Elf scholar, what do?
Elf scholar, what do?
Hudson Brown
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Austin Howard
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William Wilson
This......is actually a new take.
Fuck it, I'll learn some mag......
Wait I'm a paladin.
Fuck.
Gabriel Hughes
Learn magic. Duh.
Is this institutional teaching by the way? Can I roll to romance the teacher? She looks qt.
>inb4 waifu wars
Hunter Clark
Yeah, alright.
And maybe our teacher-student relationship can grow into something more.
Thomas Richardson
Listen to them talk about the most recent gossip.
Record it and use it for my thesis on pre-historic non-human sentient culture.
Dominic Sullivan
Impregnate and marry.
Jackson Allen
Disregard elfs, acquire magic.
Sebastian Gutierrez
Learn magic from her. Also, use this as an opportunity to meet Senshi so I can also learn the art of cooking monsters.
Jace Thompson
Quality Veeky Forums thread, that's what this is about.
Jacob Thomas
You can't just learn magic
Jeremiah Smith
That's from the porn version, right
Aaron Gonzalez
There is no porn version.
Thomas Ross
>Rule 34 wakes up
>NO PORN VERSION YOU SAY?
Chase Ross
Yeah there is. She gets goblined.
Noah Scott
Isn't there another one where it's good old fashion not being raped into oblivion by goblins doujin.
Hudson Mitchell
There's the one with the ear cleaning
Robert Jenkins
Time to bend reality
Jeremiah Howard
The porn version I saw did not involve goblining. It did involve a proper human dicking though.
Asher Rivera
If she wants to try then she is welcome to it, though I feel I won't be an able student and I'll tell her that up front so she knows what she's getting into and doesn't waster her time. I will ask if she could use a fighter though. I could do that.
Christian Robinson
Well, that's not my fetish..but I look at it. It's probably better then the millions of "gangbang rape chain and then the women is either devoured or has her brains bashed in, or turned in mind broken slave that's been dismembered".
Cameron Brooks
Don't you mean "marry and impregnate"? I certainly hope you're not thinking of engaging in premarital sex?
Angel Butler
Yeah. Hentai's not great if you're not into that. You can find a few, but your selection is very limited.
I mostly just read smut these days. It requires more work than a visual medium but the story beats are better.
Brody Gutierrez
For some reason the /d/ meaning of dungeon comes to mind before the Veeky Forums one.
Jace Green
I'm ok with hentai, but the vast majority of male on female are just...bland. However, this in turn has made my fetish of cross dressing males being bum fucked into oblivion and loving it far more happier.
John Moore
>For some reason
Alexander Murphy
Oh holy shit, what if dungeon meshi is just a manga adaptation of one of the authors campaigns? DMPC is elf sorceress with secret edgy dark magic who really doesn't want to let the campaign go off the rails, but the party insists on finding new things to eat the entire time.
Dominic Edwards
Use her to get closer to Senshi, then dump her and learn about pistil and stamen from the beardchef
Michael Peterson
feed her
Ian Thompson
Well, there is a lot of overlapping between /d/ and Veeky Forums so occasional confusion between content is to be expected
Alexander Miller
Source man, source.
Liam Gutierrez
>be 30
>be virgin
Jordan Gonzalez
>feed her
But she is not being fed but being fed ON
Lucas Williams
Blake Bell
Turn her pocket sized for bed time lectures and convenient transportation.
Parker Taylor
okay, even I can't find the source for that and I solved the last one.
Do you have it?
Jackson Ortiz
Translation's there too.
Asher Perry
What is this from?
Jacob Myers
that... is not a link?
Jayden Ramirez
Dungeon Meshi.
Bentley Cooper
Fixed.
Jace Watson
Also good. A good-size chunk of my Favorites file is along those lines. It's easier to project myself onto a lovingly-pounded trap than try to enjoy a proxy orc-rape.
Jordan Hernandez
>7255884
ah, I gotcha.Thanks!
Zachary White
I'm coming to defeat you motherfucker. Five more years, and your ass will be grass.
Jose Sullivan
>proxy orc-rape
It's not rape if it involves orcs
It is a part of their natural life cycle
Caleb Flores
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Jaxon Stewart
My trap brother from another mother! It's good to see more of us ShindoL does wonderful traps, and I've never seen one of them being getting a bad end, unlike the women. That Kancolle one, DYNOMITE!
Lincoln Turner
Learn magic, marry her, fug her, and make a bunch of half-elves.
Hopefully magic can help extend my life to see my kids grow and be with her longer, but all things come to an end eventually.
Bentley Cook
Why did Fan no Hitori discover this series? Why can't someone that does hardcore vanilla ever discover something I like.
Jose Wilson
Maybe you can't if your intelligence is less than 9.
Cooper Miller
See, THIS guy gets it right. The downside is that traps can't (usually) get impregnated. I'd say probably a third of my fantasies involve me getting impregnated.
Jayden Sanchez
Learn the arts of esoteric shitposting.
Aaron Green
You need innate magic abilities to learn magic
Cooper Martinez
Lick her ears
Joshua Walker
Mysteries of life.
Connor Baker
You need innate magic abilities to learn sorcery, user.
Wyatt Rivera
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Liam Parker
Massage her ego.
Dylan Ramirez
fug yeah dibi
Elijah Ortiz
Careful
It will bloat even further
Anthony Wright
Thanks OP, I just got promoted!
Jaxson Cook
>six more years until I can wage battles on the astral plane
I'm coming for you first.
Matthew Allen
>five
>six
Four for me fuckers. When I ascend I will become [INSERT NAME HERE] the Vermillion.
Logan Adams
Only four for me too. I will steal your soul and bind it to me in service!
Jacob Morris
OHOHOH! I did not know there was so many wizards in training here! Good! I will be seeing you in five years not to fight though, just to play some tabletop games. You like AD&D 1E?
Landon Russell
Can't steal what I sold to Valve years ago.
Never played any edition of D&D but I've been told that I would enjoy 1ed
Kevin Scott
Then I coming Vermillion. and I'll be the DM. Don't worry, I don't pull the Gygax move on players