Test your knowledge of Veeky Forums screencaps with these ten trivia questions!
Bonus for being the first one to post a related screencap. Re-reading the stories is disallowed (not that anyone can stop you, you pussy). All other quality screencaps are welcome additions to the thread.
The Quiz: >1. Why is "the" plural but "shark" is not? >2. Why did WHM make OMH? >3. What is one of the two strongest anecdotal weapons against demons in service to the Emperor? (Two possible acceptable answers) >4. What is the culturally accepted treatment of the worst form of wommblosis? 5. At what speed does the most densely guardsmen populated planet orbit it's star? 6. What is a name for an alternative table for use when playing Catan? 7. *CLANG* What the hell was that? 8. Who should I trust for all my desert animal needs? 9. Which is better, "The Ballad of Edgardo" or "The Tale of Allendo"? 10. What is the appropriate reward for jumping off the roof onto a trampoline to snag a lost animal? 11. Bonus Question: When is BBB a good read? Ultra-Bonus Question: WTF is an ucksock?
Carter Hall
I forgot to greentext the second half. Fuckit.
Bentley Green
3. Muh Doomguy, muh Samus, MUH DICK 4. Critical failure on Medicine check. 5. Chapter Master. 6. Do you Catan. 8. Used camels. 9. >"Tale of Allendo" ????
David Brown
You're referencing a lot of shitty stories right there.
Ryder Reyes
Technically, you got a 0.5 out of 10+ Regrettably, that means that you're winning, so far...
Nathaniel Kelly
>You're referencing a lot of shitty stories right there. Judges? ... Well, that's that. Your answer puts you in the lead at 1.0 out of 10+. Thanks for playing!
Gabriel Torres
DID I FORGET TO MENTION THE PRIZE?
Jordan Jones
Ze prize? It ez content, original content uv your choosink. Go on ignorink us now. Go. We don't need your "(you)'s".
Liam Moore
6 is that Slave Girl? 7 is the Immovable Rod 8 sounds like Crazy Hassan 4 is a trick question, explosive wommblosis is untreatable, best to put them out of their mercy.
Jonathan Wood
3. Doomguy/Samus 4. Trick question, it's untreatable, best to put them out of their misery 5. It doesn't orbit the star, it marches around it on patrol 6. Wierd dude's girlfriend/sex slave who likes it, whatever they're names were 8. Crazy Hassan
Jeremiah Martin
>6 is that Slave Girl? Trick question: inanimate objects don't deserve names. They're not people. 1pt. >7 is the Immovable Rod 1pt. >8 sounds like Crazy Hassan 1pt. >4 is a trick question 1pt.
>4. Trick question, it's untreatable, best to put them out of their misery 1pt. >5. It doesn't orbit the star, it marches around it on patrol 1pt. >6. Wierd dude's girlfriend/sex slave who likes it, whatever they're names were Trick question: inanimate objects don't deserve names. They're not people. 1pt. >8. Crazy Hassan 1pt.
We have a tie, folks!
Andrew Perry
Tie-breaker? Come on, who knows their useless Veeky Forums trivia? Whoo!
Ethan Lewis
2) He was pissed at the GM for repeatedly killing his characters. 3) A brick 6) A girl 7) Immovable Rod 8) Hassan 9) Edgardo, but I'm partial to Captain Drake.
Liam Powell
I like how it's super easy to tell that you're a dumb faggot.
Jayden Phillips
>2) He was pissed at the GM for repeatedly killing his characters. Incomplete answer: One Incomplete Point awarded until clarified >3) A brick 1 pt. >6) A girl See above: 1pt. >7) Immovable Rod 1 pt. >8) Hassan 1 pt. >9) Edgardo, but I'm partial to Captain Drake. Against my better judgement, the judges awarded you half a point. 4.5+ is the new high score!
Charles Myers
1) Los Tiberon 4)It's fatal, put them in a sack and bash them to death 5) They march 6)It has no name because it is an object 7) Uhhh, the brick that killed Kharne? 8) Crazy Hassan 9)The ballad of Edgardo 11) When helping kids learn mtg through a anime-like Tournament where everyone learns to just have fun and play ever color?
Nolan Clark
2. Revenge 3. A brick
That's all I know :/
Michael Miller
1. Los Tiburon 2. GM kept killing his characters using bullshit so he created a character with a crazy long backstory that no one would read so that he could justify doing anything 3. A brick 4. There is no treatment, put the patient in a sack and swing it against a tree 5. It marches around it on patrol 6. Slave girl, right? 7. An immovable rod 8. Crazy Hassan 9. The Ballad of Edgardo
Grayson Bailey
1 Los Tiburon? 2 Because he wanted to write a shit story about it 3 pass 4 Bashing the head against the tree as I recall 5 It doesn't orbit, it marches around it at regulated patrol speed 6 nope 7 immovable rod is fucking yawn material by now 8 Hassan is cool tho 9 shit to shit 10 pass 11 never because it's also shit
So that's 7 certainly recognized and over half of them are fucking garbage. So I'm going to presume the rest of unknowns are likely to be in that category too.
Samuel Powell
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Jace Sanders
4.placing them into a sack and smashing them into a tree Horrible disease my sister's brother's father's kid had that once
Jonathan Morales
this is the worst fucking thread on Veeky Forums that I've seen in a long time
Eli Jackson
It's recycled vomit.
Ian Price
1. no idea 2. because he was sick of his CoC DM's shit 3. THE BRICK 4. Tree-beaten sack for explosive wommblosis 5. no idea, but it's fast 6. not sure on the specifics, but "the host's girlfriend" i think will suffice 7. a truly immovable rod 8. CRAZY HASSAN 9. Edgardo is more popular, but I think Allendo is more well-liked by conoisseurs. 10. also no idea 11. never secret bonus question: you tell me
Cooper Ross
4. Put them in a sack and beat them against a tree 9. Ballad of Edgardo
John Mitchell
>1) Los Tiberon Correct reference, but you didn't answer the question, sorry. >4)Correct 1pt. >5) They march 1pt. >6)It has no name because it is an object 1 pt. >7) Uhhh, the brick that killed Kharne? 1 pt. >8) Crazy Hassan 1 pt. >9)The ballad of Edgardo I think I screwed up with this question, so I'm going to give you half a point >11)Glad someone got the bonus! 1pt. 6.5 points
Jayden Bailey
>1. Los Tiburon Correct reference, but you didn't answer the question, sorry. >2. Perfect 1 pt. >3. A brick 1 pt. >4. no treatment 1 pt. >5. It marches around it on patrol 1 pt. >6. Slave girl, right? Trick question: inanimate objects don't deserve names. They're not people. 1pt. >7. An immovable rod 1 pt. >8. Crazy Hassan 1 pt. >9. The Ballad of Edgardo 0.5 pt
7.5 points
Daniel Wood
>2 1 pt. >4 1 pt. >5 1 pt. >7 1pt. >8 1pt. >9 1pt.
Six points to the charming misanthrope
Leo White
Appreciated
Aiden Anderson
>my sister's brother's father's kid had that once A point and a kek for you user
Juan Barnes
Two points, nothing but net.
Adrian Hall
Both correct answers, you each can share a point.
Carson Roberts
>2. 1pt. >3. 1pt. >4. 1pt. >5. no idea, but it's fast Trick Question: It marches around it on patrol >6. 1pt. >7. 1pt. >8. 1pt. >9. 1pt.
>secret bonus question: you tell me Maybe later.
7 points!
Benjamin Long
1.5 points
Michael Baker
>1. Los Tiburon is not "El Tiburon" because the character has the greatness of many sharks in one body; But really because the player can't into Spanish but stuck to his story. >2. GM kept killing his characters using bullshit so WHM created a character with a crazy long backstory that no one would read so that he could justify doing anything >3. A brick; We also would have accepted "Castus Grendel" >4. There is no treatment, put the patient in a sack and swing it against a tree >5. It marches around it on patrol >6. Slave girl, but inanimate objects don't deserve names. They're not people. >7. A truly immovable rod >8. Crazy Hassan >9. Neither is good enough to be called "better". >10. A lecture. pic related >11. Bonus Answer: When it's about helping kids learn mtg through a anime-like tournament where everyone learns to just have fun and play every color.
Ultra-Bonus Answer: It's the cloth layer on the inside of an elf's mask.
Grayson Lee
>It's recycled vomit.
Daniel White
So this user won the prize of original content with a respectable score of 7.5! Please select your prize by the end of the thread.
...I'll see myself out.
Michael Bennett
Derp. This one:
Leo Roberts
A lot of this is fairly recent. At least feels like only the last three years or something.
Gavin Edwards
>All other quality screencaps are welcome additions to the thread. Could I get away with posting a Veeky Forums-related story that isn't a traditional screencap, or should I quarantine myself to the storythread when it next pops up?
Caleb Walker
Sure. Go ahead.
Isaac Wood
2. To mess with the GM 3. A brick 6. Do you Catan? 7. An immovable rod 8. The Camel vendor? 9. Ballad of Edgardo
Hudson Rodriguez
Shut the fuck up you memeing sack of shot
Xavier Gutierrez
1. Shit I forget. I think because he represents all the sharks or some shit. 2. Because he was a DM of immense fuckery who did a lot of dicking of the players and WHM was fed up. 3. Don't know this one. 4. Placing the patient into a sack and then beating it against heavy objects. 5. This references Chapter Master and the planet of Guardsmen but I don't remember. 6. A table is a table be it wood, metal, glass, r flesh. 7. Truly Immovable Rod. 8. Crazy Hassan 9. Trick question. They're the same. 10. no idea. 11. Never. Ultra-Bonus Question: No idea.
Christian Morales
>1. Shit I forget. I think because he represents all the sharks or some shit. 1pt. >2. Because he was a DM of immense fuckery who did a lot of dicking of the players and WHM was fed up. 1pt. >4. Placing the patient into a sack and then beating it against heavy objects. 1pt. >6. A table is a table be it wood, metal, glass, r flesh. 1pt. >7. Truly Immovable Rod. 1pt. >8. Crazy Hassan 1pt. >9. Trick question. They're the same. 1pt.
7 points, good work!
Alexander Gutierrez
>Shut the fuck up you memeing sack of shot
Cooper Cruz
>2. To mess with the GM 1pt. >3. A brick 1pt. >7. An immovable rod 1pt. >8. The Camel vendor? Technically true 1pt. >9. 0.5 pt.
