Evil Bard

How did you play your evil bard, any hillarious or memorable stories?
What kind of tips would you give to someone who hasn't played a bard before, what are some end goals you can give to an evil bard?
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An evil bard is just a dictator.

The secret to an evil bard is that tou don't have to be a murderer or a thief to be evil. If that's the best you can do with your bard your doing it wrong. An evil bard is self interested, and knows he can lead the sheep any which way he wants. An evil bard whips up mobs, and spreads slander. They control public opinion through the creation of ditties and tales that they then spread like a plague. Or if you wanna think small and petty they just seduce and fuck everyone else's bitches.

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The Pied Piper is the archetypal evil bard surely.

Hijacking thread for another bard question: what music would you play for your party as a bard?

I once took a guitar during battle and played slayers "raining blood" to motivate our berserk
he rolled a bunch of critical hits.
i often make my bard play acoustic-versions of metal songs.

Depends on the setting. And your bard's instrument of choice.
I have a two-bard party. One has a didgeridoo and a death whistle, the other plays the drums and the flute. So they mostly play tribal music.

I'm more of a jazz guy, so any metal songs you'd suggest?

they had it coming when they refused to pay for rat removal