Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1341: Make God Laugh Edition

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Who is it?

And now thanks for all the help but I believe we've got this one ironed out... ah who am I kidding how does this look?

I reworked Archipelago wording some places and added an outro.

Real life crush or in chain crush?

Yes they do. Racial "levels" do contribute to your caster level.
This is the same for any race that comes with inherent spellcasting.

Ah, you're right?
This is late 20s for me, and I've already been to Wuxia and taken Adaptability.
I'll just Kung Fu them if they try to attack, while explaining that I'm a good guy.

Gilgamesh.

I believe there is a perk from portal that does that.

Why the fuck did that first sentence have a question mark. Why brain. Why you do this?

>Is it it actually the maximum weight you can pull, or what would be practical for a draw weight? Because if the former, that's... not really ideal for accuracy.
I assumed it pulls like normal, but always releases at your max draw, and is impossible to over draw.

Sweet, time to have silver waifu begin her sorcerer training.

>He's got a humanboo dragon waifu.
Excellent taste detected.

Well it's by no means the most powerful or in the top 10 but Praetorian armor from Doom upgrades by killing demons and it's hard to get cooler than that.

>Silver Dragon
Best Taste.

Yes. Class levels stack for spellcasting if a creature already has innate spellcasting as that class.

Speaking of silver dragons what jumps offer silver dragons (or D&D dragons in general) as companions?

Dead Space? If you're in the market for magitech power armor, then probably Exalted.

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Jumped almost all the suggestions from last time. Also more art. Where to next?

Percival got lonely and decided to wrestle a Deathclaw until it became his one and only pet. Sweet Pea will be mostly defensive, looking after any homes or camps.

There is some magic in the setting that _might_ OCP plain physics stuff so go for the uber creepy owl first, but yeah, I was pretty serious. A strength perk would not care much about you being in animal alt form, and a mental/spiritual perk like Aura at all.

Dragonlance is the easiest one to get a QT3.14 Silver Dragon.

Grim Fandango.

Hmm, wizard for being a wizard or Drop-in for a discount on a dragon. . . this is tough.

One of the Scenarios can make your Dragon cheaper to get

Rosario+Vampire has Above It All.

I try to avoid scenarios when I can, though a Silver waifu might be worth it.

Nice. The Glyphs and Puzzle of the diminishing dragons. If that is something from the setting (as opposed to stuff you will have to fanwank yourself) you might want to elaborate in the notes a bit.

The Archipelago, I sounds like you can incorporate other stuff that follows you into it? If so, nice! Make your own Hidden Age of Legends (Time Bandits Jump when) in each world.

Can you allow others/companions to summon/disperse the fog, or just you?

You might want to finagle the spaces so some perks/items/sections are not caught between pages, but that is about it.

Maybe rename it How to Train Your Dragon (Dreamworks) Jump v1.0 so it is easier to find on the drive...

Hmm. Am I understanding this right? The Archipelago isn't part of any worlds you visit ("not on any map") and isn't a Warehouse attachment, it's its own separate little piece world that's reachable via a "Bermuda Triangle"-style fogbank you can open/close?

Would shields be considered "melee weapons"? Specifically for the purpose of Samurai Jack's Enchanted Weapon.

>Powered by Laughter in SS13 lets you make jokes so terribadgood abstract concepts will try to stay out of the way of them
>Gag World from DBZ enhances your gagginess
>Just Like The Championship Match from Battlestar Gallactica lets you substitute one skill for another i.e. humor for psychotherapy
>Pure of Heart from Skullgirls makes you...pure of heart
>Border of Impossibility and Mu from Infernals gives you a starting point for turning into an avatar of pure impossibility made real
>I need to talk to God! lets you share your emotions with YHVH.Or the Great Will/Axiom

Huh. Someone convince me this is a bad idea. Because it clearly is. I just can't see how, at the moment.

But yeah. Looks good so far, and glad to see it's still a'coming along.

My taste is shit, so I'ma say Blame here. Or the Necrons' necrodermis.

Though I quite like the Warframes. Even if I still don't get the tacticaly advantage of having so much junk in your trunk. Seems like all that spare metal could've gone somewhere more important.

It's not clear even in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Nobody ever cuts anything impressive with it. People just say you apparently need it to rule the world.

Just over "not enough" and slightly below "way too much". That's approximately 12.7 almost anything units, by the way.

>Nice. The Glyphs and Puzzle of the diminishing dragons. If that is something from the setting (as opposed to stuff you will have to fanwank yourself) you might want to elaborate in the notes a bit.
It's a kindness by Jump-Chan really. In reality there is no way to stop the vanishing of dragons.

>The Archipelago, I sounds like you can incorporate other stuff that follows you into it?
Yep it does.

>Can you allow others/companions to summon/disperse the fog, or just you?
You are the only one who can summon it.

>You might want to finagle the spaces so some perks/items/sections are not caught between pages, but that is about it.
Formatting and such my ban.

>Maybe rename it How to Train Your Dragon (Dreamworks) Jump v1.0 so it is easier to find on the drive...
I'll look into it.

>Am I understanding this right?
Not exactly. It isn't on any map, isn't a warehouse attachment, and you can summon the Bermuda Triangle style fog-bank. Closing it? Notsomuch

If I recall correctly you can get a wyrmling with the improved familiar version of a NWN perk, though that might be considered waifu husbandry. I think Wyrmlings are the equal of an adult humanoid but I'm not sure.

>It isn't on any map,
So... even in high-tech worlds, satellites (for example) just see a small(?) bank of fog?

Can we move the fogbank?

And we can't close it, but can we "create at will" more than one fogbank access point at a time?

Hey ASA, are you aware we lost someone else yesterday?

Excellent taste.

I've personally imported my Praetorian into both Metroid and A:EMH to make it the best Power Armor possible.

I'm heading to bed soon, but before I do, I'd like to see if anyone had any feedback on this new update. I've finished the Demon Warrior tree, so next should be general perks.

>Not using bullshit magic and technology perks, and any other useful perks, to fuse all of your Power Armors together
>Not further enhancing it with your own technological knowledge, and skill at enchantment.

>Not exactly. It isn't on any map, isn't a warehouse attachment, and you can summon the Bermuda Triangle style fog-bank. Closing it? Notsomuch
Ah. Can you open the fog bank in more than one place (north end of Archipelago exits to somewhere south of the Arctic Circle, southern end of archipelago where tropical islands are to equator.) Or move the Fog bank by creating it elsewhere else?
How big is the fog bank, the size of the entire archipelago and really visible from orbit, Container ship size?

I kinda am. I took Legendary from Metroid for my Doom Suit.

>So... even in high-tech worlds, satellites (for example) just see a small(?) bank of fog?
Indeed though I will note that the fog banks isn't small by standards. youtube.com/watch?v=yjipAlQKwgI that's the kind of fog bank you can expect

>Can we move the fogbank?
Nope but it'll dissipate over time. It'll stick around for while though.

>And we can't close it, but can we "create at will" more than one fogbank access point at a time?
Yeah sure you can.

>Can you open the fog bank in more than one place? Or move the Fog bank by creating it elsewhere else?
See above and pic related

>How big is the fog bank, the size of the entire archipelago and really visible from orbit, Container ship size?
See above. It's pretty big...

What color would a Tamaranean with Kaiju Blue blood blush?

Blue?

Right then, in that case, I'll see you all later.

The Atma Soldier capstone is a bit unimpressive compared to the others. The other origin's capstones are basically the most impressive or notable aspect of whatever character they are based on. The Atma Soldier one comes from Serph just sort of recovering from a fisting.

Blue + orange = brown.

Aha, so... at least a mile or two thick and half a mile or more high, ish. Cool.

Well, orange lies between red and yellow on the colour spectrum. Blue and yellow make green, and blue and red make purple. Which leads into green and purple which make... brown.

So when they blushed you'd probably see them look a tan or darker colour.

I have a dumb Infinite Stratos question but if you take the big sis drawback where you have a sister who is better than you at everything, and take her as a companion at the end of the jump does she maintain her hyper competence (not gaining new skills just in what she has) also I take it she doesn't gain any magical or supernatural abilities or does she?

She's not actually automatically better then you nor does she gain any abilities a normal human wouldn't (For IS definition of normal human). She's super skilled in most things but it is possible to be better then her at some things, which is where the rest of, and probably the main part of, the drawback comes into play.

She'll be just as good post jump as what she is during the current jump, since that skill isn't scaled off of you.

Ok thank you for the quick response, cool. Not a bad companion for 10 years of misery.

That's a good point. Unfortunately, Serph really doesn't have all that much to work with compared to Sera and Heat. Any suggestions?

I'd give it a 5, depending on how hard to kill you are and quickly the jumper could persuade the Guardians that they're not hostile.
For someone who's been to Wuxia, you ought to be able to hold them off without killing anyone until they get the idea you're not an enemy.

I like the Earth's Mightiest Heroes jump for starktech symbiote armor.
But naturally I blended many suits together.

I'm not an archer, it shows. It's meant to be the max "practical draw weight".

Going to second something about the Atma Soldier capstone. It just seems to lack the oomph feeling the other two have.

Yeah, I'm debating whether or not to take the drawback just for the companion. I wouldn't even get the points, the companion just tempts me.

Right then, I suppose I'll have to work on that. Thank you and the other user here for your feedback.

Now seriously, I need sleep. It's almost 2:00. Night, y'all. I swear to God, if I sign off right before someone makes a great suggestion...

This.

Praetorian with associated RIG upgrades for fun, but yes. When you need a magitech power armor, it's the best platform to base it on. Never stop upgrading.

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I'm quite fond of the ACS from Legacy of the Aldenata. Major power-hog, but if you can keep it fueled there are very few things it can't take on, up to and including interstellar battleships.

Man what? Updates on DDS2? Fucking sweet.

Sometimes I'm tempted to run around fighting without a shirt. But I've taken too many charisma perks for my abs and chest.
My companions joke that it has become the Ark of the Covenant they way some people react upon seeing it.

Awesome pecks are a double-edged sword sword.

How long would it take to build Sajuuk just using homeworld construction methods?

>Not fight just by flexing shirtless
>You don't even cast magic, just flex so hard that reality starts to dissort

What perk could give me a cool looking halo?

surprisingly, with the right build super robot wars OG: jumper generations . You just have to import your robot everywhere else first.

But there's a surprising amount of power that no one ever talks about. Like the power armor option for mega man X and mega man Z or the hunting rigs in LoT which are damn cool

That depends on ff homeworld is like SupCom in that the actual construction speed is game speed or at least a fraction of it. I suspect so as they use a somewhat similar somewhat less advanced but similar method of construction (the biggest difference being that they cannot transmute matter, they still need the elements in their raw form). Even the largest ships a mothership can build take less than half an hour in game, which would probably be a few hours still at worse if the game speed is not correct.

Your bigger problem is that you would have to build your own dry dock large enough to build the Sarjuuk. That's not even covering all the problems of decoding the Sajuuk information to even know how to build it. But, if you build that dockyard, have enough material, and understand the tech behind it, I could see you getting several Sajuuks build before 24 hours pass. The real speed equation modifier would be getting all that material in the first place and manning the damn things.

How do new companions react when introduced to much older companions?

>use a somewhat similar somewhat less advanced but similar method

I do english good.

Obvious answer is Evangelion.

mantra energy From Asura's Wrath as some of the coolest halos, going Angel in forgotten realms can get you a nice one although that's going to be expensive, aesthetic construct from world of cultivation could probably make one, there is an Old but powerful one in Saints row of all Places and of course my first halo was from madness combat

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Okay, so work with me here.

What you do is, you go about and you get the right perks to make your Asgerd stupidly huge.

Then you import it as a power armor.

Then you use SupCom tech to print out a ring installation. Yes, as in, Halo.

And then put it above your armor's head. Obviously.

Bam. Biggest baddest halo.

I'm not sorry.

I don't think there's anything to import A ship as power armor , a giant robot sure , but not power armor. Unless you go giant robot first and then use battler G from super robot wars OG: jumper generations but I don't think the halo would fit on your head At that point.

Well, you've got appropriately scaled up SupCom tech, build a bigger halo.

that's when saying though, the Ring installation would be Far too large for a power armor. you would need a super robot

Uh, hello, Neptune-sized spaceship turning into a mecha?

Okay because you specifically said Power armor in
you know there is a difference right?

The only difference between mecha and power armor is how much armor is between you and the opponent!

yes That's what I'm saying, and once it goes past, like a yard of plating , it's firmly in super robot territory. Whereas power armor is more like Ironman

And the bigger guns.
And the fact that your limbs aren't at least completely in the mech's limbs.
And that some mechs you can sit inside
And that you can attach a cup holder to a mech.

Well, functionally speaking, the difference between powered armor and a mecha is in its controls. Powered armor is armor which moves in response to its user's movements. A mecha is a robot which moves on its own and is controlled by its user's input.

Exactly. Objectively superior. And there's no reason you can't have a power armor inside that mecha. And put that mecha in another mecha that's in another mecha.

If there is power, you must row to fight it.

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What if we build a mech with large guns that shoot breaching pods that dispose power armor soldiers into the enemy mech?

by that definition There are only power armors in Mobile Fighter G Gundam,which seems a bit silly considering the scale

You mean like pic related?

So is she done? She looks pretty done.

>A power armor that is inside a mecha
>Said mecha it's inside an even bigger mecha
>Said bigger mecha is piloting a space-ship
>Said space-ship controls a moonsized battle-station
>Said battle station can transform into a planet size mecha

>by that definition There are only power armors in Mobile Fighter G Gundam,which seems a bit silly considering the scale
To me, if it's a powered suit of armour it's power armour regardless of size.

Now you're getting somewhere.

Oh gods that is ADORABLE.

As far as I know scale has nothing to do with whether something is powered armor or a mecha. You could have building-sized powered armor or mecha that's only a few times larger than a person. It's whether it's enhancing the user's movements or being directed by them via mechanical input that's the differentiating factor.