I was saving this shitpost for when the thread got quiet, but I think this sums up the situation in the 41st millenium rather well. Keep in mind this was written before the recent Ork stuff and the Nightbringer.
>In this corner, from the northwest, we have the universal forces of entropy, led by some of the most fucked up elves I have ever seen (and for someone of my age that's a lot, folks) and accompanied by some of the meanest, greenest orks in all of history, give it up for Chaos!
>In this corner, from the southeast, we have the newcomer, the Beast from the East, the Devourer, the Scourer, the...tyranids!
>In this corner, from the northeast, we have the undefeated champions, wielding every doomsday weapon and C'tan shard they can get their hands on, the silent empire, the Necrons!
>And finally, in this corner, in the southwest, we have a juggalo, a hippie, a man with entirely too much bling, a very angry god broken into 15,000 pieces, the descendants of 20 legions of transhuman warriors, the last alliance of men and elves, a few eccentric necron lords and anyone else believing in the concept of "civilization" that could fit into a shoebox. Give it up for your home team, the Imperium!
>I'm the Outsider, standing outside the ring, along with my co-commentator the Void Dragon, as we are about to witness one of the greatest collisions of military forces I have ever seen in my long, long life. Voidy, any comments?
>It is quite interesting, my kindred. I have not seen an amassing of such forces since the War in Heaven, which I believe if you will recall nearly made the galaxy inhospitable to sentient life.
>Interesting if true. And you too can watch the spectacle live on pay-per-view TV at the low, low cost of only 9.99 thrones per century. Say, Voidy, aren't you supposed to be down there?
>I do what I want.
>Never has a more accurate assessment of your personality been made.