Warhammer 40k General

That's the plan, brutha man
I kind of like posting our battle pics here because usually everyone has well painted models on GW tables or well put together terrain.. and we're wingin it with w/e we can find for terrain.

>S3
>I2

>strongest
>fastest

In the grim darkness of the far future, black, white, yellow, and brown have joined together to beat up green and blue

Race war is civil war

Civil war is heresy

Do you want to be a heretic, user?

So, MTG has Timmy, Johnny, and Spike.

Who are our players and stereotypes?

>Hates psykers, including herself and seeks redemption via purging
>Buffs assault units
>Denies psyker bullshit

She was made for Templars! Greyfax is our waifu!.

Any suggestions for Neophyte models for a Black Templars army? I'm not too psyched about the existing scout models, particularly the heads.

Is that his Predator? Why is are the TL lascannons so flaccid?

fyi even if you're doing casual, low points games, he could always put meltabombs on everything to help not suck as bad vs your Furioso

that tyranid girl

WAACfag whose army is grey and whines if he doesn't win

Nobody else actually plays.

the fluff enthusiast who has a perfectly painted balanced army of Thousand Sons or something similar and loses a lot

Management and community team.

that chill IG dude who can't even but at least he tries

Any of you fine gentlepeople pick up ADB's latest waifu filled CSM adventure?

Second month, they still didn't noticed

Read through IA yesterday and noticed that had a typo with "used" to say "sued" in one of the Assassin weapon descriptions.

I'm not sure if GW even gives a damn about any quality control at this point.

is that a full novel

What am I supposed to notice here

>no one remembers vorthos

Thank you to the people who replied to Seems like it might be useful for parking a five man squad somewhere and launching two missiles per turn at high profile targets since it has a 24" range.

no

No user you gotta start thinking like a boss here. Give the Venerable Dreadnought two twin-linked autocannons, to fire eight rerollable BS5 S7 shots per turn with 48" range.

Rate me.

Guy from Strict, often christian, background with tons of rules and restrictions he follows...who plays Chaos. The stricter his background the more he become a chaos fanboy.

May also have a secondary army of loyalists that he brings out from time to time.

It's a book about Traitors but features fluff on Assassins

>I'm not sure if GW even gives a damn about any quality control at this point.
They do. I've noticed that they actually quietly edit rules/spelling errors when they reprint books, it's usually just so minor that no one would notice. Especially since the (pirated) digital copies will probably never get updated.

The only thing I've noticed in recent years (and only because it's a minor thing that pissed me off) is they fixed the Militarum Tempestus warlord trait that mentioned "units in the same platoon" to "units in the same detachment" so it could actually function.

Those quiet fixes just never get mentioned because who would ever buy two codexes, or, why would people who pirate books ever buy the physical copy. And the FAQs aren't comprehensive or consistently updated.

>prime
for before painting
>base
for basic simple colours just to get area covered
>layer
>dry
>tecnical
>glaze
>shade
what the fuck are these

Often Catholic*

That would be me

Catholic or Mormon...

You're the same damn guy who keeps posting his stupid netlist every fucking general hoping for some kind of critique.

What is there to critique. You took pretty much the only units an Ork army has that are even semi competitive.

Just fucking playtest the thing and leave us alone until you lose and come back.

HUUUUUIIIII!!!!!!!!!!

o shit

Where can I find twin linked autocannon arms?

Am I gonna have to pay out the ass for something on Forge World?

Is resin really as bad as they say it is?

>layer
slightly brighter versions of base colors, thinner paints, for highlighting

>dry
dry pigment for drybrush highlighting

>technical
special effects like blood and rust

>glaze
shiny colors

>shade
aka "wash", fills in the gaps of the model and produces natural shadows and color variation effects

Glazes aren't shiny. They're really thin paints for tinting and blending.

>Layer
Thinner paints that let a basecoat show through better
>Dry
Usually used for basing. It's a type of paint really good for drybrushing because it pretty much never runs.
>Technical
Depends on the paint, but basically they're niche use paints like Lamia Medium, to make your own paint shades.
>Glaze
Like shades, but with a glossy finish
>Shades
Remember inks and washes? This is them.

That too!

Alternatively, unbelievably loyalist to the point of screeching 'High Gothic' battlecries when they roll well.

When will they make Necron fluff great again?

Glazes really aren't glossy.

First list.

The general plan is Khan w/ Command Squad

Then Tacticals/ Razors for mobile objectives/ troops.

Devastators move around popping out of their razorback then move back in and razorback moves back into possible cover.

Bike Squad is just mobile grav guns.

Any comments would be appreciated.

Ye olde chinaman recasts. Like from this guy

ebay.com/sch/halhk-pasrmmzl/m.html?_nkw=&_armrs=1&_ipg=&_from=

Aegis defense line box comes with TL autocannon turrets

Yeah there social media team is honestly 10/10

So what would it be like if Forge World updated the Ork Heavy Bommer and gave it the Waaagh! Plane rule?

Actually nevermind, it looks like people are recommending grabbing the Aegis Defense terrain from GW and use using the turret from it with a little modeling skill.

I would probably run an all-flyer Ork army if I could, with Stormboy support.

Yes, shame we can't say the same about their writing department :(.

Big Shootas are the number 1 weapon on all Ork vehicles and they're so unbelievably shit.

All ork weapons are shit. Big shootas are just really common shit.

...

Anyone know where to buy grav guns en masse?

I haven't been able to find a china man through ebay.

>300 points
>BS2
>10 armor all around
>10 guns
>Transport:20 Ork Stormboyz

>Big Shootas are the number 1 weapon on all Ork vehicles
I've been saying it since 3rd edition, but TL-rokkit > TL-big shootas

if you're never going to hit, you may as well let your only hit actually kill something

Most people probably disregard the regular one in favor of the Blasta.

> Trukks
dude
> putting important 6+ dudes in the most fragile platform in the game
DUDE

I can deal with shit fluff so long as it doesn't kill off a faction entirely. Community engagement is so much more important. As is money-saving bundles.

That said, who in the world would by a Battlegroup Hammerblow? Either you already have so many guard that you don't need that many new tanks, or your just starting guard and you don't want to spend $800 on a faction you might not like!

Sorry GW but I think you went a bit overboard on that one.

I have the doom rider model still in its box sealed in shrink wrap. Is it worth anything?

>Important

They're not fucking Grots.

#rememberTheFallen

is the manta the most expensive FW model?

Obviously, Mathhammer even favours T/L rokkit.

They probably couldn't get a better transport because they have Mek Gunz in every Heavy Support slot.

It's why you're better off just taking Gretchin over Boyz when you have bikes, which will probably make it there better and with fewer losses when the shooting starts.

No but it's #2.

> Playing two AV10 vehicles as all your vehicles at 1850 pts
> Expecting them to live past 1st turn

>Thinks I expect anything from Trukks

Cadia isn't The Rock, user.

Honestly I think a better investment would be removing the trukks and just putting in an aegis line

whats number one?

Then why do you have them

I think that's the Warlord class Battle Titan

Because 6" movement is fucking slow you retard and I want Trukks somewhere in the middle.

Plus, free rokkit shot and ignore cover can go fuck itself for one turn.

It's not over, not until the last cadian falls

#finishthefight

She saw some nice booty. Look at her face there. She looks like she's biting her lower lip.

Dat ass

>asking for advice
>is a piece of shit to people trying to help
What's your problem, someone didn't critique your list for the past 99 generals?

This piece of shit.

That metalhead who plays Chaos and hasn't really grown up past the age of 14.*

*me

The instructions for ordering from chinaman can be found by scouring reddit, right?

Asking for advice? This is the single best list on this shit site that isn't outdated Zhard.

Dicks out

Where do I find the rules for the Aegis defense line? I can't find it in the rulebook or in my codex, but I see people in battle reports taking them often.

Stop asking, you're not going to find the answer here.

Dude posted his list and said 'Rate me'. What are we supposed to give him a number out of 10 and leave it at that?

Fine.

Shit/10.

>Shit/10.

Hahaha, this git.

The Tyranid Girl that thinks her space locusts from hell are cute
The Ork neckbeard that makes "VVVRROOOMM" noises as he moves his trukks
Little Billy who picked space marines because they're the big heroes
Billy's big brother who traded up to space marines from another army
The unpainted Taufaggot with more monstrous creatures than troops
The Eldarfag that's just accepted his fate, and runs wraith or jetbike spam
The Necron player that has cheating luck with Reanimation Protocols
The DEldar girlfriend that picked them up to spend time with her significant other
The Guard player with billions of artillery and waste turns firing at the next table over
The Chaos veteran that smells of Nurgle and simmers with Khornate rage at his inept army
The Sisters of Battle player that is pretty cool, but uninteresting
The special snowflake that has a super unique army like Harlequins or Scions and runs them by themselves
The Knightfag that just wants to play with his giant robots
The Skittari powergamer that can't understand that mathhammer isn't the same as real dice
The one oldfag who has like 8 armies and can't shut up about the good ol' days
The one that sits there, paints, and never plays

No it's not.

Yesterday I asked you to pick and fix an army from a list. Today we nerf them.

How do we fix:
>Space Marines
>Eldar
>Tau
>Daemons

You're right, this is.

I have so much shit to paint for my Blood Angels and Death Guard and I want to get some cheap Orks for the fun of painting them.

It's a fucking disease.

Spike = WAAC and competitive players

Timmy = players who love hordes and big models like knights

Johnny = players who use combos like allies, psychic blessings, or put dreadnought in storm ravens or super friends

Vorthos = fluff players

You don't need to invent new player archetypes both games fit

>the fun of painting them

Paint leather x 3000

>Space Marines

Remove Grav, thats it, though now marine have problems with Riptides and Wraithknights unless they spam command squads with plasma guns.