Stereotypical names for halflings

Swaggins

Gunhilda

pipeweed annihilator

Smokeweed Barefeet

Halfpint. ;)

Folksyepithet McCommonruralstaple

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Holy shit it works

>Jeb Burrdock
>Sally Applerose
>Will Wheatsheaf
>Freddie Fairfield

t. IQ 80ish

Dildo Faggins

Fragglehoff Hufflepuff

>american first names
pleb

Big McLargeHuge

Tyrion.

Shorty.

Village cart

Literally any human name but prefixed by "Half-". So you get Half-John, Half-Steve, Half-Bill, Half-Ed, Half-Marie, etc.

Todd Howard

Hobble Bumbleheimer

Teenytiny "Teeny" Manservante

Hummer Sacktouch

Hal Fpint

Now'Ta Nome.

Breakfast Jr.

Bilbo Baggins, Balbo Biggins, Bablo Bravins, Barble Bapkins, Basbo Bibbins, Bulbo Buttons.

Tom cruise

Ted

Bazinga baggins

Banjo Dandystep.

Slippers

Bilbo DeVito

t. IQ 70ish

Wtf ? explain

Todd Howard is short. That's the joke.

Jean Bono
Craig goodberry
Dirk Mcstabs (and a fuckton of variations over this theme)
Couette
Arnold gatorlungs
Pickpocketaz

Matt I hate you and your retarded PCs.

you can't deny the rural quality they evoke

Our go-to name for shady halflings is Shifty Lightbottom.

I'm actually playing as one named that right meow.

Uncle Trapspringer

Lionel Fusco.

Odford Gabings.

Crotchface.
You know? 'Cuz their faces are at crotch height?
Ah, never mind.

Bambi

My favorite was "Fitzpatrick Topher-Scrumgeons"

The hyphenated last name just killed me.

Benedict Cumberbatch.

Roll Fizzlebeef

Binderdoot Thunklesnatch.

Burningbed Bigcountry

Janno Tenderfoot

Somebody post a prompt that is actually funny

Rand Paul

Brumpo Tungus

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