Filename thread

Looks more like first five minutes of roleplaying experience.

Hnnnng

i know what its like to lose coherence, so i will not hold it against anyone if they cant talk straight

Aye same.

Reminds me of that time on a homewbrew campaing a friend made and all of us were really green yet when it comes to roleplaying characters. It was a pseudo historical setting with fantastical elements tacket on top of it.

We were sieged by a group of crusaders that were lead by, at that moment, enemy. The village was completly unarmed and full of civilians. So i turned myself in, being a noble knight that still had some land to his name in exchange of the crusaders not killing the civilians.

I prepared a speech and everything the day before, but, the only thing that i could say was at best an incomprehensible rabble.

Thankfully now i can say a comprehensible rabble.

>Be me, struggling to find a party
>Eventually find one
>Trying to talk with GM about their current game
>Eventually start to discuss some Veeky Forums-related stuff
>GURPS mentioned during dialogue
>One of the players cheerfully says "Yeah! I like GURPS! We played fantasy campaign using it! Here is my character list!"
>Gives me plain A4 with crude imitation of charlist on it: everything is crudely drawn by hand, captions are not recognizable.
>Try to read it anyway.
>It turns out to be edgy teenage shounen-like loner catboy
>GM eventually says that they also played Shadowrun
>"What edition?"
>"We played it using GURPS!"
>Eventually see a lot of erased spots on charlist
>Player sees that I look at erased parts "I used the same list for Shadowrun campaign!"
>"Eh... Nice. What character did you play?"
>"Same one!"
>DM says "Well, there are no catboys in Shadowrun, so we homebrewed them. Plus we changed a lot of canon so it will be more 'Fun' !"
>"O-okay. I think I've got to go."
>Don't see them ever again

>there are no catboys in Shadowrun
But there are, and they can have so many cyber dicks you can't even believe. Though that's technically true of anybody.

>tfw I thought it looked like Earthworm Jim from the thumbnail

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did you just accidentally post this in the thread talking about bears? I know you did.

Shit, I haven't played 40k for a decade and now I want to make a themed IG force. Outrageous hats, las-muskets, puffy sleeves, notkevlar colorful vests, ornamented rapiers inlaid with power circuits.

stupidgooddruid.png

It supposed to be a Fallout game, and everything pointed out that there will be catboys too. He wanted to run a game in Arizona and claimed that he did a lot of research and this state is completely unknown in Fallout canon despite being a home to Ceasar's Legion.
Just out of curiosity, who are these canonical Shadowrun catboys?

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Neat, the Crime Boss beholder from FR has a model.

I wish his drow servants survived that Ordeal, their hair was nice and 80's a fug.

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This one needs a name.

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Foxhound.jpg

>Naga_Prep_School.jpg

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>When animators gave a shit about their work

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Delete this!

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>implying

>Filename thread
>dnd7_beholder.jpg

Nice job OP.

Don't fucking hang out where you see things like this, dumbshit.

Well, they're the same people who made a 40's Superman cartoons.

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Fuck all of that.
Ignoring the obvious ridiculousness, is that eight fortes?

Back to not ignoring the ridiculousness, I think my favorites have to be the repeat with no notes in it, Light and airy. Like a Dirgable, Gradually become agitated", release the penguins, and Based on a Cro-magnon skinning chant.

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shadowrun.wikia.com/wiki/Sudden_Unexplained_Recessive_Genetic_Expression

Look up SURGE. It's possible to basically make any type of weird Metatype you want, and a lot of people make catboys/catgirls

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That took me way too long to figure out

shadowrun.wikia.com/wiki/Sudden_Unexplained_Recessive_Genetic_Expression

shadowrun.wikia.com/wiki/Shapeshifter

First for metahuman gone furry, second for animal gone metahuman-ish.
And then there's sone of bio/cyberware to emulate it.

Exalted.jpg

Is that fate prism illya? I'm more interested in that now if so. Also since when is monk in literally any edition ever that good?

>implying
What do you think he's implying? That in the past (when both the cartoons he and you posted were made), animators gave a shit about their work?

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That's sort of what I hate about SURGE. It's supposed to be some random horror show of a few people getting random non-human features, but it's just used to make catgirls or minmax

Yeah it's Prisma Illya. That show is all over the place, but if you like trashy anime like me it's mostly in those places. I think outside of 3/3.5 monks are generally good or at least okay

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Yes, that is Fate Prism Illya.

Unchained Monk in PF hearkens back to the AD&D monks, who were ridiculously fucking good.

Str and Wis based unchained monk is Tier 3 (Automatic Qigong ability access so they can get Restoration spells, Divinations, Shadow Walk, dimension door at level 8, etc. Add on Full BAB & no flurry penalties since they're simply added attacks at highest BAB, pounce available at level 5, hardness and DR bypassing attacks in addition to their usual Ki strike bonuses, and on and on.) I panicked and accidentally one-shotted something with of my own CR with an unoptimized unchained monk. The second time I did it on purpose in the same combat.

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Forgot my file.

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>Arcane Archer
>Not a Soulknife.
6/10 filename.

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I'm an uncreative fuck, name suggestions?

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Improvised Weapon Proficiency

I'll fix that.

Looks more like Preform(Dance), Acrobatics or High/Max Dex to me.

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Witches don't get perform or acrobatics, so it's raw charisma checks.

>in before a bunch of autists show how intelligent they are by pointing out the incorrect scale

Every time.

typical PC reaction to rude townsfolk

If it's wrong to criticize underwear for not using the proper scale I don't know if I even want to keep coming to Veeky Forums anymore

I enjoyed that filename, thanks.

The how do you say asshole sex

I think there's supposed to be a feminine penis in there, so that by the deformation of the panties through the bulge the scale gets corrected

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>ywn have a umbrella wielding qt kung fu waifu
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

How would Veeky Forums autists know if the scale is correct anyway, if the only point of reference is women's underwear?

>rosebud inside a goatse inside a mouth
source please

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>Not taking a trait that gives one of the skills to you purely so that you can show off.

I laffed

Once again Rich misses an opportunity to make a joke and just has people saying words.

>Hey! It isn't over yet, mister!

should have been

>Hey! I am not dim-witted!

I see your nat 1 on Knowledge check and raise this one.

Wait, isn't that the pornographic flash?

Fleischer studios didn't actually want to do the superman cartoons

They asked for a ludicrous budget for each episode so that the owners would turn them down

Thing is they said yes to the ridiculous budget, hence why those cartoons are so ridiculously well made

It is. You can figure it out by the "Zomglol Network" in the corner, even if you never seen the flash in question.

attack of opportunity

They're right, though; those are all the same character.

that's the joke

Uh, no. "History isn't over yet" has exactly the same meaning of admitting V is pretty much Hitler, without being a cliched joke.

Fuck you too

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I saw something like that on steven universe, was more handy though

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>funny picture
>there's a quote below, it must be something insightful
>randomtumblrcunt: LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN XDDD
why do people include this? do you really need confirmation that the funny picture is funny? is it like with canned laughter in sitcoms?

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Cirno is a baka, while Rei is a giant Tang Elemental, quite different I assure. They also differ visually, but I will admit are similar in some regards, mostly due to palette

I think it's time for you to take a six-month break from the Internet.

That last hit... He really gonna feel it in the morning.