/cyoag/ CYOA General

Google is responsible for this. People put 's' after words that should end with 'ies' (gummies, families as opposed to gummys or familys) or 'a' (curricula instead of curriculums) and then get a squiggly red line underneath. One of the options being word + " 's", even though it is wildly incorrect for the context. Poor grammar meets earnestness meets stupid computers.

Sad!

That's literally vulgar latin came about and from vulgar latin all the romantic latin languages, because people don't give a fuck about grammar, in doing so create whole new derivative languages with grammatical structures.

You know, I wonder if the Lavender CYOA could stand to use a devotion/geas system.

Like, you take a compulsion to forcefully impregnate women who bend over and smile, you get X points.

Better Haiyoru then Yg'nolac
Well, that guy would literally make this shit.

>Google: Yg'nolac
>Result: Yum Yang Snowflake

So he's a marysue bishie who literally introduces himself as just that?

Apparently dwarves are carved from enchanted stone and elves from enchanted wood. I'm not sure if ork reproduction has been addressed yet.

Angel seems pretty insistent that there are no humans in the setting. But then again, her halflings just seem like short humans who farm with nothing special about them.

>carved
They're done. Buy Ork war bonds now.

>insistent that there are no humans
Just means that there's now an extradimensional human wizard rolling his eyes back and thrusting a hole into her world for the glorious reconquista.

Y'golonac Great old one of closet perverts and squick. Named the defiler.
Reading his name in the right context alone isoften times enough to summon him. thanks for making me spell it right.
Gives other gods stomach achesand chills just to think about him. really, let's not get into detail.

>squick

What?

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Assuming 10 Favor:

>Genitalia
Penis

>Shape
Modest

>Chest
Soft, but flat. It's unclear whether or not this one means boobs. I don't want those desu.

>Influences
Kleptozoological (9)
Xenosubstantial (8)
Quasicosmic (6)
Psuedodevascent (5)

It's cool. Btw does Metapsyc mean than I'd go crazy from the influences without it or...what? If in the former case, why is it GIVING favor? Also do you need to have ALL the influences or just at least one?

>Face
Seductive
Chakra Eye (4)
Elder Gaze (3)

>Ejaculate (2)
Fortifying (1)
Addictive (0)
Altruistic (1)

>Aesthetic Mutations
Perfect Neoteny (2)

>Strategy
It is incredibly hard for me to decide between Brooding and Pupation.

Odd, Brooding; Even, Pupation.

If Odd:
Conditional Emergence (1)

If Even:
Multimetamorphosis (1)

>Specialty
Implement
Engine (0)

>Status
0 (+ 1, if Even)
>Pedigree
3 (+ 1, if Brooding)
>Allure
0

>The user who made Rapture has also not been seen since, similarly leaving it incomplete.

Fuck you /cyoa/ for driving him away before he could post the last page.

>Glorious reconquista

Yes, I like the sound of that

4/6 Pedigree, actually. Could have gone higher if I'd taken Primal as well. Still struggling with this shit. Haching eldritch eggs under moonlight is cool af, but a metamorphing bunny-butterfly that travels through time is god-tier.

I've already got something like that planned.

>inb4 someone starts plotting to ambush/nuke all parties in the conflict at once just so it'll be over and done with

>Metapsyc
You need at least one of the requirements, and you're trading human mentality for power, so you're a bit crazier if you take it.

>temporal butterfly-bunny
Wut?

Sprite, study all of Light, Power and Nature. Do a 4th year, take 4 in Golem Club (I just want to build a helper golem, not interested in the fighting), join Gulliviette, 2 points left over.

Pretty good CYOA, I rate it 6.5/11.3

Does anyone have anything with Elemental magic?

Yes.

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Your mistake is believing there was ever a last page to begin with.

Didn't you know? Every CYOA has a secret last page hidden deep within the dreamworld of the author.

It can just take some, techniques, to get at it.

Major: Architecture

Intro Biology (38)
Intro Chemistry (36)
Physiology (32)
Intro Engineering (28)
Nanotechnology (22)
Intro Mathematics (20)
Quantum Mechanics (12)
Intro Dance (8)
Intro PE (0)

Year I: Robotics Club
Year II: Explore Campus (Intro Philosophy, Shield)
Year III: Study
Year IV: Robotics Club

Gift: Locked Scroll

I think this CYOA could use a few revamped prerequisites. Advanced Theatre isn't terribly useful unless you're going Meteorspam, since you can't get it and any of the big-ticket powers, and I genuinely don't get the point of Anthropology.

Anyway, I think this is one of the viable builds given the unusual mix of prerequisites. Pinnacle human ability, powerful armor and weaponry, magic shields and grenades, and a kickass fembot to fight alongside.

Pre-Med has the shittiest research project reward, since you have to kill something with the scalpel to learn its weaknesses. So you have to kill something with a tool unsuited for combat in order to learn how to easily kill things. I sure hope you have friends that will help you with live captures.

On the other hand, medical knowledge is amazing to have, for a variety of reasons. So maybe it balances out.

Definitely one of the better CYOAs I've seen, though.

>Pre-Med has the shittiest research project reward, since you have to kill something with the scalpel to learn its weaknesses
It is really not a bad tool to use. Many creatures, such as humans, can be killed in a few seconds using only a scalpel. Other creatures need only to be decapacitated or wounded for you to finish the creature off with the scalpel.

major-sociology
year 1- intro biology, intro chemistry, intro physics, intro writing, intro history
year 2-physiology, archaeology
year 3-intro psychology, advanced archaeology (galshar recurve)
year 4-intro P.E., anthropology
after school
year 1-robotics club
year 2-study
years 3-4-research project
graduation gift-locked scroll

I'll stick with human. No reason to fix what isn't broke. I'd go for the life, nature, and light degree paths.
>year 1
btm, bardism, ovateism
>year 2
druidism, healing, telekinesis, and join the join the dual strings club. Learn a new instrument while having fun.

>year 3
elementalism, immortality, back to the dual strings club. Maybe make some more friends there.
>year 4
sorcery, empowerment, and another year in the dual strings club to say goodbye to everybody.

Not quite sure what I'd do after graduation. My skill set would make it easy enough to find a career doing something I enjoy if nothing else. Maybe one of my buddies from the music club could recommend something, or maybe the school itself would help me along the way.

>incapacitate a horrible monster after a long fight where you barely survive.
>kill it with the scalpel
>suddenly know how to kill it easily
>hey, here come three more
>showtime

>barely survive
>showtime

I don't think so, Tim.

Or you suddenly realize that it is not easy to kill, and fall into a pit of despair and wistful regretful longings for that cute girl in robotics class.

You know how to kill it easily now, though. So you'll be fine.

Yeah, also possible. That's what Quantum Mechanics or Intro Astrophysics are for, though.

I sure hope by "barely survive" you mean "completely fine", because if you just barely survived being attacked by something by the skin of your teeth you'd be at death's door.

What is your favorite element, gentlemen?

Yes, but that requires careful planning. You can kill many things quickly with a scalpel... if you know where to cut them. Which if you know that, you won't be benefiting terribly much from the scalpel's ability.

>decapacitated
I think you mean incapacitated, but yes, that's precisely why I mentioned having someone help you with live captures.

It requires more setup than the other rewards, all of which give their full benefit immediately.

Though the architect's hammer requires finding something you want to completely demolish, you at least have the capacity on hand as soon as you find something.

Classics' research project is also lacking a bit, mostly due to the limited options available.

>Quantum Mechanics
What if tests of NASAs EM Drive disprove the Copenhagen Interpretation of QM entirely, and institute Bohmian Mechanics with a shrilly screaming vengeance?

If someone did the counting and math, I wonder how many CYOAs are out there that pander to yurifags, gayfags, and hetfags and how the numbers would compare to each other.

Is /cyoa/ more homo than the Veeky Forums and/or Veeky Forums average?

Time.

Of the classical or the periodic?

If classical, air. Really important.

Unsurprisingly Surprise.

Void.

Where the fuck is my touhou cyoa?

Gayer. Definitely gayer.

Holmium

Hydrogen or protons.

Baka

Yanderes.

This is the waifu thread, right?

I'm gonna attempt to go through my collection and check.

Classic? Water
A bit different? Darkness

I have a weakness for nature/poison too. Love to heal and poison

That would only work if you collected every CYOA or had very wide-based tastes.

I have like 700+ different CYOAs, and I do save almost everything I see here, so it's probably an acceptable sample size.

The premise is somewhat flawed:

One yuri-fetishist can make many CYOAs and post them regardless of community input.

>700+ CYOA

Bullshit.

I'd be surprised if there's more than 150.

Discounting jumpchain, because jumpchain

The only outright /u/ CYOA I know of is the strawberry panic one.

I'm honestly not impressed by the hammer, especially since it means missing out on a robot upgrade. I'n not really seeing an invincible hand hammer being worth giving up either two robot upgrades, a robot upgrade and two credits, or some combination of robot upgrade, two credits, and an entire class worth of powers.

Honestly, the only projects I'd consider are Medicine and Sociology.

>he doesn't save every CYOA he sees

>Is /cyoa/ more homo than the Veeky Forums and/or Veeky Forums average?
Like a pride parade.

Not that user, but you do know there's an archive, right?
drive.google.com/drive/u/0/folders/0Bwl-aJm3wG4nN2w1TGJCSVlQZ2M?usp=sharing

Stop losing your Touhou CYOA, user. No one will be able to enjoy it otherwise.

I don't put every unique one into a folder, but ignoring all the individual pages, ~834 - 134 for pages is about 700, ignoring the ones I DO have in folders.

>he uses an alien computer

Panties are the best.

>not saving every CYOA from those threads
get a load of this guy

>panties

Earth.

>assuming yurifags are homo
The massive number of yurifags doesn't mean we have a lot of lesbians, it just means we have a whole lot of straight guys who get off on lesbians.

It's true she didn't say the race of the wizard. He may be human.

Actually, recent studies indicate that the majority of lesbian porn is consumed by straight women.

Well duh. How many wizards have you met that weren't Human?

Water. Too bad it is usually useless and too dependant to have a body of water nearby.

Panties are the best underwear. You have good taste.

Yeah, just like the majority of gay porn is consumed by straight men.

I never understood the obsession with panties.

Isn't that one also straight women? I haven't seen as much info on it.

But what I have seen is that in porn, straight women tend to like seeing dicks and other females in pleasure.

The female equivalent of the faggots that like traps and say it's not gay.

I never understood the obsession with clothing that doesn't have to do with wearing it or seeing someone else wear it.

People like different things, and I just happen to have a massive, gargantuan, colossal panty fetish.

'Cause it's a 'sex symbol'. Or so they say.

I don't believe it's secret lesbian desires. Mainstream porn just has a lot of fake orgasms and ugly men. So they go to the yuri stuff to see 'girls done right'.

>implying futa is gay

They were talking about traps, though, not futa.

Didn't Angelanon say she's into some niche porn that features women smothering and choking other women?

No idea. I have heard of girls developing quirk fetishes, even though otherwise straight. Like lesbian titfucking, or sweaty girl-girl MMA.

That's how it is. Do you guys even know how vicious women are towards other women?

-Gnome, slim, androgynous, educated, spiritual, curse of the lady, undead
-Occultist: Demon Summoning, Mind Manipulation, sacrificial offering, Greater demon summoning
-Unaligned: Plant Manipulation, Heal, Blink
-Ceremonial Robes (WIS and Greater Deform)
-Martial art (one that focuses on dodging and establishing distance), Sceptre (WIS), Gauntlets
-Cure-tome, Runes, Home Cloak
-Algae-Bones, Mlo'bawg and the Owl sisters (sacrifice one for +5 INT, feed the other two to my demons)
-scholar (arcane creation)

I'll use my Healing magic to keep my corpse from rotting and maintain an innocent loli appearance and my mind magic to put people at ease and hide my diabolism. I'll tackle each quest in order. First one will be simple enough (just throw demons at them until they're all dead), with the 20 gold I'll have enough to buy a ship and then it's piracy time, baby!

Final stats
P 5 S 1 E 2 C 3.5 I 12.5 W 7.5 A 4.75 gold:34

Why are there so many fractional stat adjustments? Also, using the same name but a different scale for stats for players and their creatures is confusing and pointless, just make the human average 10 and use an absolute scale. Good CYOA, I rate it 3 hamburgers.

Well yeah! But from what I've seen, it's mostly around if they believe the other girl is stealing love or attention from them. Like the "you can have any meat you want, but you only love me" thing.

But conversely, they can form tight social groups around helping eachother get pregnant, and keeping males interested.

Traps arent gay either.

Tbh, traps are less gay than futa. Mostly because trapfags aren't as much in denial as futafags are about their gayness.

>if they believe

Which they always do.