> Tiny civilisation living in the airvents
> Stealing bbq sauce from stations
> Farming fungus
> Fighting a war with the ship's cat
> The warp drive jumps the ship five feet to the left at random intervals
> Sometimes your underwear doesn't go with it
> The doors are all double-hinged, aside from the ones that aren't
> There's no indication on the doors, watch that cargo inspector walk flat into a door and laugh.
> Half in inch of ice on every surface in the kitchen if someone leaves the freezer open overnight
> Check your pockets before washing your clothes, or you could drown hundreds
> Ship's gravity extends outside the ship
> For some reason, your ship always gets blocked in when you dock
> Security know exactly what you want when you call them up
> Have to bribe them with space doughnuts to keep them on your side
> All the probes have racy nose art on them, and you can't bear to remove something anyone put so much effort into
> Even if they all have green or blue skin
> No two clocks show the same time on the ship. Correct one, another drifts.
> The ship is wanted by three entirely separate alien races for three separate reasons