Welcome to "Whose turn is it anyway", the show where everything's made up and the hit points don't matter
>describe your party with a movie title
Welcome to "Whose turn is it anyway", the show where everything's made up and the hit points don't matter
>describe your party with a movie title
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The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly.
Hobo with a shotgun
Usual suspects.
Big trouble in little china
>Spies Like Us
Machete kills in space
Mean Girls
Leprechaun in the Hood
Backyard creampies III
From Russia with love
Lolita
John Dies at the End
Wall Street
Back Door Sluts IX
Psycho
The Five Obstructions
The Virgin Suicides
Enter the Void
There Will Be Blood
>differences between a hooker and the party's rogue
The hooker might have a heart of gold, and she wouldn't sell it.
one will do anything for gold, the other stops at sex
Price
>The hooker won't make anyone fuck a horse.
How to train your dragon(born)
The hooker wears more.
Rogue can handle one dagger. The hooker up to five.
I choose when to get fucked by the hooker.
When the hooker backstabs you, you pay in advance.
>things you shouldn't say when your GM asks you "are you sure?"
"I'm putting my dick in that kid because it's what my character would do!"
...but it's bound to work this time!
"No."
"What, are you saying that sticking your dick into a gelatinous cube WOULDN'T fucking rock? PUT 'ER IN!"
BACK DOOR SLUTS IX?!
"Yeah, I'll go ahead and say that aloud while invisible."
My AC is 20, I'll be fine.
"I frankly DON'T see a reason why i shouldnt check the old queen's cleavage for valuables; yes I'm sure"
"Damn right I'm sure. He doesn't need all his teeth anyway!"
>You're right, the goblins would hear me if I try to sneak around in my chainmail. Better take it off before I go slinking about.
underrated
"Of course, I'll make that jump!"
The Expendables
>sidenotes in the paladin's diary
Interrogate THEN smite...
Note to self: detect evil then smite
"I wish I could read"
"Why am I adventuring with these idiots?"
>how to tell your GM wants to kill the party
kek
>Be more pious
"You know what? Fine! Let's go with your plan! The one I've warned you against five times already! Let's fucking DO this!"
"Guys, something's wrong. The railroading has stopped..."
>*heavy breathing*
>"The dragon attacks the wizard for..."
>evil grin
"There's six giant wolves coming onto the airship, and we're still getting chased by the fucking magitech golem."
I had to kill another retard wizard today.
"We are going to change the rules to Wounds and Vigor, as well as armor as DR. Also your items can break.
Gay Negroes from Outer Space
>"The door behind you appears to have been sealed shut and upon close inspection the air around it shimmers slightly"
>"The only path remaining is forward, and down, into the darkness"
>"Roll initiative"
No more volleyball
BANG BANG CRASH
ATF RAID
>we're playing dogs
Jin Roh
Pic related
>"Only you can see this creature, to everyone else it looks like you're fighting nothing, but your wounds are very real. Does a... 38 hit your AC?"
Had a GM do that once. That's the last time I tell him I want to retire a character for one that fits the party.
>Write Sanity 100 somewhere on your sheet, you lose 20 by the way.
They make you roll saves on d6 in d20 system.
is that a fucking jojo reference
Dumb & Dumber
People like hookers.
Hookers don't touch strange, rotting bones for free.
Not that I know, maybe Fantomas inspired some characters but our rouge is a shapeshifting serial-killer sociopath. (We play Dark Heresy Ascencion)