A thread for King Excelent

We should have another tolkien thread.

Saruman had pure intentions.

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/pISzxdEgDCU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Saruman was not King Excellent, though. You're a fraud! This isn't a Tolkien thread at all!

They did follow each other on PalanTwitter, though.

Noldor are medieval Astartes.

Not really. The heavy implication is that a lot of the Noldor battlefield power comes from their superior craftsmenship; that they're tough primarily because they make awesome arms and armor, what would be termed magical.

They're more like some sort of super-scientist or engineer corps.

It's Ñoldor you fucking plebeian scum

>Implying anyone of relevance speaks Amanya Quenya.

What a shit way of starting a tolkien thread

Even /tv/ does it better

>What a shit way of starting a tolkien thread
It's better than "why is Tolkein a hack"

Yes I know how his name is spelled

>butchering my glorious letters
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE