Hear ye, hear ye. I hereby call to order this meeting of the most illustrious Mages Guild! While it is nice to see everyone back to work after Wizardmas, I'm quite disappointed in you all. You see, I shouldn't have to tell you that the teleportation transit network is NOT to be used to send 30000 frogs to the queen of a nation you dislike's bedroom as a joke. No matter how hilarious it was to see her wake up screaming. NOW! Someone please find a solution to the new frog infestation in all of our teleporters and portals. They are affecting the accuracy of the portal destinations, people are ending up in all sorts of crazy places, and most importantly it is interfering with my majestic experiments!
Get to work, people!
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Jordan Parker
>Emilia is sitting on a chair suspended upside down >with a finger tapping on her chin I recommend anyone to avoid using the portals, something about them isn't quite right.
Owen Adams
THE FROGS! THE FROGS ARE A SIGN OF THE END TIMES! REPENT MAGES! REPEEEEEENNNT! YOUR HOUR OF RECKONING IS NIIIIIGH!
Leo Green
What's this about frogs? This isn't about Pierre and Lanaki?
Well, that's a relief. Frogs, I am not in any way responsible for.
Tyler Clark
Portals took my nametag.
Samuel Flores
Make a plague that only affects the frogs.
Colton Ortiz
>A frog lands on your shoulder
RIBBIT.
Brayden Sanchez
REPENT ELF! YOU MUST REPENT!
OH FOUL DARK WIZARD! YOU AND YOUR ILK WILL BURN! BURN IN THE FIERY FROGS OF DOOOOOM!
Dominic Lewis
>Bursts in VEILHEX! IT WENT HORRIBLY WRONG! SHE CAME ON TO ME I SWEAR!
Christopher Nguyen
>Glances at it Who?
Fiery Frogs?
...Who?
Jaxson Cooper
Oh you're just saying that because I'm a damned 'knife ears' aren't ya? >drinks upside down from a mug
Tyler Bell
C-certainly not your sister. No, not at all. Worse.
Nathan Jenkins
>It croaks again before jumping off into the void.
Easton Long
REPENT ELF FROM THE DEEPS! BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW FROGY OVERLORDS! ITS YOUR ONLY CHANCE!
IEEEEE! FOUL CAT DEMON! BEGONE!
>Cough Uhhh yes, fiery frogs
NO! IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE DRESSING LIKE A TOTAL SLOOOOOOOOOOT
Hunter Scott
Who and when. Explain now.
Odd.
Okay, do you know how to do that?
Carter Cruz
An hour ago. You were born as a woman in that timeline.
Noah Richardson
Y,I, ah! >groans >clearly triggered
Jeremiah Reyes
SINNERS GET OUT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPENT
Joseph Kelly
>turns the air around you into helium gas in a fit of upside down rage
Lincoln Ward
Not if I eat them. Ever had frog legs? Very delicious. Yes, but it would take a couple weeks. I would imagine it'd be easier to make a plague for frog spell.
Jack Kelly
>Is holding a slime-covered bag of chalk.
I don't know which of you is responsible for this. But fix it.
Christopher Diaz
What? Why would I... She...
>Groans
Okay, why would anyone come on to you?
That's... Odd.
Probably.
>Shrugs I've no idea. Probably Pierre.
Cameron Hughes
I would imagine it would be one of my students. Or else there are other people using slimes as pranks. So, you necromancers should come up with a spell to get rid of the frogs with some research money pitched in from the other departments.
James White
THEY HAD NO SURVIVING MAGI FROM EARLIER THAN THE FOURTH AGE, I WAS A CURIOSITY! WIELDING MY DIPLOMATIC CHARMS LIKE A FENCER'S GRACE! YOU WERE INSATIABLE! On top of that it makes our standing frenemyship rather uncomfortable.
Jackson Clark
Dear Diana, your bag got slimed. Wait, what if there's a dire frog breeding in the old portal rooms?
Nicholas Martin
>teleporting everywhere non stop He.. Lll... P m... eeeeeeee!
Christian Clark
I SAY WE KILL WHOEVER IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE FROGS
Benjamin Reyes
Rolled 10 (1d20)
Wait, did I just here you say a chick was insatiably lusting after you? Then make it so it affects dire frogs too! Or any frog! Er, but not the frogfolk. >Tries catching Solkan in an anchor slime which should anchor him in place and prevent him from teleporting We can do that afterwards, Anonymo. For now we need to figure out how to kill the frogs.
Evan Hall
You said the magic word, 'money'
I'm always uncomfortable around you.
The portal room is thatway. >Points
Ethan Johnson
Yes, I can SEE that.
...
I am not opposed to this.
Cameron Morgan
I mean what if all the invasive frogs are actually a result of a brood mother! >holds arms out and brushes the floor >is suspended upside down
Luke Nguyen
>it fails to stop him, just slows him What on.. Aen is.. Going on here?!
Jaxon Ortiz
Not that I use the teleporters or portals all too often, But this does seem troubling..
Adrian Bell
ugh, boring reaction. I was lying anyways, I got a few words out of Dominus Fortis, he was rather insistent on killing me. Few more visits and the customary resigned irritation should set in.
Landon Young
What if killing he who made the frogs removes the frogs from our portals. Diana Allard's bag is suspiciously slimy. Perhaps it is filled with FROGS.
Brayden Foster
I forgot why I hated meetings. No, I didn't, that was a lie.
Carson Hill
>His voice is hilariously high pitched, like a chipmuck >He don't seem to notice REPENT HARLOT!
D-DO NOT EAT YOUT DOOM! THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES!
IT IS NOT ODD! IT IS YOUR DOOOOOOOOOOOM, FOUL WIZARD MOST....... FOUL!
Aaron Ross
You clearly have no idea how that man's brain works.
He'll just keep killing you until it sticks.
What? What's wrong?
I am not foul.
Jaxson Hernandez
I say we get a potion to teleport all the frogs somewhere else.
Grayson Price
...I know this is a dumb question but why are you upside down? Especially in a skirt that short?
It's filled with chalk. To draw something to hopefully unfuck the portal network.
And here come the apologists. Tonight keeps getting better and better.
Mason Jackson
YOU CAN NOT KILL A GOD, POOR, DOOM-ED SOUL! REPENT! REEEEEEEEPENT!
ARE TOOOOOOOO!
Camden Torres
Nice seeing you again today Veilhex! Whats going on here?
Jose Hall
Well, the other departments would have to agree. And it shouldn't be a large amount. Just enough for the research to be made. What? Do you have a better idea. Then have it kill the brood mother as well! It's magic, not rocket science! And do you need help? Hm, maybe a God is fucking with you? Eh, not worth wasting time to figure that out. Says who?
Justin Howard
>makes their air around him stupid dense I took one the teleports here. >stands up, walking on air, hair nor skirt is falling down
Jace Wood
>squints suspiciously Is said chalk also able to put frogs INTO the portals?
I REPENT FOR NOTHING. YOU DO NOT KNOW MY TRUE IDENTITY
Christian Martinez
Please, I made the offer of me killing that mages guild. As a condition for returning his daughter. Looking at it for myself, the swap idea's out. Other means of ending the war however, need to be explored.
Noah Torres
Glug, are you trying to eat the frogs?
Asher Rivera
Frogs.
I am not a bird!
That'd take a lot of potions.
Oh, no, they'll skim off so much funding.
He'd hate you, but he might take that deal.
Then try to double-cross you and kill you after he gets her back.
Camden Hughes
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>Cast silence on the yelling doomsayer.
Aaron Parker
Not if we use the strongest potions!
Bentley Hughes
Yeah well, good luck with that. Other potential alternatives including spiriting the whole family over here. Or at least your sister.
Zachary Perry
>Iris shrieks as shi floats across the room Master Glug, help!
Dominic Bennett
Working on one, yes!
...
I mean, chalk is just the medium for a mage to impose their ritualistic will. And right now THIS mage wants these frogs GONE.
You have something in mind, then?
Leo Sullivan
I'd ask for some help, but the problem will be solved by the end of the meaning. >takes a drink from a mug Indeed.
Charles Lewis
Rolled 14 (1d20)
NO FAIR KNIGHT! DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THIER WICKED CHARMS! THE FROGS ARE A SIGN FROM GOD!
REPENT FIREY HAIRED HAG! YOU MUST REPENT TO BE SPARED THE FROGGY WRATH OF GOD!!
>Cough Well I mean not rules per say but it goes aginst the spirit of the pluage, ya know? If you start eaten them then suddenly every average joe is going to start eaten them and suddenly it aint no plauge no more, is it? Nah, it's just a raining buffet. Can't have that now, got it?
>Its super dense now >No idea what that does
I AM BUT A MAN BUT EVEN I CAN SEE THE FOUL MAGICS AROUND YOU! REPENT MAGE! REPENT FOR GOD DOES KNOW YOU AND HE IS VERY CROSS!!!!!!
YOU TOTALLY ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRE!!!!
>He whacks you with his doomsayer sign
Carter Robinson
>A frog lands on each of your shoulders >They croak in tandem
RIBBI~T
Jaxson Cox
Have we found the culprit?
Jayden Bennett
>He takes this as a blessing
William Thomas
We go to a potion seller, and ask for his strongest potions.
Henry Clark
...Hmm...
I wouldn't be averse to seeing her again...
They'd have to be really strong.
You did it, didn't you?
I think it was the Doomsayer
Jeremiah Butler
Ohhhh you are NOT ready for that.
Andrew Martin
Well then. I've found a brand new reason to hate meetings here.
Dylan Torres
DOOMSAYER!? WAS THIS YOUR DOING
Jaxon Martinez
We're going into battle, and we require the strongest potions.
Logan Powell
We'd have to dig up your sisters corpse on this side. Aaaaand send something back in exchange for keeping illia here.
Cameron Jones
No, I'm suggest that they're not a threat if turned into Fransian delicacies. Then it looks like we'll have to fund some other people to craft the spell. >Spider-mans a rope of ooze and pulls the young crocuta down to him What's with the master? Well then it will be a race for the final solution. Fair enough. ...Since when have rules stopped us?
Benjamin Lewis
>the eyes of a disappointed doomsayer are upon you
>Can't respond currently
>Silented
>Can't respond
Kevin Parker
>Mervyn walks in with a bloodied wrench. I've killed a lot of frogs today. Oh, by the way. The frogs are in the central heating system. Its about to get colder in here.
Matthew Peterson
His eyes judging me are almost more irritating than his yelling. Almost.
Lincoln Foster
That...sounds really wrong, you know?
What KINDS of potions, though? There's a lot!
Anthony Miller
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>GLARE
>He tries to throw off the spell
Carson White
>Iris cries and sniffles a little while holding onto Glug's shoulder Thanks lord
Juan Brooks
I for one am extremely offended how unprepared this meeting room is for the spacial-handicapped. We can just go somewhere warmer.
Connor Rivera
THEIR POWER IS BEYOND YOUR RECKONING! HE WAS BEING VERY CLEAR DIANA.
Asher Campbell
Fransian delicacies? Frogs are? I mean ill always try something once..
IT WAS DOOMSAYER
>shrugging since he just yelled this whole time
Colder? Well shoot.
Ryder Perez
But I can't drive. Also, that won't solve the problem. Yup. We're also out of running water because the frogs have ruined the piping.
Noah Davis
No.
Not under any circumstances.
Unfortunately, seems so.
Hudson Sanders
Listen, I tell you, we need the strongest teleporting potions, for we are going into battle. I am going into battle, I require the strongest of your potions!
Jaxson Campbell
>Let's it break. Keep your voice down or I'll do it again.
Dylan Howard
>panicly shakes his head in a way that says "Nuh uh!"
Ryan Brown
...Okay, I've heard of boiling frogs, but this is rediculous!
How would I know? I don't do potions!
Ryan Thomas
Merv! Whats going on!
WHY DID YOU DO IT
Isaac Wright
Man, that sounds like a problem for the people around here who actually have needs. The Doomsayer has nothing to say in defense, it was him!
Henry Jenkins
I said something. Which in this case implies a somewhat sapient clone. YOU ARE NOT WORTHY! WELL LEARN THEM DIANA!
Caleb Brooks
FOUL DECEIVER! IT WAS NOT I!
NUH UH, HARLOT!
Ryder Howard
>begins tearing up Potion Seller, I am going into battle, we require your strongest potions!
Blake Lewis
Hm... perhaps. But once we have the spell we won't have be in trouble of invasive frogs again. At least for more than a few minutes. >snaps and finger guns at you with a smile of pearly whites I've renounced any noble titles I had. Mr. Glug will do. Never had frog legs? Do you know of any other departments or persons that would be best for researching a plague spell?
Evan Cook
Then prove your worth! BRING ME HER BEST DRESS! >Points at Diana
Logan Smith
hahaha you are the fags we bullied in school? hahaha fag get a life you fucking nerds xD
t. Warrior Guild
Jordan Butler
Hey, usually pipes keep frogs out. Unless they get teleported in there. Its all these frogs Mikaal! There in every pipe imaginable AND THE VENTS! Don't make me throw another wrench at you ya whiney little shit.
Matthew Reed
...Oh, sorry.
Perhaps Plagueomancy?
I can and will turn you inside and out.
Nicholas James
The Warriors Guild has been disbanded. It's been replaced with the Fighters Guild.
Connor Sanders
DO NOT LISTEN TO THE FOUL CATDEMON, KNIGHT! DO NOT BE TRICK-ED BY HIS FOUL MAGICS! REEEEEEEEPENT!!
Blake Kelly
HE SPEAKS
>shakes his head Cant say I have! Know how to cook em?
FROGS! Glug says cook em
Samuel Myers
Haha hope you don't get caught in a fireball blast radius. Would be a terrible accident. Ecks Dee.
Jackson Foster
Well here's hoping at least. How well did that go for you last time?
Noah Perry
Try do it now without your phylactery, asswipe. Nothing Personnel.
Sincerely. Thief Guild.
Christopher Russell
I have brought this white and gold dress for you!
Jackson Sullivan
tomato tomato fag hahaha get a life you geek i got tons of pussy to smash and ripped bros to spot on the goblin cave run you bitch
t. Warr Fightors Guild
Jack Gomez
Ugh, that's tacky. BRING ME HER SECOND BEST DRESS INSTEAD!