I'm the Forever DM and an off-handed comment has me wanting to run a one shot where all the players are prostitutes.
Best System to RP Prostitutes?
Jayden Roberts
Justin Davis
I uh, accidentally did this?
Decided to run a one-shot for my players as an intro to the campaign with throw-away characters. They decided to play a gang of male prositute brothers who run a firm called "Bronzebeard Bronzebeard Bronzebeard & Bronzebeard."
They went shopping for thongs.
So 5e I guess.
Christopher White
Please tell me there is more to this story. What class\background did they take? I''m assuming it was all-dwarf?
Adam Hall
No one wants to play as your mom op.
Joshua Roberts
I didn't let them take classes. It was just supposed to be a stupid one-shot.
They played human human human, half-ogre (adopted).
Their first names were Bronzebearus, Bronzebearder, Bronzebeardey, and Milley (adopted).
Later on they fought with the rival firm "Silverstache Silverstach & Silverstache."
Jordan Clark
>classes 5e
That's actually a rather interesting idea. So they just got background proficiency and core stats?
Adam Campbell
So a full bard-party?
I'd recommend some sort for turf-war plot in the same style as Sin City.
Logan Cruz
Maid RPG. Master is the pimp.
Sebastian White
F.A.T.A.L. is the way to go. Can't get much more oriented than...that.
Brayden Cox
>Pimp
>Not a former prostitute turned madame christmas cake
>Not giving her a tragic backstory full of exploitation and abuse
>Not explaining why she runs a brothel by saying she wants impoverished young girls to make their money in a safe and controlled environment so none of them have to suffer like she did
>Not running a game specifically tailored towards my fetishes
Do you even DM bruh?