A moment of silence for the brave men, women, children and Tactical Geniuses that have fallen to those filthy heretics this day.
especially that God damn legend of a manly cigar-chomping motherfucker who stood up to Failbaddon with balls forged of the purest adamantium and plated in gold.
>Abaddon dedicates his entire being to destroying Cadia for 10,000 years and fails and gets beaten up by a girl >Trazyn accomplishes more in a week and doesn't even give a shit either way
Abaddon is so helpless that they had to give him a special sword to kill the Emperor with because he can't be trusted to hit an comatose, near death target on his own.
Angel Williams
Why do CSM insist on adding horns and spikes to their armour? Do the Chaos gods like it or something?
Anthony James
It's to praise the minor Gods Ans'l, Mo'rcck and Phraz-Etar .
Jace Thomas
the planet broke before the guard did
Lucas Nelson
Wait what what happened
Brayden Gonzalez
>Abaddon lands on Cadia and finds nothing but a single building >40 space marine legions that have been hidden for 10k years and 16 emperor class titans appear from behind the building >Abaddon realizes he did not land on Cadia, but rather landed on a planet made up of Space Marine legions and Titans. >his last word before being banished back to the warp: