turns. Then my opponent activated Homeward Path and silence hit us as we all realized nobody noted who actually owns which token.

Luckily, someone played a Wrath at that point.

Goddamn bruh, I'm just getting back into Magic after about two decades away and I'm mirin the fuck outta that box.

Thanks. I am also using KMC fits + Dragon Shields.

Can you check how many extra single or double sleeved cards can you fit in alongside the deck itself? Or is it a super-tight fit?

If my opponent was eating the fuckin Jonah Hill special like in that picture I'd have my deck quad sleeved too.

I'm looking for suggestions.

This is my current Kami of the Crescent Moon. It's not finished, and I don't know if I should go full stax or go grouphug with a combo finish like a X spell with infinite mana.
tappedout.net/mtg-decks/kami-of-the-crescent-hand-size/

I'm trying to make my Sharuum deck as optimized as possible. Besides the obvious staples that are missing, such as FoW, tutors, and more fetches, what would you change in the deck? I think it currently lacks raw card advantage, and my foil Necropotence would fit in the deck once again
Decklist: tappedout.net/mtg-decks/praise-sharuum/

>I need to know whether it can fit a few tokens alongside a double-sleeved deck.

Oh, and as far as tokens go, 10 fit fine, 15 (pictured) is fine, 20 is tight,but manageable I think.

Hope I helped!

Thanks man! It looks great in the light

Yeah, In this pic theyre obviously not sleeved, but as far as sleeved tokens go, let me check

That art is fucking terrific. This shows why CGI can never hold a candle to paint.

It is beautiful.

need some suggestions for my weeb deck

tappedout.net/mtg-decks/28-11-16-way-of-the-warrior/

>Tariel
Damn son. They don't make them like that anymore. Literally.

Just traded a fuck ton of jank for this.

No idea how to build her thats not "Sharuum except not Sharuum".

Can I just run steal shit and call it a day?

10 single sleeved tokens (pictured) is a tight fit. 15 I wouldn't try. Red sleeves in pic are tokens.

Deck is double sleeved kmc/dragon shield, box is ultra pro satin tower.

I don't see nipples there either.

Excellent, thanks.

I'll probably go with 5 double-sleeved tokens, which should be very doable.

I'm not the only one who thinks her legs look way small

... right?

Wraths and Counterspells. Make it a disgusting control deck.

Don't forget they may not fit at first, those air bubbles make it pretty tough. I think 5 double sleeved tokens would fit fine though after the bubbles are pushed out

No problem

Sure! Blue to steal stuff on the battlefield, Black to steal shit from the graveyard, UB for hands and libraries, with white have a few steal spells too and covering everything between.

Left breast.

I need a good Control deck anyway. I have a Bribery laying around.

What if Esper Reanimator, though? I want to fuck people over with Jin-Gitaxias even if he defeats the purpose of hand stealing.

Liliana doesn't wear bra under skimpy top. I know for fact because I squeezed the leftest boobmeat of one of ladies cosplaying as her at Comic Con and run away.

>play gitrog
>learn about zuran orb

...

Is this the edgiest art on a Magic card?

>those fake tits
Wayne Reynolds was a mistake.

>double-sleeved tokens

y tho

Not him but I do it so they feel the same as my other cards. Probably due to autism after realizing what I just typed.

Why not? Tokens are notoriously prone to damage. I want my cards to stay pretty. It also makes them beerproof.

Vampie tokens outta Innistrad are like $4 a piece, I'm not letting those get rekt by cheeto fingers.

What the fuck

Why is this so expensive

I might still have all cards from mine in pretty good condition, maybe I should try and sell it

>not double-sleeving your tokens
What kind of barbarian are you?

>beerproof
Oh god. I have a rule at my house where no ones allowed to have drinks on the same table as the card/board games.

There have been too many 'incidents'.

Pic unrelated.

>Why is this so expensive
Because Kaalia and massively underprinted

When it comes to OOP products, "Factory sealed" is completely different to "have all cards in pretty good condition".

Because Kaalia alone is a $30 card. Also because WOTC doesn't print enough cards to keep the prices of shit from going through the roof.

They don't wanna reprint too much, the jew investors might get angry.

>They don't wanna reprint too much, the jew investors might get angry.
See also: the OP.

Poor Arcum Dagsson.

I know, but the cheapest one in mkm is still around 120€, opened. I mean, worst case scenario I keep it and put the good things in other decks

The decks are expensive because it's so fucking hard to get them sealed. You could probably save money by building them from singles.

I recently took apart my Zedruu precon and sold the expensive cards for a nice amount of store credit, and I still have some decent cards left.

Note that the Kaalia deck will get reprinted next year in the Commander Anthology. With the M15 frame.

youtu.be/xyZ8nl3dg7c?t=5m13s

>MTG cards shitty cosplay contest

>That Doran

Amazing

Yes I run a Niv Mizzet UR Chaos deck and ramped turn 3 into a possibility storm then next turn possibilitied into a thieves auction everyone scooped in response.

>responding to my post to ask for suggestions to your deck
>doesn't even try to help me

That's pretty rude.

tappedout.net/mtg-decks/16-11-16-edh-enchantress/

I like the dual commanders. Since enchantress has no good commander and there's a finite amount of enchantresses period, i've been enjoying Ravos as a stabilizer while Kydele ramps so incredibly hard with Seraph's sanctum it's crazy.

holy shit

My personal favorite

top kek

So I want to do Naya werewolves, using white for control and to keep people from flipping my doggos back over.
Any suggestions for commander?

Go Jund, you will need the reanimation spells.