Is he the perfect Shadowrun villain?

is he the perfect Shadowrun villain?

No, he's way too ... honest is probably not the right word, let's say - too straightforward.

No, he isn't Lofwyr.

No
When you bankrupt a business you either fall on your sword, or vanish.

Also Picture related,

Nah, he's the perfect guy that gets kidnapped for a quick buck on session 1.

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I think he'd make for a fun BBEG.

Naturally as the players get closer to him and uncover more, it slowly becomes apparent that he's far more cunning than he seems.

He's

He's eating it by the crust

who elected this man

>villain

>villain

Honestly, I want this to be the real-life truth. He pretends to be a mong just to play some intricate game with goals that no-one can figure out.
Bonus points if Russia is actually his puppet

Probably an old stuffed crust commercial

IIRC it's an old commercial for cheese stuffed crusts on pizza

Until you finally confront him, and it turns out all those cunning double bluffs were in fact just incredibly unpredictable stupidity that's now pointing the best minigun at you, it's a great minigun, there's no better minigun out there and everyone knows it! UCAS Made and designed, so you know it's good, and I know a good minigun when I see one so you know it's a great minigun! Hey, you, shadowrunner in the hat, stand up! Stand up out of cover! Wow, ain't that a great hat everyone? That's a real American hat!

Autocorrect changed minigun to a different word every time in this post bar this one in the spoiler.

this fucking triggers me

Well if you're all about Oligarchy and White Power..

I guess we are all the hero of our own stories.

>play as Tomaru
>Daughter hater tries attacking you for loving your family

Sounds fun.
Would his ultimate form be pic related?

no lie though I'd fuck the shit out of Kellyanne Conway

Consider me triggered

He doesn't look like a dragon.

Yes. You also have a perfect example how to use him.in President Robert L. Booth from the Judge Dredd comics. Booth is an exact copy of Trump (Really he has the same mannerism, its disturbing). These guys at 2000 AD were able to see in the future.

Like that, but golden, and with his name forming on his chest when he goes full nanomachines.

>Each successive generation has more ridiculous anime eyes.

no, you are.

you can see the gene pool shrink before your eyes

No, hes a Tom Clancy villain
Get your genres right

It's like you can see the inbreeding become more pronounced with each generation.

By the end, you can practically feel the heritable diseases radiating from their faces.

>Leader of a U(CAS)SA
Hell no. He's literally just a mid level pawn in a Shadowrun game. There are drakes more important than him

> Villain

I wondered when /pol/ would arrive.

Defend your new overlord if you can.

>you can see the gene pool shrink before your eyes in there eyes

We didn't arrive out of sudden, we were always here. What, do you think we don't play tabletop? We're all people.

He's also a Stephen King villain, if you count The Dead Zone.

>you can see the gene pool shrink before your eyes in their eyes

>hurr hurr because somebody I don't like got elected America is now an ogliarchy

>trump
>religious

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A "villain" could be good so long as the runners are more of a Blackhat, Trenchcoats and No-Witnesses kind of group
>Isis has hired a team to infiltrate the Trump administration
>A Ukranian technomancer delivered THE EMAILS while making it look like it was the Russians work
>Sanders is building up a team of loyal socialist runners to prepare for either his comeback or his replacements in 2020 by "silencing" right leaning democrats to secure the next presidential nomination. Non-violence preferred

I thought Pollacks were spawned from the depths of ponds, like the Frogs they worship.

He can be whatever you want him to be bby as long as you have a net worth in excess of 1 million dollars.

He's the pope, prophet, and messiah of the First Church of Trump.

That's just what Italians do, so it can be accepted as long as you are either in Italy or of Italian descent.

It kinda is though, regardless of politics. Half his cabinet openly opposed- and said so, on the record, multiple times- tons of his policies that seemed more out there but got votes.

These fuckers then look reasonable for supporting """right and just""" policies that wouldn't have tickled the far-right like they did (/pol/ and the like, you follow?), and as it's looking right now, the """moderates""" in his cabinet will get in unopposed, and if anything fails Trump can blame them for opposing him, if it works then it was part of his plan. Literally a no-lose scenario for him.

Plus Russia's weak enough economically they know they'll have to act once and appease him, or else he'll do what he threatens against China.

And to top it all off, the golden shower was (as things appear) a false-flag to ID whoever it was in his camp that was leaking secrets.

He's almost Bond-tier for a villain. What's better, littlefinger (oh wait, CIA has that one) or goldentan?

> Implying Sanders won't be dead by then
> Implying it won't be JEB SURGE instead
Slow and steady wins the race.

>A "villain" could be good

I'd say that's more antagonist.
Villain is definitely evil.

>villain
Nice try, fuckface. Go back to /tumblr/.

Well.. it's not like there isn't historical precedent for a head of state to found a state religion.
What would you call followers though? Trumpists? Trumpers?

I like this one best.

Everyone _wants_ there to be someone competent somewhere running things, it's why conspiracy theories are so popular, and it'll lead your players down the path of "Wait, that .. that must have been planned! There's no way that could have been an accident three times!" etc.

And then, they learn the horrible truth. There is no one competent secretly running things. The moon landings were not faked, because that would have required a level of skill in managing people that just doesn't exist, and BBEG Trump isn't a secret mastermind, he's just an unbelievably lucky goober. And not even his closest associates are sure that it's not an act.

Are you seeing it shrink, or is it the perspective of those eyes growing that makes it look like the 1-dimensional line of that family tree is getting narrower?

>fires a security chief mid operation
>no replacement

Best villain?

That isn't how you spell "Hero."

Hur hur, buthurt trumpie is pretending the last 30 years of people saying that same thing never happened so he can act like he's special.

The (((moderates))) in his cabinet can be explained well enough by what they said during their hearings: they basically haven't discussed things with him. Kinda ties into 's angle.

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Now I'm truggled.

"Look," Ser Donald of House Trump said from his seat at the great hall of Castle Black. "It would be one thing if we were getting the cream of the crop, but we're not. If the Wildlings cross our border, all we're getting are their criminals, their murderers, their rapists,-"
"And the children!" Jon Snow interrupted, rising from his seat amongst the other members of the Night's Watch. "The Wildlings need help. If we can aid them in their hour of need, we can end centuries of conflict."
"So you want to just open up the borders, let in thousands of hungry mouths, and make sure we all starve to death? I don't know about you, but I'm tired of paying for these illegal immigrants. If I had been around back when Bran the Builder had been putting up the Wall, I would've made the Wildlings pay for it. You bet your ass I'm not going to be paying for free lunches for their children."
Jon Snow looked around in anger as his brothers pounded the tables in agreement.
"Ser Trump," Jon Snow said. "We need the wildlings as much as they need us. The long winter is coming."
Trump rolled his eyes and shook his head, sending a few blonde hairs falling onto his black coat.
"Get that 'long winter' crap out of here, Lord Snow," he said. "We all know that global cooling was a myth invented by the Braavosi to hurt Westorosi industry."
"But the weather is clearly getting colder. Look at all the snow outside."
"Tell me something," Trump said, pointing out the window. "Can you see that sun?"
"Yes."
"Well then how could global cooling be real?"
Alliser Thorne nodded his head in agreement.
"That's ridiculous!" Jon Snow said, throwing his arms in the air. "Just because the sun is out doesn't.... nevermind. We're getting off topic. The Wildling civilians-"
"Illegals," Ser Donald corrected.
Jon Snow, undeterred, pressed on. "They are more open to peace than you might think. I have known their people. I have laid with their women."

> The moon landings were not faked, because that would have required a level of skill in managing people that just doesn't exist

Faking all of the evidence of the Apollo missions would be considerably more expensive than just going to the goddamned moon. And that's before you consider the difficulty of co-coordinating tens of thousands of people, any one of which could defect or get drunk and let the secret slip.

>>(You)

"Ok, lemme stop you right there. You spend a little time out in the snow. You haven't seen a house in a few months. You haven't seen a woman in even longer. You meet a girl who has fire coming out of her hair. Maybe she's got fire coming out of her... whatever. Then you decide to shack up with her. Now you think you understand the wildlings?"
"For god sake!" Grenn shouted. "Show some respect! He was a prisoner of war for months!"
"I prefer to honor the soldiers who weren't captured," Ser Donald said.
Jon Snow slammed his fist against the table. "Ser Donald! The White Walkers will soon be upon us! And on that day, the wildlings will be the least of our concerns. Winter is coming."
"You know, Jon Snow," Ser Donald said, "if that is your real name. You keep saying 'Winter is Coming,' but your last name isn't Stark. I don't know how you expect us to trust you when you're so secretive about your background."
"What do you mean 'secretive?'"
"What I mean is, why won't you tell us who your mother is?"
"Nobody knows except for my dead father."
"Oh really?"
"Do you... do you know who my mother is?"
"All I'm saying is, I have people looking into this, and you would not believe what they're finding."
"Was she a servant girl in some inn?" Alliser Thorne asked.
"No," Samwell Tarly said. "It must be somebody of noble lineage. I think it was Queen Cersei."
"Look at that hair," Grenn said. "He can't be a Lannister. His mother must have been from the North."
"What if Ned Stark isn't even his father," Dolorous Edd asked. "What if when Rhaegar Targaryen was in the North, he-"
"Shut up, Edd, you bloody moron," Grenn said.
Amidst the confusion, Jon felt two soldiers grab each of his arms and drag him from the Great Hall.
"What are you doing?" Jon demanded.
"I think we all know what has to happen here, Lord Snow," Ser Donald said. "You're going in a cell until we see that birth certificate."

Trumpians, I think, by analogy to Christ and Christians.

>Run multiple succesful businesses
>A few of them go bankrupt
>Because of this, multiple people who've never run a business in their lives call you a loser
Someone who never failed is someone who either never tried, or only tried once and got lucky.

>dubs
The KEK has spoken, Pollacks are spawns of the depth, they are Cthulhu

Is this just the lines replaced with edited trump quotes?

Because it reads very very well.

>tfw you hack Trump's SIN and get him sent to a corporate blacksite as a prisoner and no one believes that he's the real Trump while one of your Shadowrunners gets their body altered to look like Trump and institutes full communism

He worked pretty well in Metal Gear so I'm inclined to say yes.

Nobody cares about your shitty fanfics. Trump one, get over it, and stop spamming the board with this shit, you miserable pile of tears and semen.

No, but the dragon manipulating him from the sidelines would be.

Time to institute the plan to steal the toothbrush of every man, woman, and child in the UCAS. For communism!

And his name be Kek.

So you're saying they went to the moon to fake the Moon landings? That sounds even less plausible!

Yeah, when people talk about most conspiracy theories, you have to ask: "do you really think the government are THAT competent?"

>tfw when you use draconic sympathetic magic to turn Donald Trump into president of the UCAS but because you used the poo poo pee pee meme Pepe you retroactively gave Donald Trump a piss fetish and made him into a joke

That's the only way to fake them reliably. They used their stolen alien technology to transport a film crew, actors and equipment up there to fake it.

>Trump one

>one

Their... stolen alien technology? Like, technology that they, the aliens, stole from other, separate aliens?

He's just a puppet president though, so it's cool, just have the next puppet step up when this one runs dry.

That would actually require less people herding that the Nevada film studio theory. It's sad that conspiracy theories can actually get more plausible by adding even more implausible elements to them.

> Implying I'm not a /pol/ack who can laugh at himself
Some thin skin you've got there. Are you sure you won't be more comfortable on the opposite side?

>it's okay when feral negroes are allowed to wreck civilised countries
eat shit and die

I'm sure that if he runs dry, they can just top him up with another pitcher of beer. The crappy lite stuff, just change the label and he'll never know.

>tfw your group of novahot deckers and street samurai manage to hack the secret AI CL1N-T0N running as opposition to Trump and give her a destructive computer virus, and then Trump rewards you via calling a death sentence on you and hires anti-Shadowrunner specialists to his cabinet

holy fuck you have blown my mind

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Never had a small loan of a million dollars either

Ever go to college?

>>Run multiple succesful businesses
>>A few of them go bankrupt
>successful, bankrupt businesses
What did he mean by this?

No, he's not large, covered in scales, or capable of breathing fire.

Not just a small loan. His father died shortly after and he low-key inherited pretty much all of his money.

Far more than a simple million.

The then proceeded to leave his entire family out of it, including leaving a nephew without the support he needs to survive his medical condition.

Yes, now back to /pol/ with your obvious bait.

You can go bankrupt successfully - it mostly means you don't have to pay the debts you made. Just look at Greece.

>And to top it all off, the golden shower was (as things appear) a false-flag to ID whoever it was in his camp that was leaking secrets.
This sounds intriguing.