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It was ok, but I miss the old stories.
MTG Lore Thread Sky Pirates Edition
Jayden Phillips
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Dominic Scott
In an effort to be more invlusive, WOTC has included underage beastiality
Anthony Sanchez
>not monkey love edition
SAD
Dylan Ramirez
bestiality is having sex with animals, this is just zoophilia.
Jaxson Young
>this cutie roody-poo in the loo walls up and smacks your monkey on the ass. What do you do?
Luis Lewis
I prefer Cindy-loo Poo
Colton Kelly
The best part about shitty characters on cards is that you can kill them when you play the game!
Dominic Watson
>So little discussion
Why aren't you enjoying your fresh new lore?
Caleb Stewart
Its not great. I can buy a 15 year old being a sky pirate, and they might even be a 'captain' of a single small one person ship. But I have trouble buying a 15 year old being the captain of a fleet of criminals. You'd think at least one of the other, presumably older and more experienced, captains would be in charge instead.
Aside from that, the writing style in this weeks article is a bit sub par. Nothing too terrible, just a lot of word repetition when it isn't needed and more variety could have been used instead.
Colton Wright
Because it sucks.