Imperial Guard creation thread

Let's create a regiment of the Emperors hammer!

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>Regiment Classification d10

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Rolled 2 (1d10)

LET ME PREACH HIS NAME

Imperial Guard: A true regiment, drilled and competent in their service.

PREACH IT!!

>Recruitment Criteria d100

Rolled 99 (1d100)

Rollan! 100 get!

Praise the Emperor! We get to roll d3 times on the chart, so give me a d3

Rolled 3 (1d3)

I guess it will be diverse regiment

That was quick, alright, give me 4 d100 (it was d3 + 1 incase you are wondering)

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shouldn't it be 4d95 so we won't hit rerolling again?

Rolled 96, 61, 45, 46 = 248 (4d100)

>shouldn't it be 4d95 so we won't hit rerolling again?

What's the fun in that?

Alright let's see
>Roll another d3
>Firstborn: Chosen by right of being the eldest child.
>Abhumans: Ratlings, Ogryn, and other such useful creatures.
>Tribespeople: All you have to do is teach them which way the gun points.

Rolled 2 (1d3)

more, more!

Ok, two more d100

Rolled 55, 22 = 77 (2d100)

Sorry, three more d100, forgot the +1 part

Rolled 3 (1d100)

last dice roll

>Lottery: Selection by the God-Emperor's grace, and a little luck.
>All female [m/f ratio adjustable]

>All male [m/f ratio adjustable]

Ok, we can sort this mess out later

>Nature of Recruitment d10 (Do we even need this?)

>Nature of Recruitment
it seems to contradict Criteria in some ways

Though so as well, let's just move on

>Home World d100

So in short, we recruit from everyone and their mothers. Could be a regiment stationed in a sort of world that its divided in different countries and each one providing a different type of recruits.

Or this regiment is probably made up of various other regiments that had been nearly wiped out

This regiment clearly recruits from world were different tribes of humans and abhumans live, the eldest children of tribe roll a lottery for who will be accepted

Rolled 84 (1d100)

Shrine World: They charge into battle eagerly, and their very prayers are warcries.

Ave Imperiator servants of the God Emperor!

>Home World Predominant Terrain d100

Shrine world! This calls for a might song to played in HIS glory!

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Rolled 38 (1d100)

Desert...

Do you guys want a re-roll? I feel like desert is so commin in the IG creation threads

Rolled 60 (1d100)

I'd do, because with every roll number of possible conscripts dwindle
>only oldest child
>only feral people so less of them than normal
>only by ticket so even less recruits
>in desert were even less people live

Ok, so instead of the desert it is:
>Ice: Cold-blooded, with hearts of fire.

Next roll:
>Regiment Core Units (d100)

Rolled 97 (1d100)

Planet Maker

Shock Troopers

I like this regiment more and more!

>Specialization (d10)

Rolled 2 (1d10)

Feral fanatics giving xenos shock treatment at incredibly high speed

>Specialization: Counter

>Loyalty Rating (d10)

Rolled 2 (1d10)

now lets pray to get good roll, Emprah help us

Fanatical: No remorse, no retreat, no fear.

>Special Equipment (d100)

It's simple, give them a highly stratified caste system, make space India.

The abhumans are broken up into tribes and live simple lives of menial labour to keep them down. A lottery is drawn to see which of their males get the honour of dying for the Emperor.

Pure humans are free to pursue more refined, intellectual and spiritual pursuits in their ivory spires. All noble families however must offer their first born daughters to the guard as officers.

So you have the non-commissioned masses of male abhumans, under the refined, educated, beautiful but detached female officer core.

Gentleman I give you Bollywood Drama: The regiment.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

this...surprisingly can fit, beside the fact that core units of ours are not abhumans, so it's male humans+abhumans under female officer?

Not Bollywood without a song and dance number.
>activate jailhouse dance routine to Thriller

>so it's male humans+abhumans under female pleasure officer that keeps her men in line with pegging and a spiky strap-on?
This is one somebody's fantasy, and they are in this thread.

Modified Weaponry

>Regiment Creed (d100)

>fanatics from Shrine world
> pegging and a spiky strap-on
judgment for heretics like you

Rolled 90 (1d100)

Tribal Faiths: This regiment is beholden to primitive beliefs. If from a civilized world, clannish practices from hive gang cultures or other such traditions predominate

>Regiment Friends (d100)

Rolled 10, 2, 4, 5, 6, 10, 10, 1, 5, 3 = 56 (10d10)

Rolling out of curiosity.

Rolled 41 (1d100)

And so it has been written!

Looks like we are buddies with the Adeptus Mechanicus

Enemies d100

See it even fits the caste system.

No. Stop that, that is not what I ment.

Rolled 71 (1d100)

heretics would be good, we are faithful servants of big E, we should kill traitors with our superior tactics

Daemon Prince/Daemon/other specific disciple of Chaos

With that, the creation tables are finished. Now let's fluff these guys out!

So....
>A Fortress World
>That's a Desert World
>That's also a Death World
>Who's adherant to Imperial religion at an average level
>Whome regularly sends troops to close by conflicts
>Has no cults
>Is a double Fortress World
>Is also a Necron Tomb World
>Traditionally fights Orks
>And has low gravity.

Yup. Baal V2.0

If they're shock troops could we fluff that as as lancers if we wanted to push the India theme?

And to remind everyone we are a regiment that: is from ice shrine world that has many tribes of humans and abhumans, from which we draw oldest girls and boys who take lottery for whom will join our great regiment and are devided by gender. We also fanatically loyal to big E, we use modified weaponry to strike fast at demons to counter their tactics

So... from a Tabletop standpoint....

WE COUNTER DEEPSTRIKE THE ARMY THAT DEEPSTRIKES FASTER THAN THEY CAN DEEPSTRIKE!

we deepstrike their deepstrike pods midair, kill everyone and run away

So armoured, horse or unique mount cavalry?

I'd be glad to help with it but I don't know anything about India beside turbans and poo in loo

So if this is anl tribal ice world, are our ogryns called ice giants instead?

that fits, forst/ice giants that live on the poles
maybe war-bikes and such for "advanced" cavalry?

Well, since it's an ice world, wouldn't combat snowmobiles make more since than actual creatures?

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AVE EUM, ATTACK!

Do we want to make our own abhumans for the world?

On just one additional type, what would fit I wonder. Some sort of snow felanid? Yeti-like Ogryn? Bishie tiger people for maximum romantic melodrama atmosphere?

so snowmobiles as primary means of assault, with semi-open chimeras to transport frosty ogryns for quick strikes and bashing before advancing in opposite direction

snow tiger beastmen, ogryns that are completely covered in white hair, humans that wear turbans and beards

>turbans
>in cold climate
If they are retards, then sure, why not.

it's very warm turban made of same material imperial helmets are!

what should we name this regiment?

>be Necron Lord
>wake up
>Let's see what happened to my planet while I was napping
>Some Xenos settled in and fortified the everloving shit out of it.
>They build fortresses in their fortresses so they could sit in a fortress while be in a fortress.
>Decide to fuck this shit and nap a few millenia longer.

X Frostbite Guard, where X stand for planet name, now question is how to name the planet

No, Yeti

Also, congratulations you fucks. You just made THE MOTHERFUCKING GHURKAS

Since this regiment is from a shrine world and led by female officers, may I suggest that said female officers be Sororitas distaff? These Sororitas (whether trainees, full battle sisters, or an order minor) command the male nobles, who in turn command the lottery commoners, who in turn command the abhumans.

Adligat for home world name?

I'd say our female commanders are in middle layer of command, making them Sororitas might be okay, but it puts our regiment outside IG influence and inside Space nuns. But beside that
1. Females are probably too lottery winners
2. Lieutenant and lower is lottery male commoner, abhuamns in their own specialized squads
3. Captain and several ranks up are female
4. top of the command are most competent individuals?

or Janakpur

I like this one

Janakpur zealot tigers

Compromise - the Order Minoris SOBs make up the regiments communication offices as well as clergy staff, as they are a monastic sister order

So Tac officers, comms, company preachers etc

Why? Only females can be ministers/clergy/monks in this society

Seconding Janakpur

We need to ball Nepal as hard as possible

Maybe just Janakpur zealots?

>top of the command are most competent individuals?
I don't know, doesn't that mess with the caste system themes a bit? Mobility up or down should be severely limited I think.

I like the idea of the daughters knowing from birth what theier destined position in command is and have progressively larger groups of retainers to support them as you get higher up.

Yes, but since men can't take any role above the Lieutenant it will be very hard for them to ever reach general or any such ranking making mobility very limited

bump

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Not really. Just have them declared an "Honorary Woman"!
Imagine the fun when the obviously male, bearded Captain turns up in a female dress uniform for ceremonial functions.

All the munitorum and administratum folks swear that he is female, but anyone that doesn't see via paperwork can tell

I call this maneuver, STHEEL UMBRELLA